Make us laugh!

[Slytherin]

[Astro]

[Andy78]

This one's an oldie, but a classic.

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Granny.

 

Granny who?

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Granny.

 

Granny who?

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Granny.

 

Granny who?

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Granny.

 

Granny who?

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Granny.

 

Granny who?

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Granny.

 

Granny who?

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Granny.

 

Granny who?

 

Knock, knock?

 

Who's there?

 

Aunt.

 

Aunt who?

 

Aren't you glad Granny's gone.

[Ron]

If only the oldie but a classic was gone! 

Edited April 21, 2014 by Ron

[JamesSavik]

[Slytherin]

[Astro]

[Slytherin]

 

[Astro]

[Slytherin]

[Slytherin]

 I guess the student won't give the teacher an apple anymore  

[K.C.]

 I guess the student won't give the teacher an apple anymore

 

Geeez it's been a while since I've done math 1127??

[Slytherin]

Geeez it's been a while since I've done math 1127??

1127 is correct - well done K.C

 

 

[K.C.]

[Slytherin]

 LOL  I would go to this dentist    

Edited April 27, 2014 by slytherin

[paya]

 LOL  I would go to this dentist    

Finding Nemo?

[Slytherin]

Yes

[Slytherin]

[Andy78]

[JamesSavik]

 

Kosh vs. Elmo: the Tickling

[rustle]

 

 

[rustle]

[JamesSavik]

[Andy78]

[Daddydavek]

Of Retired People

 

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

 

 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

 

 

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?

A: Nudity

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

Edited May 12, 2014 by Daddydavek