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9 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It's diet Vanilla Coke  :puke:  and it's flat.  and warm. 

 

I wish 

Oh, that's just mean.... Granted.  Everyone now has such a wonderful Memorial Day that we all quit our jobs just to prolong the experience. 

 

I wish I had an ice cream cone.  (back to food... sorry Dr. P :P)

I can't get you on LPW so why not here?

Granted out is a soggy ice cream cone with a leak

I wish they would cancel Survivor

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Congrats to Alex and fiancee     I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

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Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

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Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.   I wish that BBQ salad had been better.

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1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

 

I can't get you on LPW so why not here?

Granted out is a soggy ice cream cone with a leak

I wish they would cancel Survivor

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Granted.  It's cancelled just when it gets really good. 

 

I wish my eyes didn't get so tired.  

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13 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

:P  

 

Granted.  It's cancelled just when it gets really good. 

 

I wish my eyes didn't get so tired.  

 

Granted - Your eyes were replaced with cybernetic one, but you can only see in Black and White now.

 

I wish I had the money to do the special thing I want to do.

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1 minute ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - Your eyes were replaced with cybernetic one, but you can only see in Black and White now.

 

I wish I had the money to do the special thing I want to do.

Granted.  You have the money, but can't get the time off work.  

 

I wish I had motivation to do something today. 

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26 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

Granted. You are now going to run in a Marathon. Good luck Penguin

 

 

I wish my Pepsi stash is full :funny: 

 

Granted - But it's all the new Pepsi Fire.

 

 

I wish I had some Pepsi Fire right now.

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17 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - But it's all the new Pepsi Fire.

 

 

I wish I had some Pepsi Fire right now.

Granted.  It's flat and warm. 

 

I wish I was in good enough shape to run a marathon.

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5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It's flat and warm. 

 

I wish I was in good enough shape to run a marathon.

Granted. But it's mandatory to wear cinder block shoes.

 

I wish I could get more than four hours of sleep a night.

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11 minutes ago, R J Drew said:

Granted. But it's mandatory to wear cinder block shoes.

 

I wish I could get more than four hours of sleep a night.

Me too.  *sigh*

 

Granted.  You now get four hours, one minute of sleep a night. 

 

I wish I lived in the country. 

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3 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but you live next to me

 

I wish I was more patient

Granted. Now you are so patient and easygoing that even the most placid take advantage of you.

 

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

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15 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. Now you are so patient and easygoing that even the most placid take advantage of you.

 

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

Granted.  You only slept the majority of the day. 

 

I wish I had a maid. 

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Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You only slept the majority of the day. 

 

I wish I had a maid. 

Granted. Your maid is slovenly, lazy, disrespectful, and tells all your secrets.

 

I wish I had gone to the store.

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Granted. Your maid is slovenly, lazy, disrespectful, and tells all your secrets.

 

I wish I had gone to the store.

Granted.  You went, but they raised their prices by 200% making everything you wanted to buy unaffordable. 

 

I wish I had a steak.  Beefsteak.  Cooked rare and properly seasoned.   

 

 

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You went, but they raised their prices by 200% making everything you wanted to buy unaffordable. 

 

I wish I had a steak.  Beefsteak.  Cooked rare and properly seasoned.   

 

 

Granted. From the toughest cut of a free range steer whose only diet was skunk weed. 

 

I wish people who were 'always on call' really were just that.

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1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. From the toughest cut of a free range steer whose only diet was skunk weed. 

 

I wish people who were 'always on call' really were just that.

Granted.  They're available, but incompetent. 

 

I wish I had a nice garden and a hot gardener to maintain it. :wub:  

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  They're available, but incompetent. 

 

I wish I had a nice garden and a hot gardener to maintain it. :wub:  

Granted. Meet Carl. He weighs 325lbs and sweats constantly.

 

I wish cranberry cocktail wasn't the only other cold drink in my refrigerator.

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Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. Meet Carl. He weighs 325lbs and sweats constantly.

 

I wish cranberry cocktail wasn't the only other cold drink in my refrigerator.

Oh well.  If he does good work, then I'm happy. ;) lol 

 

Granted.  You also have pickle brine. 

 

I wish I didn't have to get up at 6 am tomorrow morning.  

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Oh well.  If he does good work, then I'm happy. ;) lol 

 

Granted.  You also have pickle brine. 

 

I wish I didn't have to get up at 6 am tomorrow morning.  

If pickle brine is a drink, then I do have that.  lol

 

Granted. You must get up at 4am.

 

I wish I wasn't considering drinking pickle juice.

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Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Granted now you have to get up earlier.

 

I wish I didn't sleepwalk

Granted. Now you drive in your sleep.

 

I wish the grill was fired up.

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If pickle brine is a drink, then I do have that.  lol

 

Granted. You must get up at 4am.

 

I wish I wasn't considering drinking pickle juice.

Granted.  You drink the pickle the pickle juice without considering the consequences.  :puke:

 

Now I wish I had something to drink besides water.  lol 

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You drink the pickle the pickle juice without considering the consequences.  :puke:

 

Now I wish I had something to drink besides water.  lol 

Granted. Pickle juice. :)

 

I wish my ear wasn't stopped up.

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Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. Pickle juice. :)

 

I wish my ear wasn't stopped up.

Should have seen that coming :gikkle: 

 

Granted.  Your ear is clear but your sinuses are all stuffed up. 

 

I wish I could sleep as easily as my cats.  

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6 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Should have seen that coming :gikkle: 

 

Granted.  Your ear is clear but your sinuses are all stuffed up. 

 

I wish I could sleep as easily as my cats.  

Val, I actually am drinking the pickle juice darn you. :P The sinuses I can fix. This ear is a bugger.

 

Granted.  Now you fall asleep wherever you are at.

 

I wish Val hadn't put pickle juice in my mind, although it is pretty good.

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