Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Lee Wilson]

42 minutes ago, wildone said:

Krista's dietary requirements:

Green Chilis - Hell no
Ghost Peppers - Hell no
Red Peppers - Hell no
Green Peppers - Hell no

Can you make Chili without none of the above  

Or would it just be tomatoey stew meat on mini saltines  

Yeah, but it’s called sloppy joes.

[ReaderPaul]

57 minutes ago, wildone said:

Krista's dietary requirements:

Green Chilis - Hell no
Ghost Peppers - Hell no
Red Peppers - Hell no
Green Peppers - Hell no

Can you make Chili without none of the above  

Or would it just be tomatoey stew meat on mini saltines  

I would agree on the Green Chilis and Ghost peppers.  But red peppers, yellow peppers and small quantities of green peppers would be okay.

[Ron]

Chili is a spice of life in my household of one. Chili was a great addition to my family’s dinner attractions as a kid. Back then it was white bread smeared with peanut butter as a side dish.  Still a yummy addition, but saltine crackers crumbled into the chili was a must (Don’t judge). A dollop of sour cream sans the usual childhood additions is now a welcome treat, maybe with some diced, pickled jalapeños tossed in.

[Ron]

And @Jason Rimbaud, I have yet to try your chili recipe. But I will. And I will pass judgment upon it! 

[CassieQ]

13 hours ago, Okiegrad said:

I forget that not everyone is from the South hahaha.   I’m assuming that could be quite an interesting sentence to read hahaha

Also from the South and have never heard this.  But people appear equally confused if I say "warmer than a weevil in porridge" so there you go.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

12 hours ago, Ron said:

And @Jason Rimbaud, I have yet to try your chili recipe. But I will. And I will pass judgment upon it! 

I'm not scared!    

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 hours ago, CassieQ said:

Also from the South and have never heard this.  But people appear equally confused if I say "warmer than a weevil in porridge" so there you go.  

Southerner's are weird. When it's hotter today than yesterday, I simply say, "What? I don't pay attention to the weather because it's not 1845. We have cars, houses, umbrella's, air conditioner's, rain coats, warm clothing." 

But that's a mouthful for most. . 

[Jason Rimbaud]

13 hours ago, Ron said:

but saltine crackers crumbled into the chili was a must

I use Saltine mini's, no mess, but you get the same flavor. 

Sour Cream is gross...it doesn't belong on or in anything!   

[Lee Wilson]

45 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Sour Cream is gross...it doesn't belong on or in anything! 

It’s only okay as the main ingredient in French onion dip, and even then, the sour cream flavor needs to be buried completely.

[CassieQ]

52 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Southerner's are weird. When it's hotter today than yesterday, I simply say, "What? I don't pay attention to the weather because it's not 1845. We have cars, houses, umbrella's, air conditioner's, rain coats, warm clothing." 

But that's a mouthful for most. . 

I would use it when putting on hot packs.  Weather shifts can affect patients sometimes, especially those with vestibular issues,  migraines, etc.  

[ReaderPaul]

53 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I use Saltine mini's, no mess, but you get the same flavor. 

Sour Cream is gross...it doesn't belong on or in anything!   

I agree on sour cream -- but then I am VERY allergic to it.

[Jason Rimbaud]

22 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

It’s only okay as the main ingredient in French onion dip, and even then, the sour cream flavor needs to be buried completely.

I would offer to forgo it completely, especially sense you think it should be masked, why waste the money and give the sour cream companies hope they offer a substance worth buying.   

16 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I would use it when putting on hot packs.  Weather shifts can affect patients sometimes, especially those with vestibular issues,  migraines, etc.  

Dearest CassieQ, I was attempting a bit, and you, as usual, offer up kindness and empathy to combat my stupidity. I should have learned my lesson that matching wits with the likes of you is pointless for the witless. But I am anything if not stubborn, so I shall continue to attempt to best you in the game of wits, no matter how often I fail.  

15 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

I agree on sour cream -- but then I am VERY allergic to it.

Is it a dairy allergy? I designed my entire menu to be dairy/diary free for the husband as he is allergic, so he could go to a restaurant and know his tummy won't be upset. 

[ReaderPaul]

   It is a partial dairy allergy.  I am allergic to white and chocolate milk, sour cream, ranch dressing, cottage cheese, blue cheese, ricotta cheese, and several other cheeses.  I can do American cheese, mild cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, Colby cheese, Colby Jack and some similar cheeses.   I am developing sensitivity to white cheddar cheese.  If milk or cream is cooked into a food at high heat, the chemistry is changed enough for my stomach to tolerate it -- sometimes.   I can tolerate most real butters.  Some types of ice cream I can do, because the added ingredients and processing change the chemistry enough to allow my stomach to pass it through.
   The last time I could hold down white milk was when I was nine years old.  Into my early teens I could hold down goat milk in small quantity.

[Okiegrad]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

But that's a mouthful for most.

Hmmm….for most?   What then, kind sir, is a mouthful for you? 🧐😉

[Jason Rimbaud]

11 minutes ago, Okiegrad said:

Hmmm….for most?   What then, kind sir, is a mouthful for you? 🧐😉

About 42 grams of rice. Less for soups and liquids. Because I usually am tasting dishes, I do not like to ever have my mouthful to help better assess the flavor profiles. 

However, I was referring to the sentence structure, having a lot of words causing a full mouth, causing difficulty in speaking. 

As to what you were referencing, trying to bring filth into these humble and chaste forums, I shan't comment, as I am feeling extra virginal today and won't be discussing this in open forums. . 

[Jason Rimbaud]

40 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

 I can do American cheese

It sounds like you can handle processed dairy. 

I have no allergies, so when my husband and I first got together, around Christmas time, for Valentines Day I went all out, chocolate dipped strawberries, a big heart shaped box of chocalates along with flowers delivered to his job. He couldn't enjoy any of it, nor could he take the flowers home due to his cats. 

It was the warning sign I should have heeded, but I wasn't thinking about the fact I can't have ice cream in my house, or cheese, or milk, or butter, or all the things that make me happy. . 

[Lee Wilson]

2 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I wasn't thinking about the fact I can't have ice cream in my house, or cheese, or milk, or butter, or all the things that make me happy.

I’m gonna get killed for this, but I just can’t resist.

Wait, so your husband doesn’t have a penis?

[Jason Rimbaud]

21 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’m gonna get killed for this, but I just can’t resist.

Wait, so your husband doesn’t have a penis?

So I find this extremely hilarious...on the surface. I mean, he doesn't, but I'm not sure if I get the entire joke. 

Are you making fun of my husband's manhood or lack thereof because of allergies? Because if so, you might get killed. Not from me, I thought it was great. (though he frowned and called you a bad word)

But inferring that male humans, prone to allergies, are somehow not masculine or less than those of us who are normal, (these are the jokes) I'm sure there is a button or a ribbon one could wear for that cause.

I would never call him less than, I have to sleep with him after all, but if that particular shoe fits his particular stinky foot, well...that's out of my hands.   

Or were you implying that only dick's makes me happy? 

 

 

[Lee Wilson]

4 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Or were you implying that only dick's makes me happy? 

Not only dicks, I’m sure they’re just one of the things that make you happy. Asses, mouths, tongues (I guess that’d be covered by mouths, get it?), and hands I bet are among some of them as well.

Damn, I just imagined someone singing ‘These are a few of my favorite things’ including all of the above.

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 hours ago, Lee Wilson said:

Not only dicks, I’m sure they’re just one of the things that make you happy. Asses, mouths, tongues (I guess that’d be covered by mouths, get it?), and hands I bet are among some of them as well.

Damn, I just imagined someone singing ‘These are a few of my favorite things’ including all of the above.

Since you brought it up...i shall share with you what makes me happy. 

EDIT BECAUSE I FORGOT TO ADD HIM: Husband!

1. Spiciest Hot Wings

2. Great Whiskey

3. Trolling Krista

4. Sexy undies

5. Buying Sexy undies

6. Writing

7. Modeling Sexy Undies

8. Cooking for Others

9. Company of friends

10. Sex

Edited February 14 by Jason Rimbaud

[Jeff Burton]

On 2/12/2026 at 8:21 PM, Krista said:

Also south and I've never heard that one.

As for @Jason Rimbaud someone has to keep you behaving. The poor dear husband, bless him and his heart.

Also, that chili sounds like death in a kettle. Good gracious me. 

Not gonna like my butthole twitched just thinking about that chili and not in a good way.

[chris191070]

4 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

Not gonna like my butthole twitched just thinking about that chili and not in a good way.

That's what you call a ring of fire

[Jeff Burton]

1 minute ago, chris191070 said:

That's what you call a ring of fire

Exactly I can eat spicy stuff just fine I just have to be prepared when the guys downstairs have to blow the vent lol

Edited February 14 by Jeff Burton

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

Not gonna like my butthole twitched just thinking about that chili and not in a good way.

Don't believe you were thinking about chili when that happened.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 hours ago, chris191070 said:

That's what you call a ring of fire

Yeah, I got nothing.