Last Post Wins #50

[Slytherin]

Be quiet, trying to sleep 

[Zombie]

14 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

Be quiet, trying to sleep 

night night little bear

sleep tight

*tucks LBO in... very tight! *

no more shiny stealing tonight 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Wesley8890]

Ive never understood the appeal of pepsi....

[Valkyrie]

Pepsi is lethal to zombies    

[just4hugs]

Coke > Pepsi but Diet Pepsi > Diet Coke

I now cast shinius justinis! 

[wildone]

5 hours ago, just4hugs said:

I’ll paint a tuxedo on me and waddle around if that’s what it takes to win the shiny. I’ll put it right next to the 4H awards on my resume. 

Why bother, hasn't help her  

1 minute ago, just4hugs said:

Coke > Pepsi but Diet Pepsi > Diet Coke

I now cast shinius justinis! 

Bite your tongue  Diet coke for the win!!!

 

[just4hugs]

Idk how you’re winning if you drink Diet Coke but Coke Zero is amazing when I’m trying to keep lean. 

[Valkyrie]

 

[Wesley8890]

31 minutes ago, just4hugs said:

Idk how you’re winning if you drink Diet Coke but Coke Zero is amazing when I’m trying to keep lean. 

I agree coke zero is better than diet coke. 

*This is in no way an endorsement for you to get the shiny. Unless you plan to join Platypi & Penguin Associates at Winning. However we only have a junior copywriter position available. There is room for advancement though.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Wesley8890

[Valkyrie]

  

[just4hugs]

9 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

I agree coke zero is better than diet coke. 

*This is in no way an endorsement for you to get the shiny. Unless you plan to join Platypi & Penguin Associates at Winning. However we only have a junior copywriter position available. There is room for advancement though.

Sorry I’ve already got a position lined up as a law clerk at the offices of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. 

[wildone]

Last I heard, all the partners were disbarred  

I hope you didn't send your application in with a $1000 cheque for 'processing'  

Oh, your claim to the shiny has been overruled and thrown out of Court!

 

[Wesley8890]

4 minutes ago, wildone said:

Last I heard, all the partners were disbarred  

I hope you didn't send your application in with a $1000 cheque for 'processing'  

Oh, your claim to the shiny has been overruled and thrown out of Court!

 

Never said we were lawyers so cant be disbarred😋 im the loophole king

[Valkyrie]

   

[clochette]

Morning!

[TalonRider]

Morning Fly. So nice of you to bring me the shiny.

Florida will be doing the Opposite of serving Irish Coffee. Since it's Opposite day, you will not be allowed to play with the Bubble Wrap.

[Zombie]

2 hours ago, TalonRider said:

Since it's Opposite day, you will not be allowed to play with the Bubble Wrap.

spoilsport

how else am I gonna annoy people?

oh wait! 

SNATCH!

aaaaahahahaha!     
 

 

 

[Wesley8890]

3 hours ago, TalonRider said:

Morning Fly. So nice of you to bring me the shiny.

Florida will be doing the Opposite of serving Irish Coffee. Since it's Opposite day, you will not be allowed to play with the Bubble Wrap.

Im from the South, no one touches my bubble wrap!!!!!

[Valkyrie]

In honor of Opposite Day, I proclaim my lasting devotion to the Deposed Despot and sincere wish for him to be our benevolent ruler once agai....   Oh man... I thought I could finish that sentence          

[Zombie]

and while the poorly penguin is NOT  whisked off to a maximum security facility for the Terminally Deluded and Deranged...

 

  

Edited to foil the penguin’s sneaky word tricks 

 

Edited January 25, 2021 by Zombie

[Valkyrie]

It's opposite day soo...     

[clochette]

4 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

It's opposite day soo...     

I really don't want the  y'all can have it forever and ever

[Valkyrie]

Clo is the sweetest, most innocent thing to ever grace LPWland...       

[Slytherin]

 

Edited January 25, 2021 by Slytherin