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4 hours ago, ReaderPaul said:

     Jeff and Jason stared at the newcomer.  "How did you know we needed help?" Jason asked.
     "Sometimes I know things.  I sensed something going on here, and decided to investigate.  It was simple to get here because I was close enough to sense something going on.  But what have we here?"  Myr pointed at a spot on the wall to the left.
     "Looks like a wall of dirt to me," Jeff said in a tired voice.
     "Poke it with the butt of your gun.  Right there."  Myr pointed.
     Jeff reluctantly tapped the wall with the gun.  The wall gave a bit.  He hit it harder, and a large part of the wall tumbled away, revealing another tunnel.  In the distance, a form was revealed.  Could it be more ants?  The shape did not seem quite right....

As the trio of Jeff, Myr, and Jason looked more closely, the shape separated into two forms -- one a tall and thin human, and a tall, thin insectoid form.  Myr, startled, said questioningly --
     "Bran Tse-Mallory?  Truzenzuzex?  What are you doing in this universe?"
     "We were sucked through a dimensional portal," the human replied.  "Tru and I were investigating these creatures, called G I Ants, when we and many of them ended up here, wherever and whenever this is.  Tru speculates that we may also be in the past.  We certainly don't seem to be in the Humanx Commonwealth.
     "Bran and myself were conducting a thorough investigation of some discrepancies in various locations and star systems. when a strange light and vibration occurred and we ended up in this arena.  The G I Ants seem somewhat disoriented, as are we.  For that matter, what are YOU doing here?  You remind me of a fictional character called Myr, the adventures of which we have read and discussed with our friend, Philip Lynx, also known as Flinx.  But be that as it may, the G I Ants seem not happy to be here, and are being even additionally belligerent above their normal level of belicosity.  And I think I hear more of them coming this direction...."

(I am borrowing the characters of Bran Tse-Mallory and Truzenzuzex from the Flinx & Pip adventures, written by Alan Dean Foster.  Truzenzuzex is a Thranx, a tall and thin insect somewhat like an ant, but highly intelligent,  They won't be here in this adventure long, as Myr will help them get back to their universe quickly.)

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45 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I'm not gonna lie, this one went over my tiny brain. :) 

The musical group Yes’ biggest album was called Fragile. Roundabout, Long Distance Runaround, and Five Per Cent for Nothing were songs on that album.

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15 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

The musical group Yes’ biggest album was called Fragile. Roundabout, Long Distance Runaround, and Five Per Cent for Nothing were songs on that album.

Makes sense I was lost, I don't know if I ever heard a Yes song. If I did, I'm sure I didn't like it.  :)

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36 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Makes sense I was lost, I don't know if I ever heard a Yes song. If I did, I'm sure I didn't like it.  :)

Ouch. I dare you to hate this. It’s 8 1/2 minutes of musical genius.

 

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3 hours ago, Lee Wilson said:

Ouch. I dare you to hate this. It’s 8 1/2 minutes of musical genius.

 

Well that shut him up. Great job @Lee Wilson 😂😂❤️

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1 hour ago, Jeff Burton said:

Well that shut him up. Great job @Lee Wilson 😂😂❤️

I’m sure that trap is only shut temporarily. He’s doing research for his response.

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Posted (edited)
28 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’m sure that trap is only shut temporarily. He’s doing research for his response.

I hope the research material has pictures.

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Posted
Just now, Jeff Burton said:

I hope the material has pictures.

I’m going to hell for that one.

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

I’m going to hell for that one.

The naked chef, playing with his chickens 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

I’m going to hell for that one.

Save me a seat

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Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, ReaderPaul said:

As the trio of Jeff, Myr, and Jason looked more closely, the shape separated into two forms -- one a tall and thin human, and a tall, thin insectoid form.  Myr, startled, said questioningly --
     "Bran Tse-Mallory?  Truzenzuzex?  What are you doing in this universe?"
     "We were sucked through a dimensional portal," the human replied.  "Tru and I were investigating these creatures, called G I Ants, when we and many of them ended up here, wherever and whenever this is.  Tru speculates that we may also be in the past.  We certainly don't seem to be in the Humanx Commonwealth.
     "Bran and myself were conducting a thorough investigation of some discrepancies in various locations and star systems. when a strange light and vibration occurred and we ended up in this arena.  The G I Ants seem somewhat disoriented, as are we.  For that matter, what are YOU doing here?  You remind me of a fictional character called Myr, the adventures of which we have read and discussed with our friend, Philip Lynx, also known as Flinx.  But be that as it may, the G I Ants seem not happy to be here, and are being even additionally belligerent above their normal level of belicosity.  And I think I hear more of them coming this direction...."

(I am borrowing the characters of Bran Tse-Mallory and Truzenzuzex from the Flinx & Pip adventures, written by Alan Dean Foster.  Truzenzuzex is a Thranx, a tall and thin insect somewhat like an ant, but highly intelligent,  They won't be here in this adventure long, as Myr will help them get back to their universe quickly.)

     "Tru, do you have any ideas how we can get back to our universe?" Bran Tse-Mallory asked his friend.
     "I have one," Myr responded.  "I can send you back if we act quickly before the dimensional rift is fully healed.  But we need to act quickly, probably in the next ten minutes of so.  However, more of the G I Ants are on the way.  You two who have been fighting them here.  What are your names?"
     "I'm Jason," responded the talented guy with the special lens.  "And the shy one here is Jeff."
     Jeff tiredly managed a facial expression which might have been a half-smile.  "Hi.  Do any of you have more ammunition that will fit my weapons?  I'm getting low."
     A somewhat scrabbling sound seemed somewhat close.  Myr strongly suggested to Jason, "Get the lens ready!"  But this time five more of the G I Ants were coming toward them from the first tunnel....

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10 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I take Wednesday's off!  

If I remember correctly, until recently you were working 7 days a week and trying to set things up to allow you to get a day off. That's good that you managed it, we all need some rest.

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3 hours ago, ReaderPaul said:

     "Tru, do you have any ideas how we can get back to our universe?" Bran Tse-Mallory asked his friend.
     "I have one," Myr responded.  "I can send you back if we act quickly before the dimensional rift is fully healed.  But we need to act quickly, probably in the next ten minutes of so.  However, more of the G I Ants are on the way.  You two who have been fighting them here.  What are your names?"
     "I'm Jason," responded the talented guy with the special lens.  "And the shy one here is Jeff."
     Jeff tiredly managed a facial expression which might have been a half-smile.  "Hi.  Do any of you have more ammunition that will fit my weapons?  I'm getting low."
     A somewhat scrabbling sound seemed somewhat close.  Myr strongly suggested to Jason, "Get the lens ready!"  But this time five more of the G I Ants were coming toward them from the first tunnel....

A tired Jeff boy does that track.

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2 hours ago, Davide said:

If I remember correctly, until recently you were working 7 days a week and trying to set things up to allow you to get a day off. That's good that you managed it, we all need some rest.

I think he meant from us. 😂

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

I think he meant from us. 😂

Lmao, fair. A rest from this group chat's thread's craziness is also a good idea.

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3 minutes ago, Davide said:

Lmao, fair. A rest from this group chat's thread's craziness is also a good idea.

Only problem with that is, catching up can be brutal.

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@Jason Rimbaud -- you are much better at fight scenes than I am.  You or someone else should write the next part of G I Ants.

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23 hours ago, Davide said:

If I remember correctly, until recently you were working 7 days a week and trying to set things up to allow you to get a day off. That's good that you managed it, we all need some rest.

I hired a nice young woman to be me so I don't have to work 90 hours a week. So lately I've been leaving around six pm on Tuesday night, and take all of Wednesday off. 

21 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

I think he meant from us. 😂

Not just from GA, from everything. I didn't do much of anything yesterday. But I have a new Tuesday night undies story to share!  :) 

21 hours ago, Lee Wilson said:

Only problem with that is, catching up can be brutal.

I know I'm going to miss stuff, I'll do my best!  

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17 hours ago, ReaderPaul said:

@Jason Rimbaud -- you are much better at fight scenes than I am.  You or someone else should write the next part of G I Ants.

I'm on it, you have two new parts I haven't yet read. Thanks for covering during my timeoff!  

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8 hours ago, Davide said:

Damn!
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That's some grade A silliness right there. We should be proud or ashamed, I'm not sure which it is. 

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