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[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor.

Welcome to an Awkward Moment. The King's Supreme Sacrifice for today will be his making and serving his kindgom Lacy Oatmeal Cookies and Sloppy Joes. Today is supposedly World Sleep Day.

[chris191070]

[Zombie]

the problem with cookies...  

 

 

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Zombie said:

the problem with cookies...  

They don't fit through the door? 🤨

[Wesley8890]

Lets hope today is better than yesterday

[chris191070]

[Wesley8890]

I have no cookies

[clochette]

Queen Clo  *hands over cookies*

[Wesley8890]

[astone2292]

13 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

I have no cookies

I'm not buying this. You aren't a true southerner if you don't have at least one box of cookies of some sort in your pantry at all times! I know I have to have my Royal Dansk butter cookies...

My mother keeps Keebler Fudge Stripes. My grandma always had Nilla Wafers. Other grandma had sugar wafers, and that's barely even a cookie! For shame, Wesley.

[chris191070]

 Cookies 

[astone2292]

Just now, chris191070 said:

 Cookies 

You've had so many cookies, you turned the cookie monster into...into....well, whatever that thing is. I think you should look for gym memberships instead of cookies.

[Krista]

[Wesley8890]

15 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

I'm not buying this. You aren't a true southerner if you don't have at least one box of cookies of some sort in your pantry at all times! I know I have to have my Royal Dansk butter cookies...

My mother keeps Keebler Fudge Stripes. My grandma always had Nilla Wafers. Other grandma had sugar wafers, and that's barely even a cookie! For shame, Wesley.

I ate them all im depressed!

[astone2292]

2 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

I ate them all im depressed!

Even the emergency rations? Oh, jeez! I'll send some your way, and I'll include a box of Cheez-its. Would you prefer white cheddar or buffalo wing flavor?

[Wesley8890]

Just now, astone2292 said:

Even the emergency rations? Oh, jeez! I'll send some your way, and I'll include a box of Cheez-its. Would you prefer white cheddar or buffalo wing flavor?

White cheddar please. And do you have the danish wedding cookies in the pink box?

[astone2292]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

White cheddar please. And do you have the danish wedding cookies in the pink box?

I'm ashamed to say I needed to Google the cookies of which you speak of. I...have never seen those cookies in my entire decade-long grocery retail career, sir. What...in the blue blazes are those? Recalling what my store carries, we carry the Archway brand (red and white bag) version of the cookies...

[Wesley8890]

Those Will be accetable. Or just give me pecan sandies

[astone2292]

My store's bakery makes some very floofy cookies that captured my attention. Despite it being March, I thoroughly enjoyed these pumpkin chocolate chip cookies they carry on a year-round basis. This is a very thicc cookie with absolutely no crunchiness to them. They make Chips Ahoy chewy cookies feel like a gingersnap.

Edited March 18, 2021 by astone2292
Thicc needed more emphasis

[chris191070]

25 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

You've had so many cookies, you turned the cookie monster into...into....well, whatever that thing is. I think you should look for gym memberships instead of cookies.

That's a no go, gyms are closed in the UK until at least June.

[astone2292]

1 minute ago, chris191070 said:

That's a no go, gyms are closed in the UK until at least June.

See, y'all are smart. I saw a lady last night use the hood from her hoodie as her mask while she was grocery shopping. Imagine seeing this while she is steering a shopping cart using her elbows. She would put her "mask" away, but pull it up as I walked by, as if I were the mask police. 

[Wesley8890]

58 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

See, y'all are smart. I saw a lady last night use the hood from her hoodie as her mask while she was grocery shopping. Imagine seeing this while she is steering a shopping cart using her elbows. She would put her "mask" away, but pull it up as I walked by, as if I were the mask police. 

Wow

[Valkyrie]

1 hour ago, astone2292 said:

You've had so many cookies, you turned the cookie monster into...into....well, whatever that thing is. I think you should look for gym memberships instead of cookies.

How do you not know who Audrey II is?   

[chris191070]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

How do you not know who Audrey II is?   

[Valkyrie]