Never Have I Ever

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever wanted to be a clown.

[AquariusGuy]

I was for Halloween as a kid.

Never have I ever eaten a hoagie and smoked a stogie. 

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever eaten tripe and smoked a pipe

Edited April 21 by Leslie Lofton

[JJQuinn]

Nope. 

Never have I line danced

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.  My dancing skills -- aren't.

Never have I ever taken dance lessons.

[JJQuinn]

I have but not all latino people can dance apparently.

 

Never have I ridden on a motorcycle 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever ridden a unicycle 

[Leslie Lofton]

10 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

Never have I ever taken dance lessons.

The other half of of my wedding said we had to have one at the reception. We paid some poor lady to watch me barely stumble through a box step over the course of two hours. And that was the last damn time.

Never have I ever ridden or owned a folding bicycle.

Edited April 21 by Leslie Lofton

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever ridden in a hot air balloon

[Leslie Lofton]

Busted. The pilot did this trick where he parked us over a still lake so we could take pictures of ourselves. 

Never have I ever locked through a dam

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I sex in a hot air balloon 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex while tubing 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with a fraudulent leader

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a secret service agent

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with an architect.

[AquariusGuy]

 Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a con artist 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with an accountant 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a bank president 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with the mafia

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a male ballet dancer

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with a drag queen 

[ReaderPaul]

12 hours ago, AquariusGuy said:

 Nope.
Never have I ever had sex with a con artist 

Con artists exist in various forms.  Some even con themselves.  When I was bringing home a paycheck every two weeks my partner and I were having sex once or twice a week.  When I retired it quickly diminished to once or twice a month.  Now it has been over 17 months since partner and I had sex -- and it was NOT my idea to go that long.

43 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

Nope
Never have I had sex with a drag queen 

Nope.
Never have I ever cooked seafood.

[chris191070]

I have, but then I'm a chef

Never have I barbequed human flesh

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever baked more than one cake at once.

[chris191070]

Yeah, done that

Never have I eaten two dozen cakes in one sitting