Corrupt A Wish

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted -  You're now locked inside.

 

I wish my Prince will come.

I can live with that.  lol

 

Granted.He said to thank you.

 

I wish I didn't have to fix my laptop again.

[Brayon]

9 hours ago, drpaladin said:

I can live with that.  lol

 

Granted.He said to thank you.

 

I wish I didn't have to fix my laptop again.

 

Granted - You buy a new one that turns out to be worse than the broken one.

 

 

I wish I had a Million Bucks.

[Freerider]

2 hours ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - You buy a new one that turns out to be worse than the broken one.

 

 

I wish I had a Million Bucks.

Granted, now you have a million male gerbils...

 

I wish this mosquito bite would stop itching.

[drpaladin]

2 hours ago, Freerider said:

Granted, now you have a million male gerbils...

 

I wish this mosquito bite would stop itching.

One word. Clorox.

 

Granted. You no longer notice the bite for the poison ivy.

 

I wish I hadn't slept all morning.

[drpaladin]

I was compelled to check if I had accidentally locked the thread. Nope.

[Brayon]

15 hours ago, drpaladin said:

I was compelled to check if I had accidentally locked the thread. Nope.

Granted - you locked the thread, and I used my cosmic powers to unlock it,

 

I wish I had cosmic powers.

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - you locked the thread, and I used my cosmic powers to unlock it,

 

I wish I had cosmic powers.

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Granted. But his wife wants the tubby hippy back.

 

I wish I had already gone to the bank.

[Valkyrie]

5 hours ago, drpaladin said:

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Granted. But his wife wants the tubby hippy back.

 

I wish I had already gone to the bank.

Granted. You went to the bank to rob it.  Now you're the lead story on the evening news. 

 

I wish my laundry was done.  

[Brayon]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. You went to the bank to rob it.  Now you're the lead story on the evening news. 

 

I wish my laundry was done.  

 

granted - but you left it on the line, and a flock of birds flew by. Gonna need to rewash them.

 

I wish I had a new muse.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, BHopper2 said:

granted - but you left it on the line, and a flock of birds flew by. Gonna need to rewash them.

 

I wish I had a new muse.

Granted.  You have a new muse, but all its ideas suck. 

 

I wish my friends I'm going to visit on vacation had air conditioning.  

[drpaladin]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have a new muse, but all its ideas suck. 

 

I wish my friends I'm going to visit on vacation had air conditioning.  

Granted. It's conditioned to the ambient temperature.

 

I wish I didn't have to make dinner.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. It's conditioned to the ambient temperature.

 

I wish I didn't have to make dinner.

Granted.  You don't have to make dinner.  You go hungry instead. 

 

I wish I had a pickle juice Popsicle.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You don't have to make dinner.  You go hungry instead. 

 

I wish I had a pickle juice Popsicle.  

Granted. But I got to it first. (because I was hungry)

 

I wish anything else was on TV.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. But I got to it first. (because I was hungry)

 

I wish anything else was on TV.

Meanie   

 

Granted. You now have a tv showing only static. 

 

I wish the house next door would have its lawn mowed.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Meanie   

 

Granted. You now have a tv showing only static. 

 

I wish the house next door would have its lawn mowed.  

Granted. But they dump the copious clippings in your yard.

 

I wish I had some snack mix.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. But they dump the copious clippings in your yard.

 

I wish I had some snack mix.

Granted.  You have herring jerky and freeze-dried stinkweed. 

 

Dammit. Your bank wish made me remember... I wish I had gone to the bank today!  

[drpaladin]

24 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have herring jerky and freeze-dried stinkweed. 

 

Dammit. Your bank wish made me remember... I wish I had gone to the bank today!  

Granted. But you had to give them all your money because you were overdrawn.

 

I wish I had a good conversationalist call.

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. But you had to give them all your money because you were overdrawn.

 

I wish I had a good conversationalist call.

Granted.  But you didn't charge your phone and it dies after one minute. 

 

I wish I had gone for a walk today. 

[drpaladin]

4 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But you didn't charge your phone and it dies after one minute. 

 

I wish I had gone for a walk today. 

Granted. Now muscles you didn't know you had are hurting and you can't get comfortable.

 

I wish I wasn't tempted to just eat pizza.

[Valkyrie]

9 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. Now muscles you didn't know you had are hurting and you can't get comfortable.

 

I wish I wasn't tempted to just eat pizza.

LOL  I think you and I are a lot alike.  I could eat pizza every day and never get sick of it.

 

Granted.  Now all you want to eat is fermented fish and drink pickle juice. 

 

I wish I had first floor laundry. 

[drpaladin]

7 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

LOL  I think you and I are a lot alike.  I could eat pizza every day and never get sick of it.

 

Granted.  Now all you want to eat is fermented fish and drink pickle juice. 

 

I wish I had first floor laundry. 

I can eat it for breakfast and I gave in to temptation.

 

Granted. The washer and dryer are in your bedroom. The worst news is that everyone now uses them day and night.

 

I wish I had key lime pie.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

I can eat it for breakfast and I gave in to temptation.

Me too.  I do that way more often than I should.  

Granted. The washer and dryer are in your bedroom. The worst news is that everyone now uses them day and night.

 

I wish I had key lime pie.

Granted.  You have key lime pie that's been unrefrigerated for days.  

 

I wish I would stop getting hot flashes.  *fans self*  

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted, you now make everything cold, never again will you feel warmth.

 

I wish I wasn't so distracted right now.

[Cynus]

On 6/10/2017 at 6:25 PM, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, you now make everything cold, never again will you feel warmth.

 

I wish I wasn't so distracted right now.

Granted: There's a cute man to focus on inside your room, Spawnling 

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Edited June 15, 2017 by Cynus

[Brayon]

16 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted: There's a cute man to focus on inside your room, Spawnling 

I wish I didn't have to work today.

 

Granted: You were fired from your job.

 

 

I wish I could get this chapter finished.