Never Have I Ever

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden a jockey 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever competed in a horse race

[Leslie Lofton]

Me neither. I could never run that fast. 

Never have I ever paid to take part in a bike race. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I done 10meter diving

[AquariusGuy]

Nope

 

never have I ever gone deep sea diving

[ReaderPaul]

Nope. 

Never have I ever dived off a board more than 10 feet (3 meters) high.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I swam with sharks

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever swam with the Miami dolphins 

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever bucked with a Denver Bronco

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever commanded the Washington Commanders

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever touched the horn of a Los Angeles Ram.

39 minutes ago, AquariusGuy said:

Never have I ever commanded the Washington Commanders

I was going to say something about scalping, but those days are behind us. #httr

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever done anything unsaintly with the saints.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever cuddled with a Chicago Bear 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever gone sailing with the Minnesota Vikings 

[Leslie Lofton]

 

Nope 

Never have I ever had my Green Bay packed by a Green Bay Packer

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever rammed by the Rams

[Leslie Lofton]

 

Nope

Never have I ever been boarded by a Tampa Bay Buccaneer 

[ReaderPaul]

Never have I ever bird watched with a St. Louis Cardinal.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope, but that's sweet. 

Never have I ever joined the mile high club with a New York Jet.

Side note. This is the best thing I've seen yet here. Instead of paying attention in church choir ⛪🐰 I was trying to think of lewd NFL puns.

Edited March 31 by Leslie Lofton

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever ruled with a Kansas City Chief.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope, nor been offered his Arrowhead 

Never did I ever see the cock of a Seattle Seahawk. 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever seen a royal rod of a Kansas City Royal.

[JamesSavik]

Nope.

 

Never have I ever been an altar boy for a New Orleans Saint.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever saved a horse by riding a Dallas Cowboy.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been tampered with by a tampa bay buccaneer