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9 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted: You were fired from your job.

 

 

I wish I could get this chapter finished.

 

Granted. You finish it, but nobody likes it.

 

I wish I wanted to get up.

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Valkyrie
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Congrats to Alex and fiancee     I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

AK79
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Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

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Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.   I wish that BBQ salad had been better.

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5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, now you will never want to lie down.

 

I wish my AC would stop making my room as cold as winter! Brr!!!

Granted. It died.

 

I wish pizza wasn't so tempting.

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4 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. It died.

No!!! It's 97 °F outside! :o <--says the non-Texan. :P 97 °F is a nice warm Texan summer day. :D 

 

5 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

I wish pizza wasn't so tempting.

Granted, you no longer find pizza appealing.

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2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No!!! It's 97 °F outside! :o <--says the non-Texan. :P 97 °F is a nice warm Texan summer day. :D 

 

Granted, you no longer find pizza appealing.

That is the worst possible corruption ever! :unsure:  

 

I wish the cat on my lap would stay longer.  

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2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

I wish the cat on my lap would stay longer.  

Granted, to stay on longer, your kitty claws your lap, thereby clinging onto you forever. :evil:

 

I wish I can take a nap right now.

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1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, to stay on longer, your kitty claws your lap, thereby clinging onto you forever. :evil:

 

I wish I can take a nap right now.

Granted.  You now fall into an eternal slumber, from which you can never be awoken, even by a handsome prince. 

 

I wish I had pizza. :P  

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1 minute ago, Cynus said:

Granted: You're three years old again and no longer want to.

 

I wish I knew what to say to get this guy to like me.

Granted.  You know exactly what to say, but he doesn't like you anyway. (but we do, so it doesn't matter :hug: ) 

 

I still wish I had pizza ;)  

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Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You know exactly what to say, but he doesn't like you anyway. (but we do, so it doesn't matter :hug: ) 

 

I still wish I had pizza ;)  

Granted. I'll share mine.

 

I wish Drew hadn't mentioned the temperature. Heat index is 106.

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Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. I'll share mine.

 

I wish Drew hadn't mentioned the temperature. Heat index is 106.

How is that a corruption?  Do you have bad taste in pizza?  lol

 

Granted.  Drew hasn't mentioned the temperature and the heat index is now up to 120.  

 

I wish I was married to Benedict Cumberbatch.  

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

How is that a corruption?  Do you have bad taste in pizza?  lol

 

Granted.  Drew hasn't mentioned the temperature and the heat index is now up to 120.  

 

I wish I was married to Benedict Cumberbatch.  

LOL I'm generous now. I haven't ordered it yet. We'd fight over it when it got here.

 

 

 

 

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Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, but you'll have to divorce Thor. :P

 

I wish I was Thor's new husband! :D 

Oh hell no!  We are in a polyamorous relationship and quite happy with it.  -_-

 

Granted.  But Thor is still in love with me and divorces you after one day to come back to me and Cumberbatch :P 

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1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, but you'll have to divorce Thor. :P

 

I wish I was Thor's new husband! :D 

Granted, but only the comic book version. Hope you like the taste of paper.

 

I wish I had some non medicinal alcohol available.

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2 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted, but only the comic book version. Hope you like the taste of paper.

 

I wish I had some non medicinal alcohol available.

Granted.  You have some, but it turned to vinegar. 

 

I wish Game of Thrones next season would start now.  

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2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have some, but it turned to vinegar. 

 

I wish Game of Thrones next season would start now.  

Granted. It starts and finishes in one hour long episode in which everyone lives and the action is reduced to Hodor singing a lullaby.

 

I wish my favorite Netflix series weren't all canceled.

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Just now, Cynus said:

Granted. It starts and finishes in one hour long episode in which everyone lives and the action is reduced to Hodor singing a lullaby.

 

I wish my favorite Netflix series weren't all canceled.

Granted. They weren't cancelled, but now they all have major plot holes and horrible acting. 

 

I wish I had a pet dragon. 

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. They weren't cancelled, but now they all have major plot holes and horrible acting. 

 

I wish I had a pet dragon. 

Granted. It has a dietary restriction of eating nothing but dead skunks which it refuses to hunt on its own.

 

I wish I was closer to those attractive divers outside my window...

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Just now, Cynus said:

Granted. It has a dietary restriction of eating nothing but dead skunks which it refuses to hunt on its own.

 

I wish I was closer to those attractive divers outside my window...

Granted.  You are now in the water with them as they swim on by without giving you a single glance.

 

I wish the cat wasn't snoring. 

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Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now in the water with them as they swim on by without giving you a single glance.

 

I wish the cat wasn't snoring. 

Reality is hardly a corruption. :P

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12 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now in the water with them as they swim on by without giving you a single glance.

 

I wish the cat wasn't snoring. 

Granted. The cat is now farting in its sleep, and it had rotten fish today.

 

I wish I could step into the world of one of my stories.

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3 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted. The cat is now farting in its sleep, and it had rotten fish today.

 

I wish I could step into the world of one of my stories.

Granted. But your character just died. :P

 

I wish it wasn't raining AND hotter than Hades.

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