Corrupt A Wish

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted. Time turns back, and you're stuck at home, sitting on the couch, with laptop in hand, and two broken legs. Plenty of time to grant wishes.

 

I wish that @Valkyrie takes my wish.

Granted.  But I'm your worst nightmare...  

 

I wish I had gone grocery shopping yesterday. 

[Brayon]

8 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But I'm your worst nightmare...  

 

I wish I had gone grocery shopping yesterday. 

 

Granted - But your didn't get anything you need to fix dinner tonight.

 

I wish, I could wish upon a star, and it makes no difference who you are.

[Graeme]

Granted: You are now upon the nearest star, the Sun, and get burnt to a crisp.

 

I wish my son does well in his school exams.

[JayT]

Just now, Graeme said:

Granted: You are now upon the nearest star, the Sun, and get burnt to a crisp.

 

I wish my son does well in his school exams.

 

Granted, he does so well he decides to become a professional student, you get to support him while he gets 5 degrees at university

 

I wish I something besides Hot Pockets to eat tonight

[Brayon]

Just now, JayT said:

 

Granted, he does so well he decides to become a professional student, you get to support him while he gets 5 degrees at university

 

I wish I something besides Hot Pockets to eat tonight

 

Granted - You have Hot Pockets, and Bagel Bites.

 

 

I wish I had more of the Eats American Grill Burger!

[Valkyrie]

4 hours ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - You have Hot Pockets, and Bagel Bites.

 

 

I wish I had more of the Eats American Grill Burger!

Whenever I hear "Hot Pockets" I think of Jim Gaffigan's stand up routine about them.  

 

Granted.  You have a whole fridge full of Eats American Grill burgers.  Made of tofu.  

 

I wish I could sleep through an entire night without waking up every two hours.  

[JayT]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Whenever I hear "Hot Pockets" I think of Jim Gaffigan's stand up routine about them.  

 

Granted.  You have a whole fridge full of Eats American Grill burgers.  Made of tofu.  

 

I wish I could sleep through an entire night without waking up every two hours.  

 

Granted now you sleep through the entire night and the next day and that night....oops that apple was poisoned and you're in a sleeping curse

 

I wish someday my prince would come

[Former Member]

16 minutes ago, JayT said:

 

Granted now you sleep through the entire night and the next day and that night....oops that apple was poisoned and you're in a sleeping curse

 

I wish someday my prince would come

Granted. Your prince comes, but unfortunately it's zombie Prince, and he won't stop singing Little Red Corvette.

 

I wish for a slab of ribs.

[Valkyrie]

3 hours ago, R J Drew said:

Granted. Your prince comes, but unfortunately it's zombie Prince, and he won't stop singing Little Red Corvette.

 

I wish for a slab of ribs.

Granted.  You have a slab of rotting elephant ribs.

 

I wish I could snap my fingers and my house was clean. 

[JayT]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have a slab of rotting elephant ribs.

 

I wish I could snap my fingers and my house was clean. 

 Granted, oh wait never mind I'm not Mary Poppins and neither are you....but there's no convincing you of that even after we put the straight-jacket on.

 

I wish I really was Mary Poppins-Practically Perfect in Every Way

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

 Granted, oh wait never mind I'm not Mary Poppins and neither are you....but there's no convincing you of that even after we put the straight-jacket on.

 

I wish I really was Mary Poppins-Practically Perfect in Every Way

Granted.  You are now Mary Poppins and fly away to your next assignment.  Right into the windshield of a passing airplane.  

 

I wish I had a breakfast sandwich. 

[Brayon]

18 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now Mary Poppins and fly away to your next assignment.  Right into the windshield of a passing airplane.  

 

I wish I had a breakfast sandwich. 

 

Granted - but its from the Truck Stop, and you're unsure how long its been under the lamps.

 

 

I wish Insomnia didn't kick my backside last night.

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - but its from the Truck Stop, and you're unsure how long its been under the lamps.

 

 

I wish Insomnia didn't kick my backside last night.

(Me too)

 

Granted.  You overslept for that important appointment you  have. 

 

I wish my cats didn't puke so much. 

[Brayon]

7 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

(Me too)

 

Granted.  You overslept for that important appointment you  have. 

 

I wish my cats didn't puke so much. 

 

(Kitty hugs!)

 

Granted, but now they have diarrhea.

 

I wish this coffee pot was faster.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

(Kitty hugs!)

 

Granted, but now they have diarrhea.

 

I wish this coffee pot was faster.

Granted.  It makes coffee instantly, but it's not good coffee.  

 

I wish I had new clothes. 

[drpaladin]

9 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It makes coffee instantly, but it's not good coffee.  

 

I wish I had new clothes. 

 

Granted. You are given the latest style of new clothes, but everyone laughs at you when you wear them. So much for new styles.

 

I wish 'I'll call you tomorrow' really meant exactly that.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You are given the latest style of new clothes, but everyone laughs at you when you wear them. So much for new styles.

 

I wish 'I'll call you tomorrow' really meant exactly that.

Granted.  You are called tomorrow at 3:00 am.  

 

I wish I could eat whatever I want with no fear of heartburn.  

[JayT]

Just now, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You are given the latest style of new clothes, but everyone laughs at you when you wear them. So much for new styles.

 

I wish 'I'll call you tomorrow' really meant exactly that.

Granted, then they call every ten minutes for the next 24 hours straight. 

 

I wish beef jerky wasn't so effing expensive.

[JayT]

 wow @Valkyrie you must have hit submit just before me ill do you if you'll do me hehehe that sounded better in my head 

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, JayT said:

Granted, then they call every ten minutes for the next 24 hours straight. 

 

I wish beef jerky wasn't so effing expensive.

 

1 minute ago, JayT said:

 wow @Valkyrie you must have hit submit just before me ill do you if you'll do me hehehe that sounded better in my head 

   

 

Granted.  Beef jerky is now very cheap, but you get what you pay for... it's worse than chewing on shoe leather.  

 

I wish I had a cookie. 

[drpaladin]

9 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 

   

 

Granted.  Beef jerky is now very cheap, but you get what you pay for... it's worse than chewing on shoe leather.  

 

I wish I had a cookie. 

 

Granted. You have a shoe leather cookie.

 

I wish I had a chocolate milkshake.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You have a shoe leather cookie.

 

I wish I had a chocolate milkshake.

Granted.  You have a chocolate rats' milk milkshake.  

 

I wish I had ice cream to go with my cookie.  

[drpaladin]

10 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have a chocolate rats' milk milkshake.  

 

I wish I had ice cream to go with my cookie.  

 

Granted. Your tobacco ice cream perfectly complements your shoe leather cookie.

 

I wish I could decide what to eat tonight.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your tobacco ice cream perfectly complements your shoe leather cookie.

 

I wish I could decide what to eat tonight.

Granted.  Although why you'd want to eat pickled herring topped with chicken liver mousse and fish eyes is beyond me.  

 

I wish I had a bottle of wine.  

[JayT]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Although why you'd want to eat pickled herring topped with chicken liver mousse and fish eyes is beyond me.  

 

I wish I had a bottle of wine.  

Granted, only when you open it it's vinegar. 

 

I wish i could go swimming