House of Cards: Renewal

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

[chris191070]

[Drew Espinosa]

It's 1 a.m. and I get up to go take a leak. On a whim, I turn on the ceiling light, and lucky that I did so, because right in front of my bedroom door was a big spider, blocking my path to the bathroom. But as we all know, I am totally not afraid of spiders, so I did not panic. And I very bravely dropped one of my books on top of it. Now my bedroom is spider-free and I can go back to sleep.

[Bucket1]

3 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Lining up for the potato cakes/potato scallops 

[Bucket1]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's 1 a.m. and I get up to go take a leak. On a whim, I turn on the ceiling light, and lucky that I did so, because right in front of my bedroom door was a big spider, blocking my path to the bathroom. But as we all know, I am totally not afraid of spiders, so I did not panic. And I very bravely dropped one of my books on top of it. Now my bedroom is spider-free and I can go back to sleep.

Yuk, now you have spider juice on your book…

[clochette]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's 1 a.m. and I get up to go take a leak. On a whim, I turn on the ceiling light, and lucky that I did so, because right in front of my bedroom door was a big spider, blocking my path to the bathroom. But as we all know, I am totally not afraid of spiders, so I did not panic. And I very bravely dropped one of my books on top of it. Now my bedroom is spider-free and I can go back to sleep.

 if you are not scared why the need to kill it?

Ber you also had to whip the floor after peeing yourself from the "surprise"

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[Bucket1]

Good night everyone

Enjoy the rest of your day  

[spike382]

6 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's 1 a.m. and I get up to go take a leak. On a whim, I turn on the ceiling light, and lucky that I did so, because right in front of my bedroom door was a big spider, blocking my path to the bathroom. But as we all know, I am totally not afraid of spiders, so I did not panic. And I very bravely dropped one of my books on top of it. Now my bedroom is spider-free and I can go back to sleep.

So, what you’re really saying is a spider trapped you in your bedroom, and you hid under the covers clutching your gecko plushie.

Got it. 

[clochette]

This is the end. Today I closed the book of my first year as a teacher 🥹

School let out Friday, there were a few tears from my students and from me and also my closest colleague. I still had the keys until today cause there was still a lot to do (and a lot of stuff to move out of my classroom 🫣 that I'm keeping in the car from lack of space on my apartment at the moment) but now it's all over. 

I don't know were I'll be in September yet. So in the meantime I'll enjoy my summer break by reading, visiting places and going for walks 🤷🏻‍♀️ (meaning looot of time to annoy Drew and drive Spikey up the wall )

[Headstall]

11 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

I have those same boots but that's another story.  

[Headstall]

9 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's 1 a.m. and I get up to go take a leak. On a whim, I turn on the ceiling light, and lucky that I did so, because right in front of my bedroom door was a big spider, blocking my path to the bathroom. But as we all know, I am totally not afraid of spiders, so I did not panic. And I very bravely dropped one of my books on top of it. Now my bedroom is spider-free and I can go back to sleep.

Did you pee a little when you screamed?  

[Headstall]

[Page Scrawler]

16 minutes ago, clochette said:

I don't know were I'll be in September yet.

You did well, Tink. 

Enjoy your summer.

[chris191070]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

This is the end. Today I closed the book of my first year as a teacher 🥹

School let out Friday, there were a few tears from my students and from me and also my closest colleague. I still had the keys until today cause there was still a lot to do (and a lot of stuff to move out of my classroom 🫣 that I'm keeping in the car from lack of space on my apartment at the moment) but now it's all over. 

I don't know were I'll be in September yet. So in the meantime I'll enjoy my summer break by reading, visiting places and going for walks 🤷🏻‍♀️ (meaning looot of time to annoy Drew and drive Spikey up the wall )

I don't break up from school to 24th July.

[clochette]

8 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

I don't break up from school to 24th July.

Hang in there buddy

[chris191070]

12 minutes ago, clochette said:

Hang in there buddy

We fly on the 26th July to Australia for 31 days. So I'm counting down the days.

[Drew Espinosa]

9 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Yuk, now you have spider juice on your book…

I cleaned my book with an alcohol wipe afterwards.

9 hours ago, clochette said:

 if you are not scared why the need to kill it?

Because it was in my way, duh!

9 hours ago, clochette said:

Ber you also had to whip the floor after peeing yourself from the "surprise"

I didn't pee myself, you pervert!

4 hours ago, spike382 said:

So, what you’re really saying is a spider trapped you in your bedroom, and you hid under the covers clutching your gecko plushie.

Got it. 

Why would I hide under the covers? I'd lose track of the spider's whereabouts. Your completely fictitious story has more plot holes than your alleged "issues" with Khemjira.

2 hours ago, Headstall said:

Did you pee a little when you screamed?  

Oh look, it's the pervert's mentor!  I didn't scream or pee!

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Why would I hide under the covers? I'd lose track of the spider's whereabouts. Your completely fictitious story has more plot holes than your alleged "issues" with Khemjira.

[Headstall]

35 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

We fly on the 26th July to Australia for 31 days. So I'm counting down the days.

Lucky bastard!