Last Post Wins #50

[Wesley8890]

6 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

They're a perfect complement to our clown ninjas.    

Ove also hired Samurai Mimes. Silent but deadly

[Valkyrie]

10 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Ove also hired Samurai Mimes. Silent but deadly

Like the deposed despot after eating beans...      

[Zombie]

secret filming of the penguin’s “fearsome” LPWland “army” engaged in close-combat battle training...

 

   
 

 

Edited January 24, 2021 by Zombie

[just4hugs]

While you all play your penguin squabbles I’m going to focus on my shiny 

[wildone]

It seems Hollywood has even learned that Penguins are like Magpies; loud, bullies, squawky, annoying and have no useful purpose in the the ecosystem  

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6317656/

 

[Valkyrie]

Looks like a really good movie    

[Wesley8890]

48 minutes ago, wildone said:

It seems Hollywood has even learned that Penguins are like Magpies; loud, bullies, squawky, annoying and have no useful purpose in the the ecosystem  

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6317656/

 

How dare you! Penguins are the gentlemen of the animal kingdom, hence the tuxedos

[Sherye Story Reader]

Other animals with a tux

[Valkyrie]

We're classy that way    

[just4hugs]

I’ll paint a tuxedo on me and waddle around if that’s what it takes to win the shiny. I’ll put it right next to the 4H awards on my resume. 

[Wesley8890]

20 minutes ago, just4hugs said:

I’ll paint a tuxedo on me and waddle around if that’s what it takes to win the shiny. I’ll put it right next to the 4H awards on my resume. 

It wont stay there long.

[Zombie]

53 minutes ago, just4hugs said:

I’ll paint a tuxedo on me and waddle around if that’s what it takes to win the shiny. 

don’t forget the comedy flippers

 

 
 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Daddydavek]

...looks like they were the ones who ate the beans and are trying to dissipate the noxious fumes.

...and back to DDK!

[Valkyrie]

Damn.... DDK discovered our secret weapon!        

[Slytherin]

[Valkyrie]

  

[Wesley8890]

59 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

  

Lets throw them in an oubliette!!

[clochette]

Lets threw you under a guillotine

[Valkyrie]

The oubliettes are currently occupied by the deposed despot, his lickspittle, the wingless fairy, and the putrid one.   

[Zombie]

19 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

The oubliettes are currently occupied by the deposed despot, his lickspittle, the wingless fairy, and the putrid one.   

zombie escapesies the nasty dungeon..
 

 

...and eatsies the nasty penguin

*except the nasty flippers and gristley bits*  

 

 

 

Edited January 24, 2021 by Zombie

[Valkyrie]

Good luck with that... it's kind of hard to get out of an oubliette when it's filled with Pepsi.   

 

[Wesley8890]

22 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Good luck with that... it's kind of hard to get out of an oubliette when it's filled with Pepsi.   

 

Im gonna have that stuck in my head all night now

[Zombie]

40 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Good luck with that... it's kind of hard to get out of an oubliette when it's filled with Pepsi.   

zombie doesn’t need nasty penguin’s luck

just a snorkel and water Pepsi wings   

 

and the nasty penguin’s luck just ran out

*presses speed dial for the mobile pie factory*

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 25, 2021 by Zombie

[Valkyrie]

All that Pepsi addled your braiiiiiiiinnnnnnsssssss