Corrupt A Wish

[Valkyrie]

11 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Val, I actually am drinking the pickle juice darn you.  The sinuses I can fix. This ear is a bugger.

 

Granted.  Now you fall asleep wherever you are at.

 

I wish Val hadn't put pickle juice in my mind, although it is pretty good.

If you have sinus meds, try taking them.  Sometimes it helps with stopped up ears.  

 

Granted.  I didn't put the thought into your head, but it's there anyway.  You are now addicted to pickle brine.  So you buy anything pickled just to drink the juice. 

 

I wish my nails didn't break so easily. 

[drpaladin]

33 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

If you have sinus meds, try taking them.  Sometimes it helps with stopped up ears.  

 

Granted.  I didn't put the thought into your head, but it's there anyway.  You are now addicted to pickle brine.  So you buy anything pickled just to drink the juice. 

 

I wish my nails didn't break so easily. 

Moisturize them at bedtime.

 

Granted. They are indestructible. Even Wolverine is impressed, but being unretractable has its problems.

 

I wish I had freshly made apple fritters.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Moisturize them at bedtime.

 

Granted. They are indestructible. Even Wolverine is impressed, but being unretractable has its problems.

 

I wish I had freshly made apple fritters.

Granted.  You have freshly made flourless, sugar-free, crabapple fritters.  That are baked, not fried.  

 

I wish for a rain-free week. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have freshly made flourless, sugar-free, crabapple fritters.  That are baked, not fried.  

 

I wish for a rain-free week. 

Blechh.

 

Granted. It is an unseasonable 112F with high humidity instead.

 

I wish I hadn't finished reading that story.

[Valkyrie]

4 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Blechh.

 

Granted. It is an unseasonable 112F with high humidity instead.

 

I wish I hadn't finished reading that story.

112?  I don't think think we've ever reached that high here... and I hope we never do!  

 

Granted.  You haven't finished the story and now the author's pulled it from the site so you never finish it. 

 

I wish I had remembered to get gas earlier today. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

112?  I don't think think we've ever reached that high here... and I hope we never do!  

 

Granted.  You haven't finished the story and now the author's pulled it from the site so you never finish it. 

 

I wish I had remembered to get gas earlier today. 

Granted. You remembered and it is still making everyone around you unhappy.

 

I wish I had a honeydew melon.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You remembered and it is still making everyone around you unhappy.

 

I wish I had a honeydew melon.

How did I know that would spawn a fart joke?  lol

 

Granted.  You have Bunsen Honeydew's melon, you monster.  

 

I wish I would stop getting hot flashes.  *fans self*  

[Brayon]

On 5/29/2017 at 8:52 PM, Valkyrie said:

How did I know that would spawn a fart joke?  lol

 

Granted.  You have Bunsen Honeydew's melon, you monster.  

 

I wish I would stop getting hot flashes.  *fans self*  

 

Granted - You get Cold Flashes instead.

 

I wish I didn't sleep all day.

[Valkyrie]

4 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - You get Cold Flashes instead.

 

I wish I didn't sleep all day.

Oh I would be so happy if I got cold flashes!  

 

Granted.  You've been awake for a week and are now hallucinating. 

 

I wish I would hear back from someone regarding my plans for the weekend.  

[Wesley8890]

 Granted but there isn't good news

 

I wish I didn't need glasses

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - You get Cold Flashes instead.

 

I wish I didn't sleep all day.

Me too.

 

Granted. Now you sleep all day and all night.

 

I wish this couch wasn't so darned comfortable.

[JayT]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Oh I would be so happy if I got cold flashes!  

 

Granted.  You've been awake for a week and are now hallucinating. 

 

I wish I would hear back from someone regarding my plans for the weekend.  

Granted, everyone called and canceled on you.

 

I wish someone would go to Walmart for me

 

Granted-now it's made of stone like in the Flintstones,

 

Now I wish someone would to Walmart for me.

Edited May 31, 2017 by JayT

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

 Granted but there isn't good news

 

I wish I didn't need glasses

Granted. You don't need glasses because you no longer have eyes. 

 

I wish @drpaladin would wish for pickle juice.  

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. You don't need glasses because you no longer have eyes. 

 

I wish @drpaladin would wish for pickle juice.  

Granted but the wish backfired and @drpaladin wished for you to have all the pickle juice

I wish I could speed read

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but the wish backfired and @drpaladin wished for you to have all the pickle juice

I wish I could speed read

Yum... pickle juice  

Granted.  You can speed read, but don't comprehend anything you read. 

 

I wish I had a more comfortable bed. 

[Wesley8890]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Yum... pickle juice  

Granted.  You can speed read, but don't comprehend anything you read. 

 

I wish I had a more comfortable bed. 

Granted its so comfortable you never get out of bed

 

I wish for world peace

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. The mattress, pillows, and blankets envelop you and you can not escape! It lasts for one minute.

 

I wish my family's cat wasn't dying.

 

Edited May 31, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[JayT]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Yum... pickle juice  

Granted.  You can speed read, but don't comprehend anything you read. 

 

I wish I had a more comfortable bed. 

dang it I'll get one in sooner or later

Granted but it's too comfortable and you can't get and become bedriddewn

dammit i missed out again

I wish i could get a turn

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

dang it I'll get one in sooner or later

Granted but it's too comfortable and you can't get and become bedriddewn

dammit i missed out again

I wish i could get a turn

I don't mind that corruption. lol

 

Granted.  You're now the only participant in CAW.  

 

I wish I had a murder of crows as minions.  

[Wesley8890]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. The mattress, pillows, and blankets envelop you and you can not escape!

 

I wish my family's cat wasn't dying.

 

OK there is only one way to corrupt that 

I'm an ass so granted the cat died peacefully in its sleep

2 minutes ago, JayT said:

dang it I'll get one in sooner or later

Granted but it's too comfortable and you can't get and become bedriddewn

dammit i missed out again

I wish i could get a turn

Granted but you forget that turn

I wish I could type  correctly faster

Edited May 31, 2017 by Wesley8890

[JayT]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

I don't mind that corruption. lol

 

Granted.  You're now the only participant in CAW.  

 

I wish I had a murder of crows as minions.  

Granted they murder you

I wish someone would go to Walmart for me

[JayT]

Okay too many people granting at once no more back-to-backs maybe???? 

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

Granted they murder you

I wish someone would go to Walmart for me

 

 

Granted.  The freakiest Walmartian ever seen does your shopping and delivers it to you.  They now know where you live.  

 

I wish I remember to drop my car off at the shop tomorrow am. 

[drpaladin]

15 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 

 

Granted.  The freakiest Walmartian ever seen does your shopping and delivers it to you.  They now know where you live.  

 

I wish I remember to drop my car off at the shop tomorrow am. 

Granted. They went out of business yesterday.

 

I wish I had some fresh strawberries.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. They went out of business yesterday.

 

I wish I had some fresh strawberries.

Granted.  But they're not ripe. 

 

I wish I was an American Ninja Warrior.