Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

This one time at band camp… nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a religious leader

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with a us president 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a cult leader 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a shapeshifter, to the best of my knowledge.

[chris191070]

Don't think so

Never have I had sex with a mafia boss

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex in space.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a bus driver.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with God

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a mythological god. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with a clown 

[AquariusGuy]

Well depends on your definition of clown…

Never have u ever had sex with a fuck boy. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used grindr

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever used any type of dating app.

[JamesSavik]

I tried one but found out I had higher standards than I thought. [cringes]

 

Never have I ever had sex with anyone who calls themselves any kind of pig.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex with a meat head

[Daddydavek]

nope

Never have I ever been divorced.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been a axe murderer 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope

Never have I ever dated a serial killer.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I dated a flesh eater

[Leslie Lofton]

Everyone knows the flesh is the best part, but I'll agree fried chicken should not be eaten in a date. You need to be in a committed relationship before letting him/her see you eat it 

Never have I ever dated a scatophage

Spoiler

The first time my mother from the suburban northeast traveled to rural Va. to meet the future in laws, they gave her fried chicken. She made a game attempt with a knife and fork before she saw everyone else just hook it with their greasy mitts.

 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden a bull

 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever ridden a camel or a llama.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ridden a monkey

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever cooked seven or more types of beans in one pot.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever had the patience for more than seven positions in a single session.