Never Have I Ever

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been with any of the Minnesota Twins.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been ridden by the Texas Rangers

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever cuddled with a Chicago Cub.

[AquariusGuy]

That sounds fun... but nope.

Never have I ever had a drink from the Milwaukee Brewers.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever played dodgeball with the Los Angeles Dodgers. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden with Buffalo Bill

[Leslie Lofton]

Holy crap is this still going?

Never have I ever "united" with Atlanta United.

[AquariusGuy]

Yes, there are baseball, hockey and soccer.

nope.

Never have I ever ridden a South Carolina Gamecock. 

[Leslie Lofton]

Never have I ever witnessed a match-up of the USC 'Cocks and the USC Trojans

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been caught in a Carolina Hurricanes. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I behaved like an angel with the New Jersey Devils

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever gotten a sun tan from the Tampa Bay Rays

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been grilled by an Ottawa Senator

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope 

Never have I ever shown mes grands tétons to a Tennessee Titan 

Edited April 4 by Leslie Lofton

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with the Chicago Bears

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Neve have I ever ordered the Denver Nuggets from McDonald’s 

[JamesSavik]

Nope.

 

Never have I ever seen a pro basketball game in person.

[Leslie Lofton]

You know what? I don't think I have either. All the other North American Majors, including Canadian football, but not basketball. 

Never have I ever been yanked by a New York Yankee

 

Edited April 4 by Leslie Lofton

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had a trim from the LA Clippers

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I stared in a porn movie with The Dallas Stars

[Leslie Lofton]

15 minutes ago, AquariusGuy said:

Nope.

Never have I ever had a trim from the LA Clippers

Seems like a service they should provide. I'm sure they even have a number one "guard", which is all I really use down there anyway.

Moving on. 

Never have I ever been ridden rough by a Saskatchewan Roughrider

Spoiler

*Or an Ottawa Rough Rider. South Park is right: there used to be two Canadian football teams with the same name

 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever performed magic with any of the Orlando Magic pro basketball team.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever sung with the St. Louis Blues

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been devilish with a part of the Duke University Blue Devils basketball team.

[Leslie Lofton]

9 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

Nope.

Never have I ever been devilish with a part of the Duke University Blue Devils basketball team.

No wonder they're blue

Never have I ever been the gal of a Cincinnati Bengal.