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[TalonRider]

Swoops in, takes the shiny from the despot then drops him in the moat surrounding the castle.

[Valkyrie]

   

[Marty]

Right lads!

 

I'm away to my bed. 🏨  And shiny  is joining me.

 

See you on the morrow, guys. Last one out lock the doors.

 

Marty <------- sleeping with one eye open

[Valkyrie]

Nice try, weasel.  😛   

[Daddydavek]

...and back to DDK!

[TalonRider]

Starts the day off by taking the shiny back.

 

California will be serving Cooked Sweet Potatoes and Margarita's today. Skip The Straw with your drinks today.

[Slytherin]

  

[Valkyrie]

Bad LBO      

[Slytherin]

Shame shame... Mine  

[Valkyrie]

Cry havoc!  And let loose the penguins of war!  🐧    

[Slytherin]

 

  

[wildone]

23 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Nice try, weasel.  😛   

 

Don't we already have Wesley the Weasel? We can't have 2 weasels You know who I'm talking about, your lickspittle (now where have I heard that before).

 

14 hours ago, TalonRider said:

Starts the day off by taking the shiny back.

 

California will be serving Cooked Sweet Potatoes and Margarita's today. Skip The Straw with your drinks today.

 

I'll pass on the sweet potatoes but my margarita will not have a straw, I gave up straws years ago ⭐

 

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Bad LBO      

 

Why is she bad? She is grumpy, but @Slytherin is never bad Some friend you are @Valkyrie

 

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, wildone said:

 

Don't we already have Wesley the Weasel? We can't have 2 weasels You know who I'm talking about, your lickspittle (now where have I heard that before).

 

 

I'll pass on the sweet potatoes but my margarita will not have a straw, I gave up straws years ago ⭐

 

 

Why is she bad? She is grumpy, but @Slytherin is never bad Some friend you are @Valkyrie

 

@Wesley8890 is a panda roach, not a weasel.  😛  Marty is a weasel because Marty is short for marten, which is a type of weasel   

 

 

[Marty]

56 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

 

  

 

There once was a contestant called slytherin
Who just couldn't seem to stop ditherin'
He hummed and he hawed
About being a lord
But it seems now his hopes they are witherin'

 

*Marty grabs shiny and hides

[Marty]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

@Wesley8890 is a panda roach, not a weasel.  😛  Marty is a weasel because Marty is short for marten, which is a type of weasel   

 

 

 

Marty is short for martin, which is a bird, ya pesky wannabe!

 

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[wildone]

15 minutes ago, Marty said:

 

There once was a contestant called slytherin
Who just couldn't seem to stop ditherin'
He hummed and he hawed
About being a lord
But it seems now his hopes they are witherin'

 

*Marty grabs shiny and hides

 

Um, I don't think Slytherin is a he

 

I foresee much grupyness coming your way in the very near future

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, Marty said:

 

Marty is short for martin, which is a bird, ya pesky wannabe!

 

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No worries Marty, we need more birds in here like we need a root canal

 

And @Valkyrie, all his pictures except the panda, have been from the weasel family, so Wesley the Weasel is quite appropriate... and your lickspittle

 

 

[Marty]

17 minutes ago, wildone said:

Um, I don't think Slytherin is a he

 

Well then he/she/it/they can just ask me to edit it if he/she/it/they wants.

 

17 minutes ago, wildone said:

I foresee much grupyness coming your way in the very near future

 

If I knew what grupyness is, I might be worried (then again I might not). 

 

17 minutes ago, wildone said:

No worries Marty, we need more birds in here like we need a root canal

 

Well at least a martin is a proper bird. It can fly!  (*mumbles something about pesky penguins...)

 

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Edited February 23, 2019 by Marty
Missing something or other

[Valkyrie]

39 minutes ago, Marty said:

 

There once was a contestant called slytherin
Who just couldn't seem to stop ditherin'
He hummed and he hawed
About being a lord
But it seems now his hopes they are witherin'

 

*Marty grabs shiny and hides

The weasel seems to think everyone is a guy.   

20 minutes ago, wildone said:

 

Um, I don't think Slytherin is a he

 

I foresee much grupyness coming your way in the very near future

 

 

And @Valkyrie, all his pictures except the panda, have been from the weasel family, so Wesley the Weasel is quite appropriate... and your lickspittle

 

 

Grupyness?  Is that anything like guppies?  Yum!  🐟  

 

The panda roach is not my lickspittle.  He's my trusted advisor   Unlike your treacherous toady.   

[wildone]

opps, grumpyness amazing, missing a letter makes it look bad

 

That is why Sir @Drew Espinosa is going to skool, so he can take over my rightful kingdom with perfect grammar and spelling

 

 

 

[Marty]

1 minute ago, wildone said:

That is why Sir @Drew Espinosa is going to skool, so he can take over my rightful kingdom with perfect grammar and spelling

 

*whisper* Don't tell anyone, but I have an almost finished limerick that shows Drew's eligibility to Tsardom as being patently flawed. And thanks for confirming his (not hers, its, or theirs) gender for me in that post...

[Wesley8890]

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

@Wesley8890 is a panda roach, not a weasel.  😛  Marty is a weasel because Marty is short for marten, which is a type of weasel   

 

 

Hey you guys summon me? I was just watching Batman cartoons

[wildone]

Hello Wesley the Weasel

 

I see that you come as soon as your infallible leader @Valkyrie summons you

 

See she is trying to give away your genus to others?

 

 

 

 

[Daddydavek]

...and back to the tired grandpa! 

[Wesley8890]

1 hour ago, wildone said:

Hello Wesley the Weasel

 

I see that you come as soon as your infallible leader @Valkyrie summons you

 

See she is trying to give away your genus to others?

 

 

 

 

Darling you know what weasels eat? Chickens. Like you

@Valkyriewant some wings?

Edited February 23, 2019 by Wesley8890

[Valkyrie]

1 hour ago, wildone said:

See she is trying to give away your genus to others?

 

Nope. I'm giving away his species.   (I couldn't resist that one 😛 )

 

6 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Darling you know what weasels eat? Chickens. Like you

@Valkyriewant some wings?

BURN!!  *high five*