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...they call it expecting but everybody is damned sure she's pregnant?

 

...that some people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke?

 

...we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

 

...that there are handicapped parking places in front of skating rinks?

 

...that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 8 or 12?

 

...that banks leave the vault door open and chain up their pens?

 

...that a pizza can be delivered faster than a cop can arrive at your house?

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...that there are handicapped parking places in front of skating rinks?

 

I am handicap and can skate. :P

 

Not that I skate very well, but still, I understand why they have them. Besides, what if you have a birthday party there and a kid cant skate because he's handicap, but can atleast go to have fun.

 

As for the observation..... We drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.

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...they call it expecting but everybody is damned sure she's pregnant?

 

...that some people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke?

 

...we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

 

...that there are handicapped parking places in front of skating rinks?

 

...that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 8 or 12?

 

...that banks leave the vault door open and chain up their pens?

 

...that a pizza can be delivered faster than a cop can arrive at your house?

 

The handicapped one also depends on the handycap, a blind person can skate...just needs a guid to guide him or her around the rink, etc.

 

That when people go to the gym they always try to get the closest parking spot so they don't have to walk too far.

 

TO FUNNY! and i totaly do that...

 

...that a gallon of milk cost more than a gallon of gas!!!!!! :blink:

 

Sucks totaly..

 

...that people exercise and eat healthy to stay 'in shape' even though 'round' is a shape too. :)

 

Awe how nice toward biggish people :D Heartwarming. lol

 

...some people wear warm ups and other sports gear that can't see their own feet?

 

Is that a fat joke?

 

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 

Just thought I'd share! :)

 

Bah!! to funny indeed!

 

Myself i got none...Exept!

....that there is a "get on with your day" statement on gillet shampoo bottles, instead of "Rinse, lather, Repeat" :D

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