Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 hours ago, Lee Wilson said:

The room incited suicide or murder, didn’t actually commit murder. And projecting memories, or past events is more believable to me than returning in any way from dead. Dead is dead. You might bring up ‘After the Light Fails,’ but Red was non-corporeal in that one. Coming back in any physical way just don’t cut it for me.

Thanks for the one of your favorite people, though.

That is actually kind of cool way to think about things. Does that go for fantasy as well, like with magic and dragons? I am so fascinated. 

For me it's reading about stories with kid protagonists, I don't find them believable. I guess we all have our things.  But not to brag, I'm probably weirder than you.  

[Lee Wilson]

16 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

That is actually kind of cool way to think about things. Does that go for fantasy as well, like with magic and dragons? I am so fascinated.

Fantasy is different, dragons are not so far removed from dinosaurs, which were real. Magic, most of it is sleight of hand. It’s easier to picture things that are typically unbelievable if they’re not real. Dead people are real, so the living dead makes no sense to me. Zombies are a big pass for me too.

17 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

For me it's reading about stories with kid protagonists, I don't find them believable. I guess we all have our things.  But not to brag, I'm probably weirder than you.

I try to make those believable. I think, maybe I’m wrong, that what I write with children as the main characters is completely possible in the real world. Lots of it I wish wasn’t though, like abuse.

[Jason Rimbaud]

8 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

Fantasy is different, dragons are not so far removed from dinosaurs, which were real. Magic, most of it is sleight of hand. It’s easier to picture things that are typically unbelievable if they’re not real. Dead people are real, so the living dead makes no sense to me. Zombies are a big pass for me too.

I try to make those believable. I think, maybe I’m wrong, that what I write with children as the main characters is completely possible in the real world. Lots of it I wish wasn’t though, like abuse.

That makes complete sense to me. Not to go off an a rant here, but I think zombie's are a big pass for me too. If you break it down, they are dead, and for some reason crave brains, fine, but since even in Zombie lore they are dead, all living tissue when it dies start to rot, zombies would be a bad thing for about two months and then they would rot away and wouldn't be able to walk, move, ETC ETC. Zombie stories are not my cup of tea. 

As for vampires, I have a lot of issue with much of the lore. As it is commonly written and accepted in Hollywood/TV Shows/Books, I have a few problems. First, why would drinking blood give you super human strength, Second, how does drinking blood allow you to change form, Third, how could they have sex, Fourth, why would sunlight kill you? Don't get me started with all the problems I have with werewolves (i know I should be calling them shifters but...). 

So keeping in mind all the issues you just raised, I think I am going to attempt to create a lore about vampires and werewolves that would fit into your criteria. My end goal would be to write a vampire story that you could read. 

[Lee Wilson]

28 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

That makes complete sense to me. Not to go off an a rant here, but I think zombie's are a big pass for me too. If you break it down, they are dead, and for some reason crave brains, fine, but since even in Zombie lore they are dead, all living tissue when it dies start to rot, zombies would be a bad thing for about two months and then they would rot away and wouldn't be able to walk, move, ETC ETC. Zombie stories are not my cup of tea. 

As for vampires, I have a lot of issue with much of the lore. As it is commonly written and accepted in Hollywood/TV Shows/Books, I have a few problems. First, why would drinking blood give you super human strength, Second, how does drinking blood allow you to change form, Third, how could they have sex, Fourth, why would sunlight kill you? Don't get me started with all the problems I have with werewolves (i know I should be calling them shifters but...). 

So keeping in mind all the issues you just raised, I think I am going to attempt to create a lore about vampires and werewolves that would fit into your criteria. My end goal would be to write a vampire story that you could read. 

I will attempt to read it when it is done. I will not promise to finish it however. But I will try, because I consider you a friend.

[CassieQ]

50 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

As for vampires, I have a lot of issue with much of the lore. As it is commonly written and accepted in Hollywood/TV Shows/Books, I have a few problems. First, why would drinking blood give you super human strength, Second, how does drinking blood allow you to change form, Third, how could they have sex, Fourth, why would sunlight kill you? Don't get me started with all the problems I have with werewolves (i know I should be calling them shifters but...). 

 

As for your fourth point, originally Dracula and Carmilla, some of the earlier vampires in literature, were not killed by sunlight, but their powers were diminished.  Nosferatu, I think, started the mythology about sunlight being lethal.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 hour ago, CassieQ said:

As for your fourth point, originally Dracula and Carmilla, some of the earlier vampires in literature, were not killed by sunlight, but their powers were diminished.  Nosferatu, I think, started the mythology about sunlight being lethal.  

See you know more about the lore than I do, I have extensive knowledge regarding popular modern movies/tv/books.

I don't think I've ever read Dracula or Nosferatu.

My introduction to vampires was The Lost Boys, and I fell in love with it because of Kiefer Sutherland, or should I say that's when I first fell in love with Kiefer Sutherland. It wasn't until the show 24 when I fell in love with his ass. But that's neither here or over there. 

Next was John Carpenter Vampires, which brought in the whole Catholic church lore for me. 

What was I talking about, sorry I'm such a fanboy for Kiefer, I've even seen him in concert and got one of his picks. Though I wasn't brave enough to ask for a picture while cupping his package like I did with Penn Jillette, Penn said yes, one of my favorite pictures. Have a matching one with Teller, who can talk. 

[CassieQ]

8 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

See you know more about the lore than I do, I have extensive knowledge regarding popular modern movies/tv/books.

I don't think I've ever read Dracula or Nosferatu.

My introduction to vampires was The Lost Boys, and I fell in love with it because of Kiefer Sutherland, or should I say that's when I first fell in love with Kiefer Sutherland. It wasn't until the show 24 when I fell in love with his ass. But that's neither here or over there. 

Next was John Carpenter Vampires, which brought in the whole Catholic church lore for me. 

I have a WIP with a character who is obsessed with vampires, so I have to know enough to not sound dumb.  But my knowledge base is more book related, yours sounds more movie related.  I might have to pick your brain sometime.

[Jason Rimbaud]

14 hours ago, Lee Wilson said:

I will attempt to read it when it is done. I will not promise to finish it however. But I will try, because I consider you a friend.

So I'm really excited, first to hear you at least attempt to read it, but also because I stayed up half the night and have a fifteen page outline including a synopsis of the lore. And I did some quick google searches and some research this morning and I don't think I've ever seen an origin story about vampires presented in this manner before. And I think I found a solution to all your objections, not about zombie's because, those aren't real. 

I also don't know when I'll even start it because I am going to get back on track with GB and stop getting sidetracked, I think, as my number one mission. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

So I've been gone for two months to handle a few personal things regarding my restaurant, who knew I'd actually get busier. 

Anyway, in the two months I was focusing on myself, I am seeing an overwhelming amount of ads everywhere, especially in the stories section. Is this something new or has it always been there and I hadn't noticed? 

And if I upgraded my membership do the ads go away? Because they are seriously ruining the enjoyment of reading the stories. 

[ReaderPaul]

I upgraded my account to Premium  some time ago and ads went away.  It was worth it,  especially on my phone.   Wasn't much problem on my desktop computer,  but made a huge difference on my phone.  If a person can afford it -- well worth the savings of time. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Not sure where I've been the last twenty-four hours but I just found out that Charlie Kirk was assassinated. 

Like him or hate him, I fear his death is going to be co-opted by certain people to further divide our country. 

There is so much to say but this isn't the forum so I'll just say...

I guess my empathy only goes so far

J 

[Jason Rimbaud]

To borrow a phrase from Cassie, 

Things to do to annoy your caterer...

Not following through on what was asked for, what you said you'd provide. So I could not deliver on my promise to provide services when I don't have the equipment I said I could provide but you declined because you knew a guy. 

Coming to me in the middle of the event and complaining we are too slow when we asked for four industrial sized fryers, and we got two baby fryers that could have been at home in a childrens playset. 

The fryers I wanted we could cook eighty pounds of chicken at a time. The fryers you provided we could cook twenty pieces at a time. There was six thousand people at your event, do the math and see if the reason we were slow makes any kind of sense. 

I could go on but my brain hurts

 

PS; Our kitchen being seventy yards away from our booth didn't help either. 

Edited September 18, 2025 by Jason Rimbaud

[CassieQ]

I'm glad to have inspired you.   

[Jason Rimbaud]

One bright morning in the middle of the night

Two blind men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

The deaf policeman heard the noise

And came to shoot the two dead boys

If you don't believe this lie is true

Just ask the blind man he saw it too

 

Edited September 20, 2025 by Jason Rimbaud
Because of leeWilson mamma

[Lee Wilson]

14 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

One dark morning in the middle of the night

Two blind men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

The deaf policeman heard the noise

And came to arrest the two dead boys

If you don't believe this ditty is true

Just ask the blind man he saw it too

 

I heard it “one bright day” and “came and killed the two dead boys”

YY U R YY U B, YY U R YY 4 ME

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I heard it “one bright day” and “came and killed the two dead boys”

YY U R YY U B, YY U R YY 4 ME

Come to think of it, both corrections are right. My dad used to tell me that all the time many moons ago. 

And thank you for the compliment but I'm not wise, I'm an alligator. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

For the first time in years, like over fifteen easily, I wrote a new poem. 

It's a sweet little thing about picking up your "other" for a date. It's called RipTide.  

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

So I own a restaurant in San Francisco. And a block over, for the last two years, since we've been open, there has been construction of a new building. The slowness of construction is hysterical. In Asia they are putting up skyscrapers in six months. To put up a ten story building, it has taken over two years and they aren't close to finishing. 

Over the last two years, I've come to know quite a few of the workers as they often eat lunch at my restaurant. One of those workers is named Connor. 

Connor is a tall, lanky, scruffy fellow who has always been respectful and very nice. He normally calls his order in and then comes picks it up. Over the two years we have become friendly, usual pleasantries, nothing personal very superficial. 

He never said it but I've gotten the vibe he is also gay and might have an innocent crush on me. Mainly because a few months ago, he had called in his order like always, and when he came in I was bending over grabbing something from the cooler. When I turned around I saw him staring at my ass. He blushed and then lost his ability to speak. 

I thought it was cute someone thought my ass is attractive. I don't think many people think that now that I'm fifty. But back in the day, I could stop traffic with it.  no bragging, I am a reformed slut so I know the power of my back there assets. 

So today, Connor called his order as usual but when he arrived to pay, I wasn't behind the register, my husband was. And after Connor paid, he actually decided to stay. So once Connor is seated at a table, my husband walks over and says, "If that guy keeps staring at you I'm going to kick him in the nuts." 

I love it when my husband gets jealous. Like I said, I'm fifty and not many guys hit on my anymore. I definitely married up, my husband is hot as fuck and could easily pass for an early thirty year old though he's...that's not important. 

Now, Connor is finished and he walks over to me and says, "My job is almost done so after next week, I will no longer be a regular." 

Then, he asks if we could get a drink together sometime.

So I did the only thing I can think to do. I reply, "Let me ask my husband." 

Connor's eyes go wide and he started apologizing profusely. My husband stares at me and I respond, "Hey, its not my fault, I told him I was married." 

Connor sticks up for me, and then they start chatting about who knows what because now I'm busy helping other customers. After five minutes, my husband informs me that we are having drinks with Connor and his wife next Wednesday. What the fuck just happened? 

I'm not sure what the fuck happened but now I have to meet two strangers for drinks and I didn't want to in the first place. 

PS: After I got home from work. Connor wants to open a restaurant in his small hick town and wanted to go out for drinks to pick my brain about opening a restaurant. He's not gay, and at fifty, no one looks at my ass anymore. 

 

J

[Lee Wilson]

I’m a bit older than 50, but send me a photo, I wouldn’t mind looking at your ass. I get compliments on mine on, well, I won’t say exactly where on the internet, other than from the wife. If I ever make it to SF, I promise to stare for at least 3 minutes.

[Jason Rimbaud]

37 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’m a bit older than 50, but send me a photo, I wouldn’t mind looking at your ass. I get compliments on mine on, well, I won’t say exactly where on the internet, other than from the wife. If I ever make it to SF, I promise to stare for at least 3 minutes.

See these are the types of comments I shouldn’t respond too. I’ve never been shy about my body and just might take you up on the joke, I mean offer.  
and just FYI, even when I was young older guys turned me on, so it was a surprise to everyone when I married someone younger.  
and you wouldn’t be able to only stare for three minutes, 

 

j 

[Lee Wilson]

4 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

and you wouldn’t be able to only stare for three minutes

I did say “at least”

[Jason Rimbaud]

7 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I did say “at least”

Without touching?   😜😜. Impossible 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Now I’m confused.  I don’t send it.  😊😍

[Jason Rimbaud]

Next came the sock aisle and when they both reached for the same package of black anklet socks, Jason grabbed Daniel’s hand and declared, “I always wear black.” 

“So do I,” Daniel said as he pointed to his bare feet inside his sandal. 

“You aren’t wearing socks,” Jason said as he grabbed two packets of black socks. “You get another color so we don’t get them mixed up.” 

“What do you mean?” Daniel asked as he grabbed a package of black and gray anklet socks. 

“I am not wearing socks you wore on your stinky feet,” Jason declared as he put one more package of each color in the cart. 

“You don’t want to mistakenly wear socks that are clean on the off chance I wore them first?” Daniel asked incredulously. 

“That’s right, that’s really fucking gross,” Jason said in a disgusted tone. 

“This coming from the boy that borrows my underwear more times than I’d like,” Daniel said with a grin. 

“I don’t happen to think your balls and cock are gross,” Jason said with a dismissive wave. “But those feet, makes me shiver.” 

“You are weird.” 

“Speaking of underwear, let’s see if we can find something sexy for us,” Jason declared as he headed over to the nearest display. 

“Why do we need to have something sexy?” Daniel asked in a curious tone. 

“If all I have to look at for the next four weeks is your ass, I at least want it to be covered in something sexy, preferably silky and soft,” Jason said and then broke out laughing. 

“Since all you wear is boxer briefs,” Daniel called out after him. “You wouldn’t know sexy undies if it…”

“What?” 

“I had something for that,” Daniel said as he lost his train of thought. 

Daniel rumaged around but couldn’t find anything he really liked. They were all pretty standard and even Jason commented, “I don’t see anything like the type you buy.” 

“These are for straight boys,” Daniel said in disgust. 

“Where do you buy all those crazy underwear anyway?” Jason asked intently. 

“Online mostly,” Daniel admitted. “I just go to amazon and type in gay underwear.” 

Jason rolled his eyes and replied, “Of course you do.” 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Daniel walked into the dressing room, which was nothing but a curtain in front of a small three sided box. He dropped his pants and was just about to try on the jeans when Jason slid inside the small space.

"What fresh hell is this?" Daniel muttered as he moved all the way to the back wall to accommodate the both of them. 

"What? I need to try on my shorts," Jason said as he pushed his shorts down to his ankles.

"You know there's another dressing room right next to this one," Daniel said as he turned Joel's head in that direction. "Right there." 

"That one smells Daniel baby," Joel replied as he struggled to pull up a loud crazy pair of shorts he had put in his basket.

The space was so small their bodies were pressed together and though it was not unpleasant, it was nearly impossible for him to bend over to pull up his jeans.

"What do you think?" Joel asked as he looked down at the shorts.

Daniel shook his head. "Too small."

"You think?" Jason asked as squirmed around. He leaned forward a bit and added, "How do they look from the back?" 

Jason had been weirdly flirting and touching him all day. And with a few exceptions, Daniel had been pretty hands off. But seeing the tight shorts stretched across Jason's ass, he threw good sense to the wind.

Daniel ran his fingers across Jason's ass. Then he squeezed one cheek tightly and said, "My original assessment stands, they are too tight. Though they do accentuate your perky booty."

Jason turned back around and asked, "How does it make my bulge look?" 

Daniel swallowed nervously as he looked down. "Um, a bit bigger than when you first put them on." 

Jason looked down. "I am kind of chubbing up, apparently I like people touching my ass." 

"You're like a thirteen year old boy with no control," Daniel murmured as he stared at Jason's crotch. 

"I'm not hard yet," Jason assured him with a grin. "Now, let's try those pants on you." 

Daniel stood on one foot and slipped his other foot inside the pant leg. He nearly fell over but Jason grabbed him by the hips to steady him. Jason said softly, "Why do you know the frequency thirteen year olds dicks lose control?" 

Daniel buttoned his jeans and held his arms out as if to say, what do you think. 

Jason looked down and then still holding on to the boy's hips, he spun him around. He ran his hand over Daniel's ass and then smacked it hard.

Daniel yelped softly and then was spun around again. Then Jason did something Daniel's mother used to do when she checked the tightness of the waist. Except instead of putting his finger at the side to check the tightness, he slipped his fingers inside right over the boy's crotch and then tugged at the waist. 

"Oh, you're letting your pubes grow out," Jason commented absently. 

Daniel blushed and then noticed the now sizeable lump in Jason's shorts. He whispered softly in Jason's ear, "Looks like you like touching people's ass even more." 

Now it was Jason's turn to blush as he replied, "Ignore it, it'll go away I'm sure." 

Jason moved his hand from side to side. He could feel the stubble on the back of his fingers. He giggled as he removed his hand. "It's a yes on the pants." 

"Well, it's a hard pass on those shorts," Daniel remarked as grabbed the sides of Jason's shorts. 

He pulled and the shorts slide down and the waistband got caught on Jason's semi-hard dick before smashing into the boy's balls. Jason grimaced as he said, "Ouch." 

With the shorts passed his bulge, Daniel leaned forward so he could push the shorts all the way down the boy's legs. He suddenly realized his head was a few inches away from Jason's dick. He caught a whiff that brought a smile to his face. 

He took one last look at the dick in front of his face before he stood back up. He looked into Jason's curious eyes and said, "Your turn."

Daniel held his arms outstretched. Jason stared at him for a moment before he said, "You don't think I'm gonna do it."

"You started this game," Daniel said softly. "It's okay to admit defeat."

"If we wind up married because neither one of us can give up, it's not my fault," Jason said with a smirk. Then he moved his hands to the buttons and slowly pulled them apart.