Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

5 hours ago, CassieQ said:

I'm still reeling from the 330K word count. 

But I didn't say it was good words!  

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 hour ago, Thirdly said:

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here juggling 3 stories at once because I'm caffeinated (that and I try not to write NSFW things while at work, and 75% of everything I write is NSFW lmfao). 

I'm going crazy juggling two. And if I didn't write/right at work, shit wouldn't get don't. 

And no, I don't worry about the boss catching me goofing off at work, he's too dumb to know what I'm doing anyway. . 

[Thirdly]

12 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

But I didn't say it was good words!  

They are "good words in progress..."

[Lee Wilson]

4 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I'm going crazy juggling two. And if I didn't write/right at work, shit wouldn't get don't. 

And no, I don't worry about the boss catching me goofing off at work, he's too dumb to know what I'm doing anyway. . 

But you're the bo...

Oh. Never mind.

[Jason Rimbaud]

In San Francisco today, its 85F / 29C. 

I am not built to be this uncomfortable. Everyone is miserable in the kitchen. I don't know why, it's not like they are standing in front of a fryer set to 375 degrees. What a bunch of complainers. 

I went out to buy ice cream for them again. This time, I got four different flavors, and they complained that I didn't get chocolate. 

Like, who the flying ball sacks eats chocolate ice cream. I swear, I think my kitchen team is a bunch of aliens. Chocolate ice cream, what, are they all a bunch of twelve-year-old boys? 

On a lighter note, I am taking resumes for four new friends. The only requirement, do not have your ex-boyfriend send me photos of their peens and back there places. That's it, no photos unless their peen is nicer than mine. That should be a standing rule for all friend groups. 

Back in high school, I once had a friend who had some kind of skin condition that gave him white blotchy splashes all over his body. It also gave him a single white lock in his otherwise brown hair. 

We had been friends for about four years when we went to a pool party, and everyone decided to go skinny dipping. 

Wouldn't you know it, he had one of those white patches on the head of his peen. That is a peen that was nicer than mine. 

I always asked to get a better, closer look at it, but he always refused. Straight people, bah. 

The person in charge of ordering for my restaurant forgot to order portion cups. Which we use to sell ranch and our other dipping sauces. Needless to say, I'm going to have a stern talk with him. I swear, he was so busy lamenting over which flavor of ice cream to buy that he forgot the damn cups. 

I really hate this weather.  

[Davide]

16 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

In San Francisco today, its 85F / 29C. 

I am not built to be this uncomfortable. Everyone is miserable in the kitchen. I don't know why, it's not like they are standing in front of a fryer set to 375 degrees. What a bunch of complainers. 

I went out to buy ice cream for them again. This time, I got four different flavors, and they complained that I didn't get chocolate. 

Like, who the flying ball sacks eats chocolate ice cream. I swear, I think my kitchen team is a bunch of aliens. Chocolate ice cream, what, are they all a bunch of twelve-year-old boys? 

On a lighter note, I am taking resumes for four new friends. The only requirement, do not have your ex-boyfriend send me photos of their peens and back there places. That's it, no photos unless their peen is nicer than mine. That should be a standing rule for all friend groups. 

Back in high school, I once had a friend who had some kind of skin condition that gave him white blotchy splashes all over his body. It also gave him a single white lock in his otherwise brown hair. 

We had been friends for about four years when we went to a pool party, and everyone decided to go skinny dipping. 

Wouldn't you know it, he had one of those white patches on the head of his peen. That is a peen that was nicer than mine. 

I always asked to get a better, closer look at it, but he always refused. Straight people, bah. 

The person in charge of ordering for my restaurant forgot to order portion cups. Which we use to sell ranch and our other dipping sauces. Needless to say, I'm going to have a stern talk with him. I swear, he was so busy lamenting over which flavor of ice cream to buy that he forgot the damn cups. 

I really hate this weather.  

Your employees have good taste in ice cream, chocolate is the best flavour, preferably dark chocolate. Surely that pushes me up from twelve years old to at least sixteen years old. Chocolate is also the best cake flavour and all the best deserts have chocolate. Shit, I'm back down to twelves years old, am I not?

Your friend's skin condition sounds like vitiligo, my grandfather had it. I have no idea if he had any patch down there nor do I particular want to think about that. Now why would your straight friend ever refuse a gay guy's request to look at his penis? It was for scientific purposes only.

[Lee Wilson]

39 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

That's it, no photos unless their peen is nicer than mine.

That means we’d need to see yours beforehand, so we can tell if ours is nicer.

Chocolate all the way!!!

Edited March 17 by Lee Wilson

[Jason Rimbaud]

15 minutes ago, Davide said:

Now why would your straight friend ever refuse a gay guy's request to look at his penis? It was for scientific purposes only.

Full Disclosure, I wasn't asking to look at it.  

As for chocolate being the best anything. I'll disagree!

I don't enjoy cake, pies, cookies, donuts, but my weakness is ice cream. It can have chocolate inside it, but chocolate ice cream is for kids. I'll die on that hill. And yes, I now think of you as a twelve year old boy! 

I am more savory than sweet. I don't like a lot of sweets.  Except skittles, I do love me some skittles. 

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

9 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

That means we’d need to see yours beforehand, so we can tell if ours is nicer.

If I thought you were serious...

I do have your email by the way!  Never been shy about showing off, well anything really. I'm an ugly, bald, pasty white guy that has zero body issues. Lots of mental ones, but not the body kind.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

19 minutes ago, Davide said:

I have no idea if he had any patch down there

If I see a guy I haven't seen, down there, I want to see it. I'm curious by nature. *shrugs*. 

And yes, that is what my friend had, I just couldn't figure out how to spell it.  

[Davide]

6 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

If I see a guy I haven't seen, down there, I want to see it. I'm curious by nature. *shrugs*. 

And yes, that is what my friend had, I just couldn't figure out how to spell it.  

Well, even if had been curious about it, I couldn't exactly walk up to my grandfather and ask to see his penis. I'm actually surprised vitiligo is called that in English, when I wrote "vitiligo English" on Google (for a single word, that's faster than opening Google Translate), I didn't expect to get back the exact same word.

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, Davide said:

I couldn't exactly walk up to my grandfather and ask to see his penis.

I guess I don't have your human sensibilities. .    

Whenever I want to know or see something, I ask. And I always want to see it...always!  

 

[Thirdly]

I'd have applied to work there if I weren't a whole state away and if I weren't already trying to sneak into one of 3 companies near where I live. We'll see where my mentality is by the end of April. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

I'd have applied to work there if I weren't a whole state away

It depends, what's your stance on chocolate ice cream!  

[Thirdly]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

It depends, what's your stance on chocolate ice cream!  

I prefer pistachio, pecan, mango,  and coconut ice cream. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Thirdly said:

I prefer pistachio, pecan, mango,  and coconut ice cream. 

Hired!

[Davide]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I don't enjoy cake, pies, cookies, donuts, but my weakness is ice cream. It can have chocolate inside it, but chocolate ice cream is for kids. I'll die on that hill. And yes, I now think of you as a twelve year old boy! 

If I'm twelve, that means I'm not allowed to read your stories, they're rated mature. See, your anti-chocolate ice cream stance is losing you readers. 😛

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, Davide said:

If I'm twelve, that means I'm not allowed to read your stories, they're rated mature. See, your anti-chocolate ice cream stance is losing you readers. 😛

Wouldn't have stopped me at twelve!  

[Lee Wilson]

21 minutes ago, Davide said:

If I'm twelve, that means I'm not allowed to read your stories, they're rated mature. See, your anti-chocolate ice cream stance is losing you readers. 😛

At twelve, you could still read, you just can’t sign up.

[Davide]

7 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

At twelve, you could still read, you just can’t sign up.

This is what happens if you try to read a story marked as mature while not being logged in. And yes, I logged out just to take a screenshot and logged back in.

Edited March 18 by Davide

[Lee Wilson]

4 minutes ago, Davide said:

This is what happens if you try to read a story marked as mature while not being logged in. And yes, I logged out just to take a screenshot and logged back in.

Interesting. I could have sworn I was able to do that. Guess not. I stand corrected.

[Davide]

4 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

Interesting. I could have sworn I was able to do that. Guess not. I stand corrected.

Just mature ones, lower age ratings don't require a login. Or they can read stories on Nifty after clicking a button that basically asks people to pinky swear they're not minors.

[Jason Rimbaud]

34 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

Interesting. I could have sworn I was able to do that. Guess not. I stand corrected.

I could be wrong, but I think that's a rather new development, like maybe only a year or less. It was the new administration put in place rules to stop the kiddies from getting access to mature content, especially gay porn. We must save the kids. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

So, in honor of fifty seasons, in my restaurant, I am starting an epic marathon session of the greatest reality TV show in history. Of course, we are talking about the juggernaut that is Survivor. 

I remember when the show first aired, I was captivated by the challenges, the locations, and of course the sexy castaway with the big thingy that is Jeff Probst. 

I have never missed an episode and actually own forty seasons on DVD. I have also watched the show multiple times from beginning to end. It is one of my guilty pleasures and I am not ashamed to admit that. 

For seasons 41 through 49, the format of the show had completely been overhauled. Instead of 39 days, it is now 26 days. They are also regulated to the same location for budgetary reasons I'm sure. 

As with all my fandom, I like the show, I don't really care about anything scandalous or not included in the show. I just like the show. I don't want behind the scenes dirt or learn more about the players after they return home. I just like the show. 

But this season, fifty seasons of survivor, they are bringing back players from the last 49 seasons to compete for the million dollar prize. I think, I haven't watched it yet as I'm waiting for it to air and then I'll binge it. 

Each season is 15 episodes, so it's about a season a day. And with 49 more seasons to go, I'll be watching a ton of Survivor in the next month and half. My kitchen staff hates me already, because they are stuck watching it along with me. 

That will teach them to complain about my lack of chocolate ice cream. So I say, Come on in guys, let's get going. 

[Lee Wilson]

41 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

So, in honor of fifty seasons, in my restaurant, I am starting an epic marathon session of the greatest reality TV show in history. Of course, we are talking about the juggernaut that is Survivor. 

I remember when the show first aired, I was captivated by the challenges, the locations, and of course the sexy castaway with the big thingy that is Jeff Probst. 

I have never missed an episode and actually own forty seasons on DVD. I have also watched the show multiple times from beginning to end. It is one of my guilty pleasures and I am not ashamed to admit that. 

For seasons 41 through 49, the format of the show had completely been overhauled. Instead of 39 days, it is now 26 days. They are also regulated to the same location for budgetary reasons I'm sure. 

As with all my fandom, I like the show, I don't really care about anything scandalous or not included in the show. I just like the show. I don't want behind the scenes dirt or learn more about the players after they return home. I just like the show. 

But this season, fifty seasons of survivor, they are bringing back players from the last 49 seasons to compete for the million dollar prize. I think, I haven't watched it yet as I'm waiting for it to air and then I'll binge it. 

Each season is 15 episodes, so it's about a season a day. And with 49 more seasons to go, I'll be watching a ton of Survivor in the next month and half. My kitchen staff hates me already, because they are stuck watching it along with me. 

That will teach them to complain about my lack of chocolate ice cream. So I say, Come on in guys, let's get going. 

I will avoid your ire and not tell you I have never watched a single episode. I have enough problems with my own reality to care much about that of random people i don’t know.