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wildone Master Scribe

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Friday Joke.....

 

Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?

 

There always butting in

 

:D

 

And if you don't believe me, look at CJ's post/lurker count :D

 

Steve B)

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A warm welcome to you rbenn5,,, :great: don't worry, usually people here don't bites ;)

 

 

...grins toothily... speak for yourself!

 

 

You're not alone in the lurking business. Even I was a lurker for 4 months before I started posting!!

 

 

and now we can't get you to shut up! Sheesh give a guy a log-on and see what happens!

 

 

...wonders what is this herd thing he keeps hearing about....

 

 

baaa

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The weekend at last, and it's a hectic one for me. Busy, busy, busy -- doing all those tedious chores like riding on go-karts and rollercoasters, eating junk food, watching stunt riders doing tricks on their bikes and generally having fun. Boring, I know :D

 

If I've calculated this correctly, we've got 20 posts to go before we have a thread with 200 posts and NONE by C James! :blink: Miracles DO happen, if you work at them hard enough. ;)

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...wonders what is this herd thing he keeps hearing about....

Not much, really. It just seems to be a small group that likes to follow the leader, C James.... 0:)

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Not much, really. It just seems to be a small group that likes to follow the leader, C James.... 0:)

It's safer to be behind him instead of in front of him where he could butt you. (And yes, that has a double meaning to it).

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Here's a little something I found in the archives of The Talon House:

 

Montana Ghost Story

 

A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

 

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,

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It's Sunday afternoon here, so it's about time I posted something in this thread. I've noticed it's getting difficult. Without CJ's example to follow, finding motivation and reason to post is not easy... :P

 

Since I know everyone really wants to know what the weather is like here in Melbourne (one of the must know facts in today's society), it's wet and windy. I don't mind the rain, since it's been so dry, but I really would prefer it if they scheduled it for night times only....

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It's Sunday afternoon here, so it's about time I posted something in this thread. I've noticed it's getting difficult. Without CJ's example to follow, finding motivation and reason to post is not easy... :P

 

Since I know everyone really wants to know what the weather is like here in Melbourne (one of the must know facts in today's society), it's wet and windy. I don't mind the rain, since it's been so dry, but I really would prefer it if they scheduled it for night times only....

 

Wet and windy is better than cold and dry. That is how the weather is here.

I wonder how our Queen of evilest cliffhangers is enjoying his trip.. ;)

 

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Not exactly a goat joke, but this one uses a cousin.

 

State Motto's

 

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Spend Your Money, Then Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Ayuh

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared

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