Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever seen the Detroit Lions at the circus.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I washed Buffalo Bill

[AquariusGuy]

Can’t say that I have.

Never have I ever deep throated the Savannah Bananas. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I tamed the Pittsburgh Penguins 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever worn Bowie Baysox.

they are a minor league team for the Orioles

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden the Red Devils (Man Utd Football Club)

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever partied with the Savannah party animal

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had an orgy on New York Islanders

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever powered someone with a Houston Dynamo (pro soccer/football club) member.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I eaten Anaheim Ducks

[AquariusGuy]

Nope. That must be the Peeking Anaheim Duck on the Chinese take-out menu.

 

Never have I ever used the Frederick Keys (minor league) to open a door. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been into space with LA Galaxy

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever ridden in a millennium Atlanta Falcon. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I made a dildo out of Portland Timber

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever read a book with or worn a red shirt of the Harvard University Crimson.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I sucked the juice out of Boston Red Sox

[AquariusGuy]

Nope… 

Never have I ever worn a Boston Red Sox or a Chicago white Sox at the same time.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Taking inspiration from my travels which end today,

Never have I ever been porked by an Arkansas Razorback.

The weather was perfect: all the no-sun we could have asked for

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever given someone a Buckeye. 

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever waked in a forest next to a Demon Deacon

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever woken up next to JJ Watt

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope.

Never have I ever woken up between JJ Watt and TJ Watt

[JamesSavik]

Me either.

 

Never have I ever consoled a certain NY Jets 1st round QB bust, but I'd like to.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I played with the Chicago Cubs

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever flown on a NY Jets.