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    May Signature Author Feature: Calliope's Carousel by Parker Owens

    By Cia

    This month I thought I'd feature something light with variety... like my weather today as I set up this blog which has been hail, rain, sun, rain, clouds, sun, rain, sun, sun, sun... seriously?! I hope you will enjoy @Parker Owens options a lot more!  Length: 2,774 Description: A collection of poems for NaPoWriMo 2024. A reader said:  You sure know how to paint a picture. ~weinerdog   If you want to spread the word about Parker Owen's submission, download the graph
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penis envy... me?

So I was talking to 'the man' the other night while I was up late TRYING to write some, and I told him that I find the sexual or erotic scenes the hardest to write. I'm not exactly sure why, I mean it's not like I'm new to the whole sex thing but I have realized that a HUGE part of my problem is that I don't have a penis I know, before you all say it... that IS a problem hehehehe. So I was asking 'the man' how it feels different having someone else's hand on you... there, instead of your own
viv

viv

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Ok so all day at work today we listened to Christmas music. It was really fun. It's ashame it was actually kinda HOT outside today, but I guess that's what I get for living in a furnance,,er I mean Louisiana   I think it would be fun just once to have a "white Christmas", but that'll probably never happen until I move, oh well. Today was kinda fun, I actually kept getting hit on by pretty girls. It's ashame I'm not in the market for one right now. It's also really strange, when I MIGHT
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Success!

I did it!!!!! I finally managed to get every chapter that I've posted so far transfered over to the new e-fiction forum....Myr, just so you know, I didn't break anything..lol. Actually, it's a really crispy layout. Im glad that Myr was able to get that for us...now all of my chapters are under one heading....anyone who is currently posting in the library should go check this thing out....it's mad nice. Ok, so now that I have 33 chapters of my story posted, Im working on chapter 34...Im not sure
NickolasJames8

NickolasJames8

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alright I admit it... I stole it!

So, not much to update really. I spent all morning at a Christmas craft fair with my girls and it was fun and I got a new halo so yay!   So, I stole the following from something one of Rich's friends sent him, but it was so funny I had to share it... enjoy!   Things I Learned From Movies   1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.   2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit l
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viv

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My Delightful Hormone Imbalance

Ok so today I was freakishly happy all day. I'm usually a pretty upbeat person, but today was just plain crazy (in a good way obviously). I mean I literally had to stop myself from grinning at people all day. And several times during the day I'd just be having a regular conversation with someone and feel like this wonderful flood of positive emotions. What's the reason for all this you may ask. That's just it, there really isn't one. I mean yeah I think I've got a pretty good life, and lot
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The new Efiction section....ugh!

Ok, I admit it.....Im confused. Im afraid Im going to break something. The instructions in the new efiction section of GA look so simple. But when I get to the part where I have to actually follow them, I get messed up. I guess Im supposed to pick a category to put my story under....there are 4, and none of them are acurate for my story. Also, theres this whole thing about a disclaimer. I guess I could copy and paste the sample one, but Im not sure if that's ok or not.....also, how should I ra
NickolasJames8

NickolasJames8

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bitterSWEET!

So I had a bittersweet day at work I guess you could say. When I walked in to the store today I saw my coworker 'S'. She has worked there longer than I have been alive, no seriously and she has been out of work for months, off and on because she has breast cancer. She is such a sweet lady and she has a husband and two older sons. Anyway, because of the chemo she has lost all her hair and has had sores in her mouth and lost her fingernails, etc. Pretty much she feels all around crappy most of t
viv

viv

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Laughing at Life

So you guys ever hear something which makes perfect sense in the context, but you just stop and realize that if you actually try to picture it literally and take it out of it's context it's REALLY funny?   I pretty much do that with everything. It makes life so much more interesting. I guess it's because I'm easily distractable and a fairly creative thinker. Here's one interesting example which took place a few days ago. I was sitting in my psychology of neurophsyiology class, the subject
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AFriendlyFace

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Quiet Night in

After all the mad stress of the last month or so, Ive decided that Chris and I need some us time   So Im going to set aside at least 3 nights a week where I dont do anything other than shower him with me   I also wanted to wish anyone who has HIV or the AIDS virus the best of health. Being world AIDS day and all.   Dave      
Davey

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Phew! That was a close one...

Well as all of you know, Lorena is a decietful bitchy whore. Well even though she hates me like I hate her, she always has me on her list of people to send random crap or links to. Today, I get an email from her that was also addressed to like 20 other people to a crushcalculator.com. I didn't think anything of it, and when ever I come across those, I check to see how much the logic in the html code feels Justin and I are compatible. Well this particular one claims that it can tell you compatibi
xander

xander

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a picture's worth 1000 words...

So, I've had a day off today and I am still in my jammies... I REFUSE to get dressed and do anything productive until I have to today, which will be later. My daughter's school play is tonight and she is the third little pig in some creation of every fairy tale known to man all wrapped up into one 45 minute performance... I can't wait! I'm so excited.   Well, I have managed to get a little more writing done, and the new chapter should be posted tomorrow on nifty. I would normally have it on
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viv

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tummy ache

I just drank some hot chocolate with marshmallows and cinnamon and powdered sugar (my favorite!) but now my tummy hurts a lot. I've never actually said stomach ache, it's always been tummy ache.   Oh my! I just burped really loud and now my stomach doesn't hurt any more. Wow, burping helps. I'll have to remember that.   I like analytic geometry a lot. That's the kind with the coordinate plane, that combines algebra and geometry. Did you know that you can plot (almost) any equation on t
Bender

Bender

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All ok on the eastern front :)

So first off Iwant to thank all of you have messaged me with your concerns. Given me good advice and just talked things over   Special thanks need to go to Viv who has listened my stilly worrys and concerns. and given super advice and made things a lot clearer   Chris was away from home last night visiting his dad and got stuck there due to a snow storm. He's back home and Ive sat him down and told him he has nothing to worry about. The only way he's getting rid of me is if he became abus
Davey

Davey

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Kick ice

"Get up Ron, you gotta get up early so you can start the car and have it warmed up" "Yea, I'm gettin up"   I shower, get dressed and go and start the car around 7:00. I come inside, get a bowl of dog food for Xander, go out and feed him and come back inside. I get all my school stuff ready and by this time my brother is just getting out of the shower.   "Hurry up, remember I gotta get there by 7:45 for early bird!" "I'm hurryin, shut up" he says.   "Did you feed your dogs!?" mom says.
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xander

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Why would they do this?

Today I came home after some christmas shopping to find Davis and Rob watching a movie. I joined them for about half of it then I went to take a nap. The movie was boring me and for some reason I didn't feel comfortable all of a sudden. An hour into my nap I'm woken by a loud thud coming from somewhere underneath me. I leave my room and head down to see what happened when I walk in on Rob and David making out. I excuse myself in shock and I head back tyo my room for my keys. To my knowledge thes
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GREEN

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I guess I'm just another casualty in this battle

Ok so I think today went better than it should have actually. I mean I woulda thought I'd have gotten really hurt and as a result irritable and grumpy, after what happened, but I managed not to. So let's see how shall I tell this story?   I have this really good friend at work, she's one of my best friends and definitely my best "work friend". Well anyway about a year ago she met this guy, and they VERY slowly started dating, and now it's pretty serious. Anyway this is great IMO. See befo
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Chris's Guilt

My poor baby boy is feeling super guilty... You see last night while he was out drinking with the guys, he was kissed by some twinkie kid   I knew something was up this morning because he seemed really quiet and super upset, when I asked him what was wrong he started crying and told me through his sobs that he was so sorry and that this kid had kissed him. I trust Chris fully so I asked him to tell me what happened. He said that the kid was dancing all over himat this party he went to. and
Davey

Davey

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Bust out the purple candle, bitches

It's Advent! You know what that means; only four (five, technically) weeks until Christmas. So it's time to light the first purple candle in the Advent wreath. Boy, the Catholic church has a lot of silly traditions. Like Easter.   Our Chrsitmas tree is now up and decorated. It took a while, but I at least had the help of my sister. However, Christmas lights are still demonic. They just decide to stop working occasionally, and then you have to take the whole string off only to find that
Bender

Bender

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What a night!

So first I was left all home alone last night, while Chris went out with work friends.. Boo hoo for me lol   So Im sitting on here chatting away as usual to my Sweetie and Bam my phone rings . It was so amazing to hear her voice for the first time After a few awkward ish seconds where we got used to hearing each other for the first time the conversation flowed brilliantly   So while talking my cell went off and Chris was calling to say he was on his way home and wanted me to meet him. So w
Davey

Davey

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STILL smiling! and I can't stop either...

Well, that is about the biggest smiley I can find here, and it is sooooooooo not big enough to compare to the one on my face! OMG! I had the most amazing time since I have been home from work... Rich and I had naked Saturday afternoon, after naked Friday night, after naked really too late to call it Thursday so we'll call it really early naked Friday morning all thanks to Davey and his brilliant ideas! He is a real trend setter!   Besides that I got to play 'Viv's Game' with my new pal...
viv

viv

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I cry a lot

I finally saw "Rent" tonight, and I cried. And cried, and cried, and cried. It was so sad. "Without You" is my new favorite song. I mean, I had always known about it, I just didn't like it as much as I do now that I've seen it in context. Now I feel all empowered, and I want to write really sad songs and stories. I'll get started on that right away. It could take a while.   Well, that's all for this entry.   -psychic psychopath
Bender

Bender

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Dance, Dance

So pretty much all my life I've liked really lively, fast, up tempo music. Which means I was actually very much into the "pop punk" scene because even though the lyrics are usually a little grim, the beat is (IMO) infectious. Actually I usually like the lyrics too, they may be dark, but they're usually witty and full of word play. Anyway as a result of my musical preferences few people would describe me as a sophisticated listener. Does that matter? Nope not a bit, I like it and that's all
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