Horribly Inappriate Children's Books

[JamesSavik]

Here's little Jimmy.

 

Jimmy likes to read.

 

Jimmy reads and reads and reads.

It's safer than playing in da hood.

 

 

But what is little Jimmy reading?

 

Oh my!

[JamesSavik]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[JamesSavik]

Comment and I'll post more.

 

Really. It won't let me post any more until you do.

 

Hope you aren't too traumatized.

 

 

 

 

HAA! I fooled da system.

[JamesSavik]

 

 

 

[dughlas]

You are a wicked, wicked man.

[JamesSavik]

Little Jimmy is one weird little kid.

 

He wrote National Geographic and complained that none of the nude natives in their magazine were from Scotland or Norway.

[Palantir]

Lol - this made me remember all the kerfuffle when Enid Blyton's Noddy books were deemed unsuitable for children.

[Timothy M.]

  that was weird...

I guess it mainly fun if you know the originals.

[JamesSavik]

 

Here's one for our scouts!

 

 

What the hell is this?

 

 

Run away Little Jimmy!

 

 

Poor kitty!

 

 

 

 

Good question.

 

 

I do not want to touch the bossy cow.

 

 

Life is hard when you are extinct.

 

Had to happen sooner or later.

Edited March 24, 2015 by jamessavik

[Mann Ramblings]

I shouldn't be so entertained by this. I'm going to hell. There's no doubt. LOL

[Gene Splicer PHD]

"Printed on Super Sturdy Pages" baahaa

[JamesSavik]

 

 

 

 

[Greg_A]

I shouldn't be so entertained by this. I'm going to hell. There's no doubt. LOL

Save me a seat - apparently I'm on my way there too!    Haven't laughed that hard in days!   

[K.C.]

Hahahahaha! We have "Everyone Poops!"    Friend gave it to my kid as a gift few years ago.

 

I also HAD to buy this when I saw it

 

 

You can even have Samuel L Jackson read it

[JamesSavik]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sOA_U3-HOs

[AceKebabs]

Best thread ever! This cant be real right?

[JamesSavik]

Best thread ever! This cant be real right?

 

Some of it is.

 

Everybody Poops is real. So is The Night Daddy Went to Jail.

[AceKebabs]

Some of it is.

 

Everybody Poops is real. So is The Night Daddy Went to Jail.

I dont know if i should be laughing or not XD 

[lovesickpuppy]

I'm reading these postings at work. Lol.

[C J]

                                          

[JamesSavik]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

Hope you aren't too traumatized.

 

 

 

 You just ruined Sesame Street for me... ah darn it, now I'm thinking about "Bert & Ernie Experiment" Nooo! 

[Drew Espinosa]

James, this video reminded me of your thread!     

 

oh and here are extras.

Edited May 25, 2015 by Drew Espinosa