Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had breakfast with the president.

Edited April 14 by AquariusGuy

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had breakfast with a King or Queen of the United Kingdom.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with king of uk

Edited April 14 by chris191070

[Leslie Lofton]

There still a chance. Knowing him, isn't there a sign-up somewhere? You probably have to provide your own transportation and lunch. Speaking of which ...

Never have I ever used my free space available flight privileges to go to the UK.

 

[chris191070]

I live in the UK 

Never have I cycled around USA

[Leslie Lofton]

There has almost always been a bicycle strapped to the car on my travels around the USA, but never cycled between cities. 

Never have I ever ridden Amtrak.

Spoiler

Off color joke

So a boy asked his father, "Dad, Mom and Aunt Sue are getting the bikes out and going for a ride. Do you want to come with us?" To which the father replied, "No, son, I recommend keeping your distance when your mom and her sister are cycling together." 

 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I swum in the mississippi 

[Leslie Lofton]

You don't want to. It can be kinda gross in some places.

Never have I ever been bitten by a leech.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been bitten by a rat

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been bitten by a snake.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been bitten by a penguin 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been mauled by a lion.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been eaten by a flesh eater

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope. 

Never have I ever been mauled by a bear, literal or figurative.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been ravaged by a musclar man. I so want to 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden a bear

[JamesSavik]

In an Isaac Hayes voice, "Well, hello there".

Never have I ever ravaged a smaller guy... unless they just insisted.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I dated a bear

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I dated an otter 

[Leslie Lofton]

Well, maybe you otter try.

Never have I ever dated a silver fox.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever dated a news personality 

[Leslie Lofton]

Thing about local news anchors in my town -- I understand that it takes years of dedication to reach the top of your game in any career, but it means the old drab ones end up on the six o'clock news, and the young hot ones are relegated to daytime and weekends. I know which ones I would want to date, simultaneously if possible.

Never have I ever dated Québécoise country-folk chanteuse Lisa LeBlanc, who happens to be singing to me on my other monitor right now.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever dated multiple persons at the same time.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had an orgy on live television 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever appeared on live television.