Corrupt A Wish

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

Granted, only when you open it it's vinegar. 

 

I wish i could go swimming

Granted.  You go swimming in 45 degree Lake Erie.  

 

I wish for a bottle of wine that's not vinegar.  

[JayT]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You go swimming in 45 degree Lake Erie.  

 

I wish for a bottle of wine that's not vinegar.  

Granted it's grape juice

 

I wish @Valkyrie would stop wishing for wine 

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

Granted it's grape juice

 

I wish @Valkyrie would stop wishing for wine 

Granted.  I wish for vino instead.  

 

I wish I had an amaretto sour.   

[drpaladin]

31 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  I wish for vino instead.  

 

I wish I had an amaretto sour.   

Granted. But you'll never unpurse your lips again

 

I wish I had done something today.

[JayT]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. But you'll never unpurse your lips again

 

I wish I had done something today.

Granted, you sat on the couch watching TV all day,

 

I wish I could stay away from the computer for longer than an hour at a time

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, JayT said:

Granted, you sat on the couch watching TV all day,

 

I wish I could stay away from the computer for longer than an hour at a time

I laid on the couch watching TV all day, but I don't count that as doing something.

 

Granted. Someone steals every device you have.

 

I wish S would stop calling every time I'm in the bathroom. It's almost creepy.

[Valkyrie]

27 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

I laid on the couch watching TV all day, but I don't count that as doing something.

 

Granted. Someone steals every device you have.

 

I wish S would stop calling every time I'm in the bathroom. It's almost creepy.

Granted.  He now calls you every time you try to sleep. 

 

I wish I didn't have seasonal allergies. *achoo*  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  He now calls you every time you try to sleep. 

 

I wish I didn't have seasonal allergies. *achoo*  

He does that too.  lol

 

Granted. Now they are year long.

 

I wish a herd of goats would pass through.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

He does that too.  lol

 

Granted. Now they are year long.

 

I wish a herd of goats would pass through.

 Granted.  A herd of goats pass through your house, crapping and pissing all over everything.  They also eat all your furniture. 

 

I wish I had a grill.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

 Granted.  A herd of goats pass through your house, crapping and pissing all over everything.  They also eat all your furniture. 

 

I wish I had a grill.  

Granted. Everyone admires it when you smile. Diamonds. Woo hoo

 

I wish for a large slice of key lime pie.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. Everyone admires it when you smile. Diamonds. Woo hoo

 

I wish for a large slice of key lime pie.

  

 

Granted.  You have a giant piece of key lime pie.  Made of plastic.  

 

I wish for a rain-free day. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

  

 

Granted.  You have a giant piece of key lime pie.  Made of plastic.  

 

I wish for a rain-free day. 

Granted. It never rains in Death Valley.

 

I wish I wanted to get up.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. It never rains in Death Valley.

 

I wish I wanted to get up.

Granted.  You want to get up and then get down.  And boogie all night long...   

 

I wish I had a glass of lemonade.  

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You want to get up and then get down.  And boogie all night long...   

 

I wish I had a glass of lemonade.  

Granted. Too bad there is no sweetener and an overabundance of lemons

 

I wish we would all stop talking about food and drink.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. Too bad there is no sweetener and an overabundance of lemons

 

I wish we would all stop talking about food and drink.

Granted.  We all start talking about the weather and our boring personal lives instead. 

 

I wish my air conditioning would kick on and take out some of the humidity in the air. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  We all start talking about the weather and our boring personal lives instead. 

 

I wish my air conditioning would kick on and take out some of the humidity in the air. 

Granted. It removes all humidity, dries out your skin, you get a sinus headache,  and your furniture starts falling apart when the joints shrink.

 

I wish common sense really was common.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. It removes all humidity, dries out your skin, you get a sinus headache,  and your furniture starts falling apart when the joints shrink.

 

I wish common sense really was common.

Thanks.  My AC really did just kick on   lol

 

Granted.  Common sense is now so common there's no more need for internet memes, which shuts down FB and leaves the world in a humorless stupor. 

 

I wish cats had opposable thumbs.  

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Thanks.  My AC really did just kick on   lol

 

Granted.  Common sense is now so common there's no more need for internet memes, which shuts down FB and leaves the world in a humorless stupor. 

 

I wish cats had opposable thumbs.  

I thought we already were in a humorless stupor.

 

Granted. Now they are knocking everything over while playing racketball.

 

I wish this wasn't so addictive.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

I thought we already were in a humorless stupor.

 

Granted. Now they are knocking everything over while playing racketball.

 

I wish this wasn't so addictive.

  

 

Granted.  You lose interest in corrupting wishes and resume trolling the internet for memes, but you only find stupid ones that make no sense. 

 

I wish the thunderstorms heading this way would pass me by.  

[Wesley8890]

Just now, drpaladin said:

I thought we already were in a humorless stupor.

 

Granted. Now they are knocking everything over while playing racketball.

 

I wish this wasn't so addictive.

Granted now you have no interest in it and never post again

I wish love wasn't so hard

[drpaladin]

6 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted now you have no interest in it and never post again

I wish love wasn't so hard

 

Granted. Now it is so easy it has no importance or significance at all.

 

I wish Coca Cola did home delivery,  lol

 

 

[JayT]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Now it is so easy it has no importance or significance at all.

 

I wish Coca Cola did home delivery,  lol

 

 

Granted, but it's New Coke from the 80's 

 

I wish I had more Vanilla Coke to drink 

[Wesley8890]

Granted but every bottle you drink gets less and less satisfying

I wish everyone a wonderful Memorial Day

[JayT]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but every bottle you drink gets less and less satisfying

I wish everyone a wonderful Memorial Day

If we corrupt that we all have a sh*tty Memorial Day...you're evil  

 

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, JayT said:

Granted, but it's New Coke from the 80's 

 

I wish I had more Vanilla Coke to drink 

Granted.  It's diet Vanilla Coke    and it's flat.  and warm. 

 

I wish 

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but every bottle you drink gets less and less satisfying

I wish everyone a wonderful Memorial Day

Oh, that's just mean.... Granted.  Everyone now has such a wonderful Memorial Day that we all quit our jobs just to prolong the experience. 

 

I wish I had an ice cream cone.  (back to food... sorry Dr. P )