Never Have I Ever

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I taught parachuting 

[quleverone]

Nope

Never ever have I visited The Great Pyramid in The Giza Plateau.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I visited the grand canyon 

[Leslie Lofton]

Been. It's a big ol' hole, like many of the Southwest's natural wonders.

Spoiler

Magnificent, but too big for a human truly to take in from the rim. Try the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone or the Grand Canyon of the Arkansas instead.

Never have I ever been to Stonehenge.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex in alcatraz 

[ReaderPaul]

7 hours ago, chris191070 said:

Nope
Never have I visited the grand canyon 

Quite a few years ago, two comedians got married.  After a couple of years the marriage fell apart.  As part of the disparaging words she threw at him in comments recorded by the media, she accused him of having a small penis.  His reply?  Commenting on her well-known sleeping around before their marriage, he commented, "Even a 747 looks small when coming in for a landing in the -- Grand Canyon."

2 hours ago, chris191070 said:

Nope
Never have I had sex in Alcatraz 

Nope.

Never have I ever been a tightrope walker in a circus (or anywhere else, for that matter).

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex at Ellis Island.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex on any island.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex in the white house with the us president 

[Dhpiet77]

Nope. 

Never have I ever done yoga with goats

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope 

Never have I ever done pilates with capybaras

[JamesSavik]

Well... I have played try not to step on the hungry cats when I try to feed them in the mornings. That's not the same but similar.

 

Never have I ever been to Rio. It's a gas, according to Bette Midler.

[Leslie Lofton]

So is jumping Jack flash, according to the Stones, but I have not been to any Rio

Never have I ever been to Paris in the Springtime, Fall, or any other.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been to Venice 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been to Buckingham Palace.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with the King

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a prince.

[JamesSavik]

Well, not Prince. One of his roadies.

 

Never have I ever been to a Stones concert.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been to Vegas

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been to Vancouver, British Columbia.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been to Disney Land

[JamesSavik]

Me either.

 

Never have I ever... oh damn. I did do that.

Never have I ever... no, wait. I'm running out of stuff.

Never have I ever had intimate knowledge of gerbils.

 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex at the summit of a mountain 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever stolen a limo

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex in a limo