House of Cards: Renewal

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Headstall said:

You go, gurl!

I try, sweetie. 

[Headstall]

Hello, fabulous people!  

[spike382]

30 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

One of my neighbours was cooking something really delicious for dinner… well at least it smelled so good  

Is it wrong to stand in my backyard and try to work out who it was? I hope they enjoyed it.

Emu on a spit?

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Headstall said:

I'll call you Shimmer.  

I'm pretty sure that's been taken by a Marvel character.  

[clochette]

4 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Hello, fabulous people!  

And Spikey! 

[Headstall]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I'm pretty sure that's been taken by a Marvel character.  

How about "Shim Her"?

[Albert1434]

27 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Is there some kind of remake?  I never watched the tv series when it aired back in the early 90s, but I did see the movie with James Caan.  I enjoyed that quite a bit.

Nope it is new.

[spike382]

5 minutes ago, clochette said:

And Spikey! 

Shut you, you love me. 

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Headstall said:

How about "Shim Her"?

[Drew Espinosa]

13 hours ago, spike382 said:

[Albert1434]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Oh look it the beast from Alien Nation!  Creepy

Edited September 13, 2025 by Albert1434

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, Albert1434 said:

Have any of you been watching Alien Nation?

Wait! Do you mean "Alien Earth"? Because that's what I meant when I said I was watching it. 

[Page Scrawler]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

And Spikey! 

Spikey is very fabulous! Not quite as fabulous as you, but he does have a certain sparkle. 

[Albert1434]

Your right Gary but I am having fun with Drew, you know what a fun guy he is!

Edited September 13, 2025 by Albert1434

[clochette]

4 hours ago, spike382 said:

Shut you, you love me. 

Yup and tough love is love

[spike382]

4 minutes ago, clochette said:

Yup and tough love is love

Just needed you to admit it, sis.  

[Page Scrawler]

Wow. 

 

 

[dughlas]

10 hours ago, Headstall said:

Hello, fabulous people!  

And, and, and ...

9 hours ago, clochette said:

And Spikey! 

I didn't say it.

[spike382]

29 minutes ago, dughlas said:

And, and, and ...

I didn't say it.

You get a pass cause I tease you the same way all the time. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Tonight, a racoon stole bread from the garage's fridge...  

[Page Scrawler]

10 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Tonight, a racoon stole bread from the garage's fridge...  

 

📰 BREAKING NEWS: Local Raccoon Executes Daring Bread Heist

GARAGEVILLE, USA — Authorities are on high alert after a masked suspect made off with a full loaf of bread from a garage overflow fridge in what experts are calling "the most carb-loaded crime of the season."

At approximately 10:20 PM, a local man—who wished only to be identified as “Drew”—discovered that a loaf of white bread had mysteriously vanished overnight. Security footage was unavailable, but forensic teams were able to confirm paw prints, a trail of crumbs, and what appeared to be a small, deliberate bread drag mark leading into nearby bushes.

“It was clean. Too clean,” the victim stated. “The fridge was left closed, but emptier… hollower… emotionally and literally.”

Wildlife officials have since confirmed the suspect to be a North American raccoon—described as “armed with sticky fingers and no gluten intolerance.” The animal is reportedly a known repeat offender, responsible for several snack-related burglaries in the area, including one previous incident involving a hot dog bun and half a box of Eggo waffles.

“He didn’t even take the cheese or the ham,” said Officer Crumbsworth of the Backyard Patrol Unit. “Just the bread. We’re dealing with a very specific taste profile here. This was premeditated.”

Local residents are being urged to:

• Lock overflow fridges and pantries.

• Secure carbs in raccoon-proof containers.

• Resist the urge to feed the suspect, no matter how cute he looks holding toast.

A reward of one unopened loaf of sourdough is being offered for information leading to the raccoon’s capture, though experts fear he may have already crossed into the neighbor’s yard—and possibly into gluten rehab.

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If you see something, crumb something. 🦝
Back to you in the studio.

 

Edited September 14, 2025 by Page Scrawler

[spike382]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Tonight, a racoon stole bread from the garage's fridge...  

Those crafty little bastards.

2 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

armed with sticky fingers and no gluten intolerance

Everyone knows those are the worst kind of raccoons.   

[clochette]

3 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

 

📰 BREAKING NEWS: Local Raccoon Executes Daring Bread Heist

perfect! 

[clochette]

4 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Tonight, a racoon stole bread from the garage's fridge...  

At least it was tall enough to reach the handle

[dughlas]

4 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

 

📰 BREAKING NEWS: Local Raccoon Executes Daring Bread Heist 🦝
 

Hehehehe ... even the trash bandits are joining the Resistance.