Never Have I Ever

[JJQuinn]

Sadly nope. A failed cop yes

Never have I ever dated a NYPD calendar firefighter 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had an orgy with the sheriffs department 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a movie star

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with a porn star

[JamesSavik]

Does it count if you had sex with them before they were a porn star?

 

Never have I ever figured out how to make an LTR work that didn't end in flames.

[AquariusGuy]

Never had one so nope.

never have I ever been binge an entire series of Netflix. 

[JJQuinn]

Wow.... um... did you live through COVID with the rest of the world? 😆.  I did!

 

Never have I ever been goth.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never  have I ever painted my fingernails or my toenails.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope. I have stubby nails from a lifetime of biting

Never have I ever painted my no-no square.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I shaved my legs

[JJQuinn]

I used to shave then daily but a benefit of marriage is the fuzz is considered winter warmth.

 

Never have I ever gotten my nose pierced.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had a Prince albert

[Leslie Lofton]

Do you have Prince Albert in the can?

Never have I ever called the bowling alley to ask about their eight pound balls.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I handled a 12 inch dick and 8lb balls at the same time

[JJQuinn]

HARD NOPE 

Never have I been successful with ben wa balls

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been spit roasted by two 12 inch dicks

[Leslie Lofton]

Well, I hadn't heard that one, but it makes a certain amount of sense. Also, no.

Never have I ever become aroused stuffing lemons into raw chickens.

Spoiler

For those of you who don't know, the idea is to call the bowling alley, and when the guy answers, ask "Do you have eight pound balls?" When he says yes, you respond, "How the hell do you walk?" and hang up.

 

[JJQuinn]

No and no...

Never have I gotten squeamish about the word "moist" unlike a surprising amount of people 

[ReaderPaul]

12 hours ago, Leslie Lofton said:

Nope. I have stubby nails from a lifetime of biting
Never have I ever painted my no-no square.

I had to look up "no no square" on a search engine.  Had not previously heard of the term.

8 minutes ago, JJQuinn said:

No and no...

Never have I gotten squeamish about the word "moist" unlike a surprising amount of people 

Nope.

Never  have I ever wanted to stop learning about things which interest me.

[AquariusGuy]

Sometimes.

Never have I ever woken up dead.

[chris191070]

Not yet

Never have I been buried alive

[JJQuinn]

Nope.

Never have I gone scuba diving 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been in a submarine 

[AquariusGuy]

We talking boat or sandwich??? I’ve been in neither just clarifying.

Never have I ever been on the magic school bus 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been a clown