Must find more of your writing, you tell a good tale! LOL, sitting here sick as a dog, miserable as hell and I'm now laughing. Cause you know what?? I've been there. Of course I totaled my truck, almost went over a rocky butte and died, got some minor injuries but ones that hurt like hell. The cop asks me, why are your eyes red? It's like, duh, dumbass I've been crying and how about you shine that freaking flashlight somewhere else now that I'm blind and rubbing my eyes to make them redder. Thank goodness my Uncle and his best friend were on the fire truck that responded to the incident, kept the guy the hell away from me, cause I don't have your restraint, I was downright rude to him. Course, I got a $512 ticket too, you'd be cranky too! And LMAO, he sooo had that haircut.