Bucket1 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Give it up ladies. No man with half a brain and any experience at all with women would ever want to answer that question. Does this forum make my bum look big? It's that kind of question. I believe the correct response is "are they new shoes?" Or "have you done something with your hair?" 5 Link to comment
LitLover Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 THANK YOU! We all learnt the hard way that the punishment for not answering certain questions posed by women is nothing compared to answering them truthfully ;-). Millions of straight men are kept under 'the slippers' by this devious technique. Does this forum make my bum look big? It's that kind of question. I believe the correct response is "are they new shoes?" Or "have you done something with your hair?" Hey now, I don't think I'm that bad. I always appreciated when my best friend (who was coincidentally gay) would tell me if something just didn't look good on me or that I was being a drama queen. 2 Link to comment
JohnAR Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) Does this forum make my bum look big? It's that kind of question. I believe the correct response is "are they new shoes?" Or "have you done something with your hair?" I was very young when one of my female colleagues came all dolled up to work (I assume date after work); she honestly looked stunning so I said (stupidly): "You look stunning today!" Her response (seriously): "You mean normally I don't?" It was one of those days I thanked Fate I was born gay. JAR Edited June 18, 2015 by JohnAR 2 Link to comment
LitLover Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I was very young when one of my female colleagues came all dolled up to work (I assume date after work); she honestly looked stunning so I said (stupidly): "You look stunning today!" Her response (seriously): "You mean normally I don't?" It was one of those days I thanked Fate I was born gay. JAR You can tell me I look stunning any time you want and I promise not to take offence Link to comment
Headstall Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 You can tell me I look stunning any time you want and I promise not to take offence Lit, you look stunning!! Link to comment
JohnAR Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 You can tell me I look stunning any time you want and I promise not to take offence Lit, you look stunning!! I wasn't aware Ontario was so small that everyone can see each other to make compliments ... need to brush up on my geography it seems. JAR Link to comment
LitLover Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I wasn't aware Ontario was so small that everyone can see each other to make compliments ... need to brush up on my geography it seems. JAR Shhhh don't spoil this for me Link to comment
JohnAR Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Shhhh don't spoil this for me Ok, ok. I guess I'm not getting any more inspiration here for tomorrow's MetaPrompt. Maybe I can work with that twin picture ... maybe. Let me go into my dark corner an whip some black souls into shape ... Link to comment
Bucket1 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Lit, you look stunning!! What he said Link to comment
LitLover Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 What he said thank you Thor I guess I'm not getting any more inspiration here for tomorrow's MetaPrompt. Maybe I can work with that twin picture ... maybe. Let me go into my dark corner an whip some black souls into shape ... What inspiration could this innocent little forum possibly give you for Meta? Link to comment
Caz Pedroso Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 You can tell me I look stunning any time you want and I promise not to take offence What she said.. Lit, you look stunning!! What he said Hey, there are other ladies here... somewhere...hang on I know hey were here a moment ago...are there they are - what about them?? Link to comment
Bucket1 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 What she said.. Hey, there are other ladies here... somewhere...hang on I know hey were here a moment ago...are there they are - what about them?? I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was distracted by your beauty Link to comment
LitLover Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was distracted by your beauty Oh that was good 1 Link to comment
Caz Pedroso Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was distracted by your beauty If you weren't gay i'd say flattery would get you anywhere. But oh well. Oh that was good Yep just goes to show the good ones are always either taken or gay 2 Link to comment
Headstall Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was distracted by your beauty You're not as dumb as you seem, Bucket And yeah, Caz... what he said.. 1 Link to comment
JohnAR Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) Yep just goes to show the good ones are always either taken or gay Strange, I found the good ones are always women or straight men ... Edited June 19, 2015 by JohnAR Link to comment
JohnAR Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Hey, there are other ladies here... somewhere...hang on I know hey were here a moment ago...are there they are - what about them?? Does your husband know you are fishing for compliments from strangers on the internet? Link to comment
EagleIsaac Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Does this forum make my bum look big? It's that kind of question. I believe the correct response is "are they new shoes?" Or "have you done something with your hair?" The distraction technique did work well for me I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was distracted by your beauty Very smooth Link to comment
Bucket1 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 The distraction technique did work well for me Very smooth Occasionally 1 Link to comment
Headstall Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Occasionally Seldom ...very seldom... 2 Link to comment
Timothy M. Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) I'm gonna run out of likes in 10 senconds flat if I try to do justice to all of the above. (and I just did - AND you made my notifications max out on 75. Wow...) I have no fashion sense, and if people ask me for my opinion, I always give it honestly. Hmm, maybe I've just found out the reason I'm single... Edited June 19, 2015 by Timothy M. 2 Link to comment
JohnAR Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Hmm, maybe I've just found out the reason I'm single... Wait. You were in Paris some months ago for vacation ... as single? That's hardcore. JAR 1 Link to comment
Timothy M. Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Wait. You were in Paris some months ago for vacation ... as single? That's hardcore. oops - nah don't worry I wasn't there on my own. Link to comment
JohnAR Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 oops - nah don't worry I wasn't there on my own. Now you have to spill the beans ;-) 1 Link to comment
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