Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just a few scenes from my new story. About two friends on a boat. One is straight, Jason, and one is gay, Daniel, and their discovery over the course of six weeks as the navigate their growing attraction to one another. Oh yeah, did I mention Jason's girlfriend is best friends with Daniel. Oh what a web they weave. 

[chris191070]

7 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Daniel walked into the dressing room, which was nothing but a curtain in front of a small three sided box. He dropped his pants and was just about to try on the jeans when Jason slid inside the small space.

"What fresh hell is this?" Daniel muttered as he moved all the way to the back wall to accommodate the both of them. 

"What? I need to try on my shorts," Jason said as he pushed his shorts down to his ankles.

"You know there's another dressing room right next to this one," Daniel said as he turned Joel's head in that direction. "Right there." 

"That one smells Daniel baby," Joel replied as he struggled to pull up a loud crazy pair of shorts he had put in his basket.

The space was so small their bodies were pressed together and though it was not unpleasant, it was nearly impossible for him to bend over to pull up his jeans.

"What do you think?" Joel asked as he looked down at the shorts.

Daniel shook his head. "Too small."

"You think?" Jason asked as squirmed around. He leaned forward a bit and added, "How do they look from the back?" 

Jason had been weirdly flirting and touching him all day. And with a few exceptions, Daniel had been pretty hands off. But seeing the tight shorts stretched across Jason's ass, he threw good sense to the wind.

Daniel ran his fingers across Jason's ass. Then he squeezed one cheek tightly and said, "My original assessment stands, they are too tight. Though they do accentuate your perky booty."

Jason turned back around and asked, "How does it make my bulge look?" 

Daniel swallowed nervously as he looked down. "Um, a bit bigger than when you first put them on." 

Jason looked down. "I am kind of chubbing up, apparently I like people touching my ass." 

"You're like a thirteen year old boy with no control," Daniel murmured as he stared at Jason's crotch. 

"I'm not hard yet," Jason assured him with a grin. "Now, let's try those pants on you." 

Daniel stood on one foot and slipped his other foot inside the pant leg. He nearly fell over but Jason grabbed him by the hips to steady him. Jason said softly, "Why do you know the frequency thirteen year olds dicks lose control?" 

Daniel buttoned his jeans and held his arms out as if to say, what do you think. 

Jason looked down and then still holding on to the boy's hips, he spun him around. He ran his hand over Daniel's ass and then smacked it hard.

Daniel yelped softly and then was spun around again. Then Jason did something Daniel's mother used to do when she checked the tightness of the waist. Except instead of putting his finger at the side to check the tightness, he slipped his fingers inside right over the boy's crotch and then tugged at the waist. 

"Oh, you're letting your pubes grow out," Jason commented absently. 

Daniel blushed and then noticed the now sizeable lump in Jason's shorts. He whispered softly in Jason's ear, "Looks like you like touching people's ass even more." 

Now it was Jason's turn to blush as he replied, "Ignore it, it'll go away I'm sure." 

Jason moved his hand from side to side. He could feel the stubble on the back of his fingers. He giggled as he removed his hand. "It's a yes on the pants." 

"Well, it's a hard pass on those shorts," Daniel remarked as grabbed the sides of Jason's shorts. 

He pulled and the shorts slide down and the waistband got caught on Jason's semi-hard dick before smashing into the boy's balls. Jason grimaced as he said, "Ouch." 

With the shorts passed his bulge, Daniel leaned forward so he could push the shorts all the way down the boy's legs. He suddenly realized his head was a few inches away from Jason's dick. He caught a whiff that brought a smile to his face. 

He took one last look at the dick in front of his face before he stood back up. He looked into Jason's curious eyes and said, "Your turn."

Daniel held his arms outstretched. Jason stared at him for a moment before he said, "You don't think I'm gonna do it."

"You started this game," Daniel said softly. "It's okay to admit defeat."

"If we wind up married because neither one of us can give up, it's not my fault," Jason said with a smirk. Then he moved his hands to the buttons and slowly pulled them apart. 

 

Very interesting, I want to read much more about Jason and Daniel.

[Jason Rimbaud]

30 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

Very interesting, I want to read much more about Jason and Daniel.

Okay, do you have an email address. I'll share with you the first six chapters, you could be my test subject, see if the story is worth my time to finish it. 

[chris191070]

5 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Okay, do you have an email address. I'll share with you the first six chapters, you could be my test subject, see if the story is worth my time to finish it. 

I've sent you a PM with it.

[Jason Rimbaud]

So I think a few of you know I own a restaurant. We kind of have a sports bar with TV's everywhere and straight bros yelling and cheering at people who can't hear them do a sport they could play if they wanted to. 

So I put all the sports ball teams on all the TV's but one. That TV is mine, and I chose what I want to watch for that day. And I'll do themed watches. Like one day it might be all old monster movies, like Godzilla, Them, It Came From Beneath The Sea. Other days it might be disaster movies like Armegedon, First Impact, The Day After Tomorrow. 

For the last three weeks it was StarGate SG1. I started at Season One, Episode One, and played all ten seasons. 

That ended last night, so I decided it would be Jack Bauer day. I started Season One, Episode One of 24. We all know the beauty that is Keifer's ass. Well, today, I have a group of guys that asked me to turn off the sound to the sports balls teams, and play 24. So I have a dining room full of people all watching Episode 10 of the first season of 24. And every time Jack says damnit, they all take a drink. 

I am slowly but surely breaking straights of the bad habit of watching sports balls. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

So I am currently re-writing/editing a story I wrote a few years ago. And I had invented a fictional Boy Band named Boys of Creation, mainly because no one had that name. 

Today, on a whim, I checked, wouldn't you know it. A christian band is using that name with a few songs out on Spotify. 

So now I have to come up with another name that isn't being used. Maybe I'll just called them Generic White Guys. 

 

[Ron]

7 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Maybe I'll just called them Generic White Guys. 

It’s just so damn hard to get a copyright nowadays! 

[Lee Wilson]

13 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

So I am currently re-writing/editing a story I wrote a few years ago. And I had invented a fictional Boy Band named Boys of Creation, mainly because no one had that name. 

Today, on a whim, I checked, wouldn't you know it. A christian band is using that name with a few songs out on Spotify. 

So now I have to come up with another name that isn't being used. Maybe I'll just called them Generic White Guys. 

 

Feel free to use a joke one I used in The Black Aura:

As I was being introduced to the stars and slackers, sounds like a name for a bad rock band

Edited November 7, 2025 by Lee Wilson
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[Jason Rimbaud]

How to lose 11.4 pounds in 30 hours.

Get a stomach virus...though I did get a glimpse of my future and the need to use depends. So there's that. 

[Ron]

9 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

How to lose 11.4 pounds in 30 hours.

Sorry, man. I’ve been blowing my nose and coughing up my lungs for the last eighteen days, so I feel ya. I am sorry to say that my poor health has not resulted in the loss of even one pound — just the opposite. I blame the easy calories I’ve been eating due to lack of interest in standing at the stove while hacking away.

[Krista]

Tis the golden time of year for every little critter to be crawling around waiting to pounce on our immune systems..  

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

So after three days of the worst pain I've been in since I quit pills over twenty years ago, I'm finally feeling a bit better. Grand total after three days, 11.8 pounds lost, three days of work, and I watched the entire series of Suite Life on Deck for some weird reason. 

I've eaten two cans of soap (Probably why I'm sick if I'm eating soap), a packet of saltines, a billion gallons of water to stay hydrated. 

Over all, I do not recommend food poisoning, 

J

[chris191070]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

So after three days of the worst pain I've been in since I quit pills over twenty years ago, I'm finally feeling a bit better. Grand total after three days, 11.8 pounds lost, three days of work, and I watched the entire series of Suite Life on Deck for some weird reason. 

I've eaten two cans of soap (Probably why I'm sick if I'm eating soap), a packet of saltines, a billion gallons of water to stay hydrated. 

Over all, I do not recommend food poisoning, 

J

Glad to hear, your starting to feel better.

[Lee Wilson]

5 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I've eaten two cans of soap (Probably why I'm sick if I'm eating soap),

I have seen bars of soap, and bottles of liquid soap, but where do you get it in a can from? 😈

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I have seen bars of soap, and bottles of liquid soap, but where do you get it in a can from? 😈

Californians have access to amazing things not available to the rest of the country. That's why everyone hates us.  

[Ron]

5 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

That's why everyone hates us.

I can personally guarantee you that nobody hates you for your canned soap. 🤮

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Ron said:

I can personally guarantee you that nobody hates you for your canned soap. 🤮

They like me, they really like me!  

[Ron]

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

They like me, they really like me!

Yes, well, Sally Field said this also. But did they, did they really… .

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, Ron said:

Yes, well, Sally Field said this also. But did they, did they really… .

No one likes Sally Field, not even Sally Field. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

So with everything else on my plate, a few weeks ago I suddenly woke in the middle of the night with a new story idea. I know, I have so many other things going right now I can't let myself get distracted by another story. 

But like a good idiot, I quickly wrote down the basic outline and then went back to bed. I thought I'd put it in my idea folder and forget about it while I try to finish Tyler's Dilemma. But over the last few weeks, the idea wouldn't go away. I thought about it on the train to work, during work, while reading Krista's amazing story Learned To Lie, as I convalesced for three days getting over my sickness, and as I did my husbandly duties. 

Don't be pervs, I meant washing laundry, cleaning the house, doing dishes. Jeesh.

So today I figured I'd open that outline and take a look at what I had. That led to another thing and before I knew it, I started writing a new short story. Luckily it won't be that long, just a quicky, a flash in the pan, but if I don't get it out, I won't be able to work on anything else. 

[Ron]

29 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Don't be pervs, I meant washing laundry, cleaning the house, doing dishes. Jeesh.

Methinks that thou protests too much. 
 

Edit: Dos’t — I forgot to add dos’t, as in: ‘thou dos’t protest too much.’ 

Edited November 19, 2025 by Ron

[Jason Rimbaud]

31 minutes ago, Ron said:

Methinks that thou protests too much. 
 

Edit: Dos’t — I forgot to add dos’t, as in: ‘thou dos’t protest too much.’ 

I have never protested in fulfilling my husbandly duties I'll have you know. I love doing laundry. I get to fold undies.   

[Ron]

2 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I get to fold undies

I did an experiment on undies once (please see my dissertation in my status update: Why does my underwear turn inside out in the wash and dry? And if I turn all of my underwear inside out before washing and drying will it then turn right side out?) Regardless of the result, I still had to fold them. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

17 minutes ago, Ron said:

I did an experiment on undies once (please see my dissertation in my status update: Why does my underwear turn inside out in the wash and dry? And if I turn all of my underwear inside out before washing and drying will it then turn right side out?) Regardless of the result, I still had to fold them. 

You're supposed to turn all your clothes inside out to wash them so the colors don't fade, especially jeans. And for some gross guys, undies. 

 

[Ron]

@Jason Rimbaud I've been turning my jeans inside out for years and years. It's solid advice for everyone unless you actually want to fade your jeans.