Last Post Wins #52

[astone2292]

38 minutes ago, Marty said:

Except when you're fighting over the fake crown...

It's not fighting, but more of a sibling rivalry! 

But when food is served, all the frustration gets put away.

Also, mine

[Marty]

5 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

It's not fighting, but more of a sibling rivalry! 

And isn't it so sad how sibling tantrums can so often end in things getting broken?

 

[Valkyrie]

[TalonRider]

And back to the BoP once again.

Since it's Limerick Day, Roses are red, violets are blue. You have a nose, like a B52.

For the Receptionist's, the School Nurse, and the Third Shift Workers, we will having Nutty Fudge.

[Zombie]

 

9 hours ago, Marty said:

What do you mean, you'll stick with it?

As I understand it, wee Aaron currently owns it...

er, I think you’ll find that legally under the LPWland constitution *blows dust off musty old document and scrutinises spidery handwriting* the cub creature claimant is only a temporary custodian pending possible poisoning by the penguin or some other mishap

 

[Marty]

58 minutes ago, Zombie said:

10 hours ago, Marty said:

As I understand it, wee Aaron currently owns it...

er, I think you’ll find that legally under the LPWland constitution *blows dust off musty old document and scrutinises spidery handwriting* the cub creature claimant is only a temporary custodian pending possible poisoning by the penguin or some other mishap

Tsk! Did you not see my use of the word 'currently' in my comment, oh zombified one?

 

[Marty]

1 hour ago, TalonRider said:

it's Limerick Day

 

[astone2292]

28 minutes ago, Marty said:

Tsk! Did you not see my use of the word 'currently' in my comment, oh zombified one?

 

I think the putrid one thinks Momma Val is going to kick me to the curb. Also...

1 hour ago, Zombie said:

custodian

Excuse me, I stock groceries. If I wanted a meaningless job, I'd kick my co-worker off the Zamboni-sized floor washer and do doughnuts in the produce department. 

[Zombie]

46 minutes ago, Marty said:

Tsk! Did you not see my use of the word 'currently' in my comment, oh zombified one?

 

I like currently. A lovely word. I have nothing against currently *remembers Pete+Dud leg sketch...*

but “owns” I don’t like - that cub critter don’t own nuttin’ 

SNATCH!  

 

21 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

I think the putrid one thinks Momma Val is going to kick me to the curb. Also...

yeah, just make sure you never turn your back on Big Momma

you take care now...

 

[Marty]

4 minutes ago, Zombie said:

I like currently. A lovely word. I have nothing against currently *remembers Pete+Dud leg sketch...*

but “owns” I don’t like - that cub critter don’t own nuttin’ 

SNATCH!  

 

yeah, just make sure you never turn your back on Big Momma

you take care now...

 

I'm currently giggling.

[Marty]

13 minutes ago, Zombie said:

 *remembers Pete+Dud leg sketch...*

I was only about 16 or 17 when I first saw that sketch.

Edited May 12, 2021 by Marty
Clarification

[Valkyrie]

[Marty]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

She really can be a nasty pesky at times. 

[Valkyrie]

  

[astone2292]

56 minutes ago, Zombie said:

that cub critter don’t own nuttin’

You're right, but I prefer to rent. If an appliance breaks in my apartment, I'm not the one to pay for it. Plus, no lawn to mow. 

 

[Marty]

24 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

  

Evil incarnate.

[astone2292]

4 hours ago, TalonRider said:

Third Shift Workers, we will having Nutty Fudge.

*gasp* I'm... I'm being given a gift? My managers only give me the dusty cans of tuna from underneath the shelving... 

[Valkyrie]

11 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

*gasp* I'm... I'm being given a gift? My managers only give me the dusty cans of tuna from underneath the shelving... 

 

  

[astone2292]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 

  

A most welcome gift! Once a year, the managers come bearing pizza, but it is Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready, which is the most inferior pizza known to man. 

Edited May 12, 2021 by astone2292
What is typo?

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

A most welcome gift! Once a year, the managers come bearing pizza, but it is Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready, which is the most inferior pizza known to man. 

We're known for our pizza here.  There's a mom and pop pizza place on just about every corner.  None of that chain restaurant crap.      

[astone2292]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

There's a mom and pop pizza place on just about every corner. 

Neat! We have a bar and church on every corner. Unfortunately, no joint-functions yet.

[Zombie]

 

13 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 

12 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

 A most welcome gift! 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[astone2292]

3 minutes ago, Zombie said:

 

 

 

[Marty]

1 hour ago, astone2292 said:

Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready, which is the most inferior pizza known to man. 

You obviously haven't tried the own brand, economy priced pizzas some of the supermarkets have the audacity to put on their shelves.