House of Cards: Renewal

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fifty cents to a slave is me being generous.  

When was dugh ever a slave? 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

When was dugh ever a slave? 

Since he met me in 2015.

[spike382]

25 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Since he met me in 2015.

in the paraphrased words of Moses: Let my Lung go.

[Drew Espinosa]

40 minutes ago, spike382 said:

in the paraphrased words of Moses: Let my Lung go.

[spike382]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

[Headstall]

52 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Have you learned nothing?  

[Bucket1]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Since he met me in 2015.

So that was when you were -10 years old or was that the version when you were older than everyone? I get so confused  

[chris191070]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

[spike382]

24 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

So that was when you were -10 years old or was that the version when you were older than everyone? I get so confused  

He was a negative sperm cell and yet all of our seniors at the same time.  

[Page Scrawler]

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

He was a negative sperm cell and yet all of our seniors at the same time.  

Schroedinger's Drewcifer. 

[dughlas]

7 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fifty cents went a bit farther in meeting life's needs when this cartoon was made then it does today. You need to revise your "generosity" to keep up with inflation.

[dughlas]

6 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Since he met me in 2015.

You can't enslave the plaid ...

[Drew Espinosa]

8 hours ago, spike382 said:

FYI, but no plague can stop me.

6 hours ago, spike382 said:

He was a negative sperm cell and yet all of our seniors at the same time.  

There you go again, thinking about sperm like the pervert that you are.

6 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Schroedinger's Drewcifer. 

Don't make me rename Lake Michigan to Lake Texas!

3 hours ago, dughlas said:

Fifty cents went a bit farther in meeting life's needs when this cartoon was made then it does today. You need to revise your "generosity" to keep up with inflation.

I don't need to keep up with inflation, you just need to tighten your belt.

3 hours ago, dughlas said:

You can't enslave the plaid ...

Oh yes I can.

[dughlas]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Oh yes I can.

Think again.

[Drew Espinosa]

Today is my mother's birthday, she is now 60 years old!

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, dughlas said:

Think again.

Since @spike382 is my whipping boy, all you're doing is punishing him.

[dughlas]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Today is my mother's birthday, she is now 60 years old!

Happy Birthday Mama Espinosa.

I hope someone other than Drew baked your cake.

[dughlas]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Since @spike382 is my whipping boy, all you're doing is punishing him.

Oh, well then I'm sure you'll reform your behaviour to spare him.

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

There you go again, thinking about sperm like the pervert that you are.

You formed from sperm. 

[spike382]

10 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Since @spike382 is my whipping boy, all you're doing is punishing him.

I don't recall accepting this position,

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Oh, well then I'm sure you'll reform your behaviour to spare him.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

I don't recall accepting this position,

You never had a say to begin with.  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You formed from sperm. 

And an egg. You should really brush up on how human reproduction works, babe. 

[dughlas]

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I don't recall accepting this position,

You don't remember a hobbit-sized pubescent demon saying ... "Assume the position"?

[dughlas]

4 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

And an egg. You should really brush up on how human reproduction works, babe. 

Pretty sure your's was scrambled.