[Sasha Distan] A Wolf And His Man

[Sasha Distan]

LOL I did specify back door and then deleted it because, back door. Ok, I guess we're ALL back to normal now...

 

I create the best forums... 

 

in other news: only two weeks worth of Oli and Boris left.

[Timothy M.]

*sneaks in and takes a look*

*sighs with relief*

everything's back to normal and drool proof

 

wait  - only two more Olidays !!!    

*goes off to sulk*

[Sasha Distan]

*sneaks in and takes a look*

*sighs with relief*

everything's back to normal and drool proof

 

wait  - only two more Olidays !!!  

*goes off to sulk*

 

But you get RAB until mid november. 

[Headstall]

I create the best forums... 

 

in other news: only two weeks worth of Oli and Boris left.

Yes you do but they take all my likes

 

And I will miss Oli and Boris very very much...

[dughlas]

in other news: only two weeks worth of Oli and Boris left.

But ... but ... ummmmm ... but ... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... but ... sigh ...

[impunity]

Wait! Only two more weeks? That doesn't leave much time to fix things.

 

Please don't leave us sad.

[Sasha Distan]

Wait! Only two more weeks? That doesn't leave much time to fix things.

 

Please don't leave us sad.

 

I will leave you exactly where Oli and Boris left me. I always say I don't plan, and few people really believe this, but I did not know I had reached the end until within 3000 words of the end. And suddenly, they were gone.

[Timothy M.]

If Oli's dad doesn't get his comeuppance for being such a bastard, I'm going to sulk for a long time. Just saying...

 

Edit: although I may forgive you as long as Oli and Boris left happy and content in their love.

Edited September 27, 2014 by Timothy M.

[Irritable1]

He did say it'll all be awesome. 

[Sasha Distan]

He did say it'll all be awesome. 

 

Thank you. Have faith.

[Irritable1]

Thank you. Have faith.

 

[Sasha Distan]

 

[Headstall]

Thank you. Have faith.

Stop getting my hopes up...I am resigned to their fate...and mine....I will still love you no matter what...and I won't sulk....well...hardly....

[Irritable1]

My therapist does grief work... maybe I should see if I can get her in here... Edit: hee hee. Now I'm tempted to ask her just to see her expression   One of her other clients made her read 50 Shades of Grey and when she asked me if I knew anything about it I could tell she was almost in physical pain. AWaHM  would be a lot better.

Edited September 27, 2014 by Irritable1

[Kitt]

LOL Maybe - once you explained the existence of werewolves, and a genetic anomaly that makes one change opposite the rest of them

[dughlas]

Yeah, but that makes sense in Sasha's world.

[Irritable1]

I'd have to explain Sasha to her. And Tim. No, too much work...  

[Sasha Distan]

Yeah, but that makes sense in Sasha's world.

All freaks are accepted into SashaLand. Except the people who do the brighton naked bike ride. They can sod off.

 

 

I'd have to explain Sasha to her. And Tim. No, too much work...  

I'm not hard to explain, just use lots of hyphens or commas.

Sasha is a wolf who's a cowboy, who writes books, teaches children how to cook for a living, loves a truck called Hoyt, married a very patient geek, and spends an inordinately large amount of time with a horse called Copper.

See? Easy.

[Irritable1]

Why no love for the brighton naked bike ride? (edited for blathering)

Edited September 28, 2014 by Irritable1

[Sasha Distan]

Why no love for the brighton naked bike ride? (edited for blathering)

 

because eeewwwwwwwwwww!

 

someone somewhere has to sit on that saddle again. ick ick.

Also, we're not talking a bit of a bike ride, we're talking the centre of town, blocked up for hours by naked people on bikes who are apparently protesting the use of cars (not just in the city centre, but completely). and they are completely naked. Very very naked. in the middle of the day in summer.

[dughlas]

Are you suggesting that you have never been naked at midday in the summer ... somewhere you normally wouldn't be ... never been naked, bareback on a horse ... [Tim stop drooling]

[Sasha Distan]

never been naked, bareback on a horse ...

 

People who go naked on horses deserve all the chafing, pain, and eventual castration they get.

[Irritable1]

Dugh I SO did not need that mental image...

[dughlas]

People who go naked on horses deserve all the chafing, pain, and eventual castration they get.

Ouch, but, none of that, just a free run across a meadow, course I was also 19 at the time ... and streaking was still in vogue but it was something more I can't explain other than the sheer joy of being alive and the power of the animal I was riding ... also, to the best of mind knowledge there were no spectator ... just me and a remarkable horse that loved to run.

 

I didn't mean the early comment as anything crude or vile, I fear you might think ill of me, I am sorry for that

Edited September 29, 2014 by dughlas

[Irritable1]

 

 

Ouch, but, none of that, just a free run across a meadow, course I was also 19 at the time ... and streaking was still in vogue but it was something more I can't explain other than the sheer joy of being alive and the power of the animal I was riding ... also, to the best of mind knowledge there were no spectator ... just me and a remarkable horse that loved to run.

 

 

Well, if you've actually DONE it and you're still fully functional to tell the tale then that's different of course...

 

Edit: I'm terrified of the power of horses and their hooves (last summer I saw two bump into each other because they were excited about a peppermint they saw me holding---it was like seeing landslides collide) and I can't imagine riding one bareback clothed, let alone naked. It's not the same thing as a bicycle at all---a bike can't cripple you when it rolls over. But anyway. More power to your teen self, Dugh.

Edited September 29, 2014 by Irritable1