Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

As the saying goes… if you’re hungry or horney depends on where you put the cucumber. 
 

Nope.

Never have I ever used an ear of corn for sexual purposes 

Edited April 26 by AquariusGuy

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used a rolling pin as a dildo

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever used a bowling pin as a dildo

[Leslie Lofton]

I could never hit a bowling pin -- on or off the lanes.

I dunno. Never have I ever used a nightstick for such non regulation purposes.

 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever used zucchini as a dildo.

[Leslie Lofton]

Courgette for our British friends

Never have I ever used a dildo as a back massager

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used a corn cob for a sex toy

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever used an alcohol bottle as a dildo.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used a Pepsi bottle as a dildo

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever used a tire iron as a dildo.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used a corkscrew as a sex toy

[Leslie Lofton]

Except in opening the bottle to make one's partner more pliant - or oneself, for that matter.

Never have I ever used the cork for erotic purposes.

Edited April 27 by Leslie Lofton

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been on love it or list it.

Edited April 27 by AquariusGuy

[Leslie Lofton]

No

Never have I ever been on the block in a date night auction

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been on a dating show

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been on Naked and Afraid

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been in Simon Cowell 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been on a television game show.

[JamesSavik]

Me either.

 

Never have I ever, who am I kidding, I wouldn't be on a reality show at gunpoint.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever watched anything to do with the Kardashians. 

[Leslie Lofton]

Cardassians? Can't get enough of them!

Never have I ever cosplayed at a Renaissance Faire or Con

[ReaderPaul]

LOL-- like the Cardassians, not so much the Kardashians. 

Never have I ever wanted to be on most television shows.

[quleverone]

1 hour ago, Leslie Lofton said:

Cardassians? Can't get enough of them!

Never have I ever cosplayed at a Renaissance Faire or Con

I did, and it was during their era of very strict rules about onstage and offstage. You had to behave as though you WERE truly living in the Elizabethan era the entire time, back in the 80s. I was a seller for this man who made wooden, decorative boxes.

28 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

LOL-- like the Cardassians, not so much the Kardashians. 

Never have I ever wanted to be on most television shows.

I have wanted to be on most television shows! That's two yeses because I didn't see the first one addressed at all.

 

Never have I ever had a threesome I enjoyed! 

[chris191070]

 

Never have I had a threesome with a political party member 

[ReaderPaul]

Thank goodness, nope!

Never have I ever taught university classes.