Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been stuck in the Miami Heat

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I owned a Jacksonville Jaguar 

[ReaderPaul]

Never  have I ever seen Tony The Tiger playing with the Detroit Tigers.

[chris191070]

Nope 

Never have I been spread by the Toronto Maple Leafs

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever gone knickknack shopping with the NY Knicks

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been Senator of Washington Capitals

[JamesSavik]

Nope.

 

Never have I ever banged iron with a Steeler.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been scalped by the Atlanta Braves

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been lassoed by the Dallas Cowboys. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been rimmed by Buffalo Bill

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been rammed by the Gronk. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been attacked by the Pittsburgh Penguins 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever swam in the Lakers. 

[Leslie Lofton]

5 hours ago, chris191070 said:

Never have I been Senator of Washington Capitals

My sturdy mid-Atlantic parents quoted a saying about baseball's Washington Senators: Paraphrasing R.H. Lee's famous eulogy of George Washington, it was said that Washington was "First in war, first in peace, and last in the American League"

And, speaking of DC's baseball fortunes, Never have I ever exposed myself to a Expo or appeared au naturel to a National. 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever drained maple syrup from the Toronto Maple Leafs.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been in a Carolina Hurricane 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been in a Cincinnati Cyclone.

[JamesSavik]

Nope.

 

Never have I ever pet a Cincinnati Kitty (Bengal).

[JamesSavik]

Nope.

 

Never have I ever pet a Cincinnati Kitty (Bengal). 🐈

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever  had a space adventure with the Houston Rockets.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I oiled the Ottawa Senators 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been oiled by the Edmonton Oilers 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden the Colarado Rapids

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever listened to the music of the Boston Celtics 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I played with the Chicago Bears