Black Widow (Story Discussion)

[impunity]

But you did

Now you're just being cruel.

[Headstall]

Now you're just being cruel.

Mike is suffering the same from the same affliction... and the cure is a new chapter... ahem... Mark?

[impunity]

It was temporary insanity on her part... withdrawal symptoms from the disappointment of no Thursday posting... she's fine now

No I'm not! I still don't have a chapter.

[Headstall]

No I'm not! I still don't have a chapter.

Well, you at least remember that Mark is sexy.... that's a good sign, but you're right... it's not a cure... again, Mark? Help the poor soul out... I'm fine, I'm not asking for me... I still have ALL my marbles

[impunity]

I still have ALL my marbles

In the original bag?

[Headstall]

In the original bag?

Well.... no...

[Drew Espinosa]

Yep, Mark sure is sexy... if I ever had him as a professor, I'd make sure to ask him for help​ on a paper...

 

I still have ALL my marbles

At sixty-one? I doubt that...

[Headstall]

Yep, Mark sure is sexy... if I ever had him as a professor, I'd make sure to ask him for help​ on a paper...

 

At sixty-one? I doubt that...

:o

[impunity]

Well.... no...

Those bags can get a little fragile with age.

[Headstall]

Those bags can get a little fragile with age.

There is nothing wrong with my bag

[Kitt]

Well, you at least remember that Mark is sexy.... that's a good sign, but you're right... it's not a cure... again, Mark? Help the poor soul out... I'm fine, I'm not asking for me... I still have ALL my marbles

 

I do too! And I even know where they are! In a pretty glass jar on the mantle!

[Headstall]

I do too! And I even know where they are! In a pretty glass jar on the mantle!

<Kitt mutters to herself> ... Now, where is that damn mantle...

[Kitt]

LMAO - It is a massive wooden beam mantle and easy to spot!

 

 

See what happens when you leave us to amuse ourselves between chapters Mark?

[impunity]

There is nothing wrong with my bag

Of course not.

[Drew Espinosa]

There is nothing wrong with my bag

I'd be happy to fondle handle your bag...

[Headstall]

Of course not.

<stamps foot> ... Seriously!

I'd be happy to fondle handle your bag...

In your dreams, little buddy... and there was nothing angelic about your offer

[impunity]

<stamps foot> ... Seriously!

 

Note to self: work on sincerity.

[Headstall]

Note to self: work on sincerity.

Hehe...

[Drew Espinosa]

In your dreams, little buddy... and there was nothing angelic about your offer

What?! How'd you know?

[impunity]

What?! How'd you know?

It's called "wisdom."

 

And, no, Gary, darling, that's not a synonym for "old."

Edited May 28, 2016 by impunity

[Drew Espinosa]

And, no, Gary, darling, that's not a synonym for old.

Well...

[impunity]

Well...

Dammit, I meant to say "euphemism." You were too damn quick, young man.

 

 

EDIT: So, is Mark waiting to give us a Memorial Day surprise? That only works when it's an extra chapter, not a delay of the scheduled one.

Edited May 28, 2016 by impunity

[Headstall]

Dammit, I meant to say "euphemism." You were too damn quick, young man.

 

 

EDIT: So, is Mark waiting to give us a Memorial Day surprise? That only works when it's an extra chapter, not a delay of the scheduled one.

He is, isn't he?

 

And don't be the bearer of false hope... he's probably on an island somewhere, drinking his face off...

[impunity]

He is, isn't he?

 

And don't be the bearer of false hope... he's probably on an island somewhere, drinking his face off...

Well, that would be nice. But there should be time between cocktails for a chapter or two.

[Headstall]

Well, that would be nice. But there should be time between cocktails for a chapter or two.

You'd think