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MikeL

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Here's a good idea I may use in the next few years:

 

 

 

THE CHILDREN AND CHRISTMAS

 

 

 

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

 

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

 

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

 

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."

 

 

Merry Christmas, everyone.

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I thought I would share this disturbing take on Santa. If you think about it, it's all true.

 

http://vimeo.com/8234515

 

Then I have to tell you where Santa comes from. Well, after seeing those videos again, I must point out that although they are masterpiece in its own form, they may be disturbing for some to see. So I cancelled the embedding. By clicking on links bellow you agree that your curiosity is stronger than your stomach. ;)

 

Part 1

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=g0-ASWyNkzQ

 

Part 2 (K15 rating whatever it is)

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=wsdwYFnh-2Q

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biggrin.gif Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

 

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Remember not to decorate your houses after having a few too many egg nogs and rum.

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