House of Cards: Renewal

[spike382]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

[Bucket1]

Good evening everyone

[Headstall]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The Ministry of Health has received a tip-off that this asylum is in violation of multiple health codes, which includes serving jello past their expiration date.

I am hereby shutting this asylum down and all patients are set free... Except @spike382, he'll be sent straight to prison.

Is this the ministry of health that eats roadkill bears and raccoon penises?  

[Headstall]

4 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You go, gurl!  

[Headstall]

Who gave Drew keys to get out of his padded cell?

[Headstall]

Hey, all!   Stay calm while Nurse Ratchet delivers the meds. 

[spike382]

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

while Nurse Ratchet delivers the meds. 

[Albert1434]

4 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Drew's idea of "prison" for Spike is a St. Andrew's Cross. 

I heard that he was planning to reopen Devils Island. 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 hours ago, spike382 said:

BLs taught me differently.

[spike382]

47 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

BLs taught me differently.

Love By Chance doesn't count... except for when it does.

Cause if you're passed out drunk you can't say no.

Edited 6 hours ago by spike382

[Drew Espinosa]

5 hours ago, clochette said:

You just want to handcuff him

No, I just want to enforce the law.

5 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Drew's idea of "prison" for Spike is a St. Andrew's Cross. 

You're a pervert.

5 hours ago, clochette said:

Wanting to lock up Spikey in your dungeon is kinky

A maximum security prison is not a dungeon!

1 hour ago, Headstall said:

Is this the ministry of health that eats roadkill bears and raccoon penises?  

That's the Department of Health and Human Services. My Ministry of Health is far more trustworthy.

1 hour ago, Headstall said:

You go, gurl!  

1 hour ago, Headstall said:

Who gave Drew keys to get out of his padded cell?

I've never been in a padded cell to begin with.

[spike382]

10 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I've never been in a padded cell to begin with.

[Drew Espinosa]

13 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Love By Chance doesn't count... except for when it does.

Cause is you're passed out drunk you can't say no.

[Drew Espinosa]

23 minutes ago, spike382 said:

[Headstall]

41 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Love By Chance doesn't count... except for when it does.

Cause if you're passed out drunk you can't say no.

Um... what?  

[spike382]

27 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

[Headstall]

41 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No, I just want to enforce the law.

You're a pervert.

A maximum security prison is not a dungeon!

That's the Department of Health and Human Services. My Ministry of Health is far more trustworthy.

I've never been in a padded cell to begin with.

Exactly what a lunatic would say.  

[spike382]

Just now, Headstall said:

Um... what?  

Early live Thai BL.  The couples (and female writers) often had issues.  The writer of Love By Chance was famous for having sexual assault feature in her stories, even when it wasn't intentional.  

[Drew Espinosa]

20 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Early live Thai BL.  The couples (and female writers) often had issues.  The writer of Love By Chance was famous for having sexual assault feature in her stories, even when it wasn't intentional.  

You sound like a lunatic.  

[Drew Espinosa]

23 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Exactly what a lunatic would say.  

I'm not @spike382 though.  

24 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Unprovoked attacks are never the answer! 

[dughlas]

2 hours ago, Headstall said:

Hey, all!   Stay calm while Nurse Ratchet delivers the meds. 

Hello everyone. It's time for meds.

2 hours ago, spike382 said:

Now Spike. Don't be difficult. 

We don't want restraints again do we?

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I've never been in a padded cell to begin with.

We told him it was a bouncy castle.

[spike382]

23 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You sound like a lunatic.  

[spike382]

23 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm not @spike382 though.  

Unprovoked attacks are never the answer! 

Non consensual touching is a provoked attack you psycho.

Edited 5 hours ago by spike382

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, spike382 said:

10 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Non consensual touching is a provoked attack you psycho.

Now you're hallucinating that I touched you? Maybe you do need to be locked up in the loony bin... permanently.  

Edited 5 hours ago by Drew Espinosa

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Now your hallucinating that I touched you? Maybe you do need to be locked up in the loony bin... permanently.