Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever flown in a Chicago Blackhawk 

[Leslie Lofton]

Just the regular kind. 

Okay this one's a stretch, but ...

Never have I ever been in bed with a Cleveland Guardian and screamed the wrong name. 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been corn holed by a Nebraska Cornhusker

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever engaged with any of of the Philadelphia Eagles.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been prey for the Nashville Predators 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever swam with the Miami Marlins.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden with a Texas Ranger

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever played with the Utah Jazz basketball team.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever see a movie with the Detroit Lions, Detroit Tigers and Chicago Bears, oh my. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I worn a Columbus Blue Jacket

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope. 

Never have I ever been lubed up by an Edmonton Oiler

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I packed a Greenbay Packer

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever birdwatched with a Baltimore Oriole. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been cornholed by a Dallas Star

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever heard a Baltimore raven say never more 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had a Dallas Cowboy, say "Please Sir, can I have some more"

[Leslie Lofton]

25 minutes ago, AquariusGuy said:

Nope.

Never have I ever heard a Baltimore raven say never more 

I think I've heard a few fans say it, though. 

Let's see, lewd NFL puns ... Never have I ever jacked it with a Jacksonville Jaguar

[ReaderPaul]

Never have I ever shot baskets with the New Jersey Nets or Brooklyn Nets,

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been in the Minnesota Wild.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I performed magic with the Washington Wizards

[Leslie Lofton]

You know, one of these days someone will say yes and the spell will be broken. Until that time though

Never have I ever "hooked" 👠👄🪝a Florida Marlin 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden Buffalo Bill

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been attack by the Arizona Coyotes.

[JamesSavik]

Me either.

Never have I ever had sax with the Utah Jazz.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been stung by the Charlotte Hornets