Never Have I Ever

[JJQuinn]

28 minutes ago, Leslie Lofton said:

Imagine Aquarius not having his own pool

Our marriage was rocked once by the thought of getting one installed.

Never have I ever had a treehouse

I am Aquarius ans nope no pool. Can't swim.

No tree house.

Never have I learned to sail.

[AquariusGuy]

Never learned to sail and I hate boats. 
 

Never have I ever given a cat a bath.

[chris191070]

I have, don't recommend doing it

Never have i ridden a horse

[AquariusGuy]

I have.

Never have I ever washed a male horses dongle. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I washed a bull

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever washed windows on a skyscraper. 

[Leslie Lofton]

No

Never have I ever changed the light bulbs on a radio mast

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever worked on a wind turbine

[ReaderPaul]

16 hours ago, JJQuinn said:

I am Aquarius and nope no pool.  Can't swim.
No tree house.
Never have I learned to sail.

Aquarius is the constellation of the "water carrier," not a swimmer.

1 hour ago, Leslie Lofton said:

No
Never have I ever changed the light bulbs on a radio mast

I have changed light bulbs on a radio tower, in the early 1970s.

But nope, I've never worked on a wind turbine.

Never have I ever built a radio or television tower.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been in a forest fire

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been in a house fire.

[Leslie Lofton]

♫ Is that all there is to a fire? Is that all there is? ♫ 🔥 Peggy Lee song, go listen to it.

No fire for me. 

Never have I ever had an explosive ignite in my hand, though my middle kid has. He is one lucky idiot.

[JamesSavik]

Nope. Premature ignition isn't a problem I've experienced. Speaking as a country boy, blowin' shit up is one of our core competencies.

 

Never have I ever owned a Ranger bass boat.

 

Edited April 26 by JamesSavik

[JJQuinn]

21 hours ago, ReaderPaul said:

Aquarius is the constellation of the "water carrier," not a swimmer.

I have changed light bulbs on a radio tower, in the early 1970s.

But nope, I've never worked on a wind turbine.

Never have I ever built a radio or television tower.

I am aware but although I speak Spanish and English fluently, I am also very proficient in smartass

[Leslie Lofton]

59 minutes ago, JamesSavik said:

Speaking as a country boy, blowin' shit up is one of our core competencies.

I believe he was emptying rocket motors into mint tins to see what would happen. We were on an anniversary date and pulled into the driveway to screaming from inside.

Never have I ever owned an Old Town canoe.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever owned an Abrams tank

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I owned a helicopter 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever owned a howitzer. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I owned a politician

[JamesSavik]

Nope. They're usually lawyers anyway.

 

Never have I ever porked a bureaucrat.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever dated a super model.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been proficient in the timing necessary to be a successful comedian.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I porked a royal prince 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever prepared asparagus from cutting it in the garden to the finished cooking.  Fresh asparagus is far superior to canned or frozen.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used a cucumber for sexual purposes