Make us laugh!

[Greg_A]

   Daylight savings time

 

Thanks a lot LBO.  Almost got arrested following that advice.  Do you know how long I had to talk to the nice cop to get him to believe I was just following directions?

[Slytherin]

Thanks a lot LBO.  Almost got arrested following that advice.  Do you know how long I had to talk to the nice cop to get him to believe I was just following directions?

[MikeL]

8th place

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

[MikeL]

Wedded bliss at an advanced age...

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eNffFJGaquM

[Andy78]

    

[Slytherin]

    

 

 

  

[MikeL]

7th place

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

 

[MikeL]

6th place

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

[Slytherin]

[MikeL]

5th place

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

 

[BlueSoxSWJ]

NSFW (language):

 

 

[Slytherin]

 

[paya]

 

6th place

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

 

That's in Prague!

[MikeL]

4th place

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

 

 

...even the policewoman with all her defensive driving training.

[Slytherin]

 

[MikeL]

The Bronze Medal winner

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

 

[Daddydavek]

For all my friends who live just north of the border where winter still reigns:

 

 

 

 

:

On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and

said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land

of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full

of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass

and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy

beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so

as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants

Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the

 

earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being

too generous to these Canadians??"

"Not really," replied God..

"Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them !"

 

Edited March 15, 2014 by Daddydavek

[Andy78]

[JamesSavik]

 

 

 

[Andy78]

Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not
Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework

 

 

 

A little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he approached his teacher and said, "I don't want to scare you Miss, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."

[MikeL]

The Silver Medal winner

2013 woman driver award goes to:

 

 

 

(Note her helmet is being worn backwards)

[MikeL]

2013 Women Drivers Awards
Gold Medal Winner

 

[Daddydavek]

Problems with autocorrect.......

 

I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. 

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. 

In fact, more than you.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. 

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

 

 

 

 

 

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

 

A few moments later, a second text came in:

 

Damn autocorrect.  I meant "wifi", not "wife". 

[Andy78]

[MikeL]

The devil baby attacks...

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Fp68v0oqLKA