House of Cards: Renewal

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, clochette said:

You'll destroy your own birthday?   weirdo

I'm destroying @dughlas's alert system.

[clochette]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That twitching dog needs to be put down...

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, clochette said:

D-Day minus 1 hour

Wrong! I was born at 6 in the morning, so we have 14 hours to go before my birthday actually begins.

Edited April 7 by Drew Espinosa

[clochette]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm destroying @dughlas's alert system.

It's okay, we don't really need it, we all remember your birthday

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, Headstall said:

I smell a birthday coming! 

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Wrong! I was born at 6 in the morning, so we have 14 hours to go.

7 here is France  

I'll set my alarm just for you

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, clochette said:

7 here is France  

The doctors used Central Time to record the time of my birth, not Central European Time.

[dughlas]

4 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm pleased to inform everyone that the Happy Birthday Drew broadcast system has been defunded. The money saved will be better spent on things that actually matter: expanding my nuclear arsenal!

S'okay. A very generous donor has stepped in to provide private funding.

[dughlas]

49 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Using [redacted] in a sentence is by definition bullying.

What? You mean Drewth? It's prefectly acceptable to use Drewth in SC. Nothing in the criminal codes precludes using Drewth nor does it define the use of Drewth as bullying.

[dughlas]

3 hours ago, Headstall said:

I smell a birthday coming! 

Yeah. I burned a cake in honor of Drew. Got the windows open the smoke should clear soon.

[dughlas]

42 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The doctors used Central Time to record the time of my birth, not Central European Time.

I have a couple of friends who actually celebrate the entire month of their birthday. Imagine how much fun we could have doing that for you.

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That twitching dog needs to be put down...

You bitch

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Using [redacted] in a sentence is by definition bullying.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

S'okay. A very generous donor has stepped in to provide private funding.

Any and all donors will be arrested.

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

Nothing in the criminal codes precludes using [redacted] nor does it define the use of [redacted] as bullying.

Texas law supersedes South Carolina.  

[Drew Espinosa]

33 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You bitch

29 minutes ago, spike382 said:

If y'all promise never to use [redacted] ever again, then I might just agree with y'all regarding what my age is.  

[spike382]

16 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

If y'all promise never to use [redacted] ever again, then I might just agree with y'all regarding what my age is.  

[Drew Espinosa]

44 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You're not willing to compromise? Typical.  

[Bucket1]

2 hours ago, dughlas said:

I have a couple of friends who actually celebrate the entire month of their birthday. Imagine how much fun we could have doing that for you.

Celebrating for a month would be exhausting 

[spike382]

39 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You're not willing to compromise? Typical.  

[Page Scrawler]

13 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

Celebrating for a month would be exhausting 

I'm sure they're not going out to party at the club every night. The little things matter, too. 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I'm an unreasonable nong to my reasonable P'Drew.

[Headstall]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The doctors used Central Time to record the time of my birth, not Central European Time.

Shire time.  

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm a bitch.

[Drew Espinosa]

35 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Shire time.  

 <nukes the Canadian side of Lake Ontario>  

[Drew Espinosa]

28 minutes ago, spike382 said:

P'Drew is way nicer to Lung than I'll ever be.