first line Prompt #299 - First Line

[comicfan]

“I’m going to give him a piece of my mind!”

[joann414]

Knight in Lingerie

 

 

"I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!"  KC got up from the table, slipped his feet into his pink slippers with feathers adorning the toe.  "Nobody punches one of my girls".  The tail of his lavender silk housecoat flowed out behind him as he stormed toward the back door. 

 

"KC!  Don't go out there like that.  Anyway, Mr. Freeman outweighs you by a hundred pounds.  He's just mad because I picked one of his roses.  I think he was only trying to scare me when he swung around.  It was probably an accident when he hit me in the eye."  Cassie's voice was desperate, but went unheard.  She watched as KC stomped across the backyard to  Mr. Freeman's yard where the giant of a man was weeding his flower beds.  Scared for KC's safety, she shouted, "Jo Ann.  Come here and hurry up!  KC is fixing to be in trouble!"

 

Jo Ann appeared in the kitchen in jeans, pulling a sweatshirt over her head hurriedly.  "What's going on?  Oh my God!  What happened to your face?"  Jo Ann examined Cassie's eye closely.  "Did KC do this?  He can't be drunk this early in the day."

 

"Of course KC didn't do it.  He knows I'd punch him back.  Mr. Freeman did it because I picked one of his roses.  KC has gone over there to confront him.  You've got to do something.  Mr. Freeman will kill KC."  Cassie jumped from one foot to the other, wringing her hands anxiously.

 

Jo Ann slipped her feet into a pair of crocs.  Opening a kitchen drawer, she got her bb pistol that she used to shoot the squirrels out of her pecan trees.  "Let's go see what's going on before he hurts KC."

 

When they walked into the backyard, Jo Ann exclaimed, "You didn't tell me KC still had on his night clothes.  He's even got on his wig.  Poor thing.  Mr. Freeman will have a real go at him if we don't hurry up."

 

"I am not a flaming pervert you old bully!"  KC blew a blonde ringlet out of his face that had stuck to his pink lip gloss.  The glittery purple eye shadow on his eyes sparkled in the sunlight.  "You had no right to hit Cassie.  I ought to beat your brains out with my slipper if it wouldn't break the heal."  KC shook his slipper at the larger man menacingly.

 

"She stole my property you pansy!"  Mr. Freeman shook his garden troll at KC.l

 

Not backing down, KC popped his hands on his hips, causing the front of his silk robe to gap open, revealing a purple teddy underneath.  "She stole a fucking flower you idiot.  You steal shit out of our garden all the time.  I've seen you!" 

 

Jo Ann and Cassie watched the scene in awe.  KC stomped his foot before continuing.  "If I had a dollar for every tomato you've stolen this year, I could buy groceries for a month.  Now, if you touch one of my girls again, I'll string you up by your gonads and torture you with my toys!"

 

Mr. Freeman's eyes looked like saucers.  "Toys?  What kind of fucking toys?  Who tortures with toys?"

 

Grinning like the devil KC replied.  "Toys that are about twelve inches long, six inches around and vibrate, you old coot.  Your hemorrhoids will be screaming the National Anthem by the time I get through with you.  Now bring your sorry ass over here and apologize to Cassie!

 

Gaining his calm back, Mr. Freeman boasted loudly.  "There's nothing you can do that will make me apologize to her, you faggot."

 

Cassie and Jo Ann watched as KC opened his robe, pulled his cock out of the crotch of his teddy and shook it at the other man.  "Oh yeah?  I'll just tell the missus that you sneak in my window at night and Little Man here has his way with you.  I'll even tell her that I know about the pot leaf you have tattooed on your nut sack.  How about that asshole?"  KC looked smugly at the other man, still shaking his cock proudly.

 

"You wouldn't dare!"  Mr. Freeman cleared his throat loudly before looking around KC at the two women.  "I apologize for my awkward gesture that lead to your black eye Ms. Cassie.  Please forgive me, and if there's anything I can do to alleviate you pain, let me know."

 

As he turned to walk away, KC had one more go at him.  "Here, you can alleviate my pain if your lock your lips onto this."  He shook himself one more time, and then laughed his ass off as Mr. Freeman ran for his back door.

 

The two girls were doubled over in laughter, but the were so proud of their little knight in lingerie.  "So how did you know he had a pot leaf tattooed on his nut sack?"  Cassie and Jo Ann spoke in unison.

 

"Remember I work at a hospital, and you know how nurses gossip."  KC stuck his tongue out at the two women he lived with.  Adjusting the crotch of his teddy, he reached down and got his pink slipper, slipped it on his foot, and then put an arm around each of the girls.  "How about brunch at the bistro in town?  My treat."

 

"Sounds good.  Then we'll take you shopping and treat you to a new teddy and a pedicure."  Jo Ann looked at KC as she spoke, giggling at the delight on his face.

 

"Sure, I want hot pink please.  Feathers on the breast, and crotchless.  I'll have my nails done in purple with pink glittery hearts, and maybe get my brows waxed too."

 

The two girls laughed, knowing they were in for a long day.  But, anything for their hero of the day. 

Edited January 31, 2014 by joann414

[Andy78]

 

Even when KC is the hero, he still gets zinged by the croc.

 

A great read Joann

[wolfwriter]

https://www.gayauthors.org/story/rachelgebhardt/weeklyprompts/3

[comicfan]

My take on this. https://www.gayauthors.org/story/comicfan/apromptaweek/5

[SoullessCynner]

Oh my god. That was hilarious! That was a really awesome story, Jo.

[Kitt]

You never fail to amuse and entertain Joann! Lovely.

[ColumbusGuy]

Here's my story for this one:

 

Jay & Miles Chapter 8--Date Night Mark II

[Timothy M.]

And some Rob discussion in my prompt story https://www.gayauthors.org/story/timothy-m/timothysterriblepromptstories/35

Edited August 27, 2015 by Timothy M.