18 year old males

[Conner]

I would like to suggest that 18 year old males be prohibited from expressing their opinions on this site. :2hands:

 

Why? I'm glad you asked!

 

Without wanting to stereotype this sub-group of humanity (but just barely)....here's why:

 

Typical profile for 18 year old male:

 

I will never die. I know everything worth knowing. I'm an expert on sex and music. Size isn't everything but I just happen to have a big dick and low hangers. If I want it, I take it. My compassion level is low but who cares. Whose turn is it to buy the beer and pizza?

 

[JamesSavik]

That's why we love them... <3

[TetRefine]

Typical Profile For Those Above 55.

 

-I need Viagra cause I can no longer get it up on my own.

-Going 50 on the highway is too damn fast.

-Turn the TV up. I can't hear it!

-The highlight of my day is watching daytime television.

-Inter what?

-What ever happened to talking on the phone? I can't figure out how to do this texting crap.

-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Nephylim]

Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically at both. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I am pretty much in the middle of both (and ANYONE who points out that isn't ENTIRELY correct WILL be slapped, bitten and locked in a dark celler... unless they like it in which case will be made to watch care bears while listening to B eiber classics over and over)

 

 

[B1ue]

When I was 18, it was never my turn to buy the beer or pizza. That's what guys over 55 are for.

 

And, Neph...just wow.

[Conner]

Typical Profile For Those Above 55.

 

-I need Viagra cause I can no longer get it up on my own.

-Going 50 on the highway is too damn fast.

-Turn the TV up. I can't hear it!

-The highlight of my day is watching daytime television.

-Inter what?

-What ever happened to talking on the phone? I can't figure out how to do this texting crap.

-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

 

You were wise not to include James in the age group that you have so grieviously slandered.

 

For I tell you this, Grasshopper....

 

'Meddle not in the affairs of beasts, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.' "

[TetRefine]

You were wise not to include James in the age group that you have so grieviously slandered.

 

For I tell you this, Grasshopper....

 

'Meddle not in the affairs of beasts, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.' "

When people get above 60, your so old that when they order a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.

(Of course I'm kidding. I wasn't serious in my first post either.)

[Arpeggio]

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him, "Henry, I just saw on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way on Highway 880. Please be careful!"

 

"One?" replied Henry, "You've got to be kidding me. I see at least a hundred!"

 

;3

 

Edited November 8, 2010 by Arpeggio

[WatchPatRun]

Might I just add that red heads are exempt from either stereo-typical categories for age, because we rock the party no matter what number.

[MikeL]

I'm glad everyone participating in this thread is doing so with a good sense of humor.

 

Just for the record, I wouldn't want to be any other age than that which I am currently. There are lots of reasons...first and foremost, grandchildren are lots of fun. I may have a few aches and pains, but none of those Matt said apply to me. And before you ask, no, I do not drive a Buick.

[Cia]

I second Patrick's statement, of course Though I'm still young. One more year at least

[VickyS]

Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically at both. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I am pretty much in the middle of both (and ANYONE who points out that isn't ENTIRELY correct WILL be slapped, bitten and locked in a dark celler... unless they like it in which case will be made to watch care bears while listening to B eiber classics over and over)

 

 

 

Nephy U simply Rock !!!!

[TetRefine]

I'm glad everyone participating in this thread is doing so with a good sense of humor.

 

Just for the record, I wouldn't want to be any other age than that which I am currently. There are lots of reasons...first and foremost, grandchildren are lots of fun. I may have a few aches and pains, but none of those things Matt said apply to me. And before you ask, no, I do not drive a Buick.

 

Wow, so you can still get it up without the magical blue pill? I'm impressed! And I'm thinking you may drive this kinda car. Link. But remember, no driving in the left lane.

[VickyS]

That's why we love them... <3

 

Lolz, just

[MikeL]

Wow, so you can still get it up without the magical blue pill? I'm impressed! And I'm thinking you may drive this kinda car. Link. But remember, no driving in the left lane.

Matt, I tend to be more practical in my choice of vehicles:

 

 

 

No midlife crisis here; I'm beyond that. The car I always wanted but never got is the one that was hot the year I graduated from college:

 

Edited November 12, 2010 by MikeL

[PrivateTim]

When I was 18, it was never my turn to buy the beer or pizza. That's what guys over 55 are for.

 

And, Neph...just wow.

 

If you are 18 and they are 55 it better damn well be filet and lobster with champagne and a BM'er thrown in......

[PrivateTim]

I would like to suggest that 18 year old males be prohibited from expressing their opinions on this site. :2hands:

 

Ah yes, well do be careful or they'll send a Sandman after you and all scream "renew, renew!" at Carousel!

[Andrew Q Gordon]

Although I would not like to be 18 again, [well maybe I wouldn't mind being 18 now but in 1982 things were even harder for gay teens than they are now.] I like their energy and fresh approach to life. Sometimes we older gents and ladies forget that life is not all about work, the job and taking care of the house and stuff. We forget what it was like to go out and enjoy ourselves just because we can.

 

So I for one can take a bit of know it all, cocky swagger, look at me I am da bomb attitude, - Matt's farcical post not withstand [oh and by the way Matt, since that is how you see everyone over 55, I hope all those ailments plague you when you are that age, just for spite ].

 

Then again, what do I know anyway, I am not 18 anymore.

[JamieD]

So I'm gonna be like that in a few months?

[Krista]

Lol. This whole thread should get a +1.

[TalonRider]

This has been funny. To add to what MikeL has said already, not all males over the age of 50 need a pill to help get it up.

 

If I only wanted to drive no faster than 50 mph, I wouldn't be driving a Mustang with a 305 in it. Though, admittedly, my daily commutes top speed is 50. The one thing I hate about the commute is the people, of any age, that seem to to drive slower than the posted speed limit.

[TetRefine]

Matt, I tend to be more practical in my choice of vehicles:

 

 

 

No midlife crisis here; I'm beyond that. The car I always wanted but never got is the one that was hot the year I graduated from college:

 

 

 

Nice car, both of them.

 

 

[JamesSavik]

So I'm gonna be like that in a few months?

 

 

No Jamie. You'll be a sweetheart at any age.

[MikeL]

This has been funny. To add to what MikeL has said already, not all males over the age of 50 need a pill to help get it up.

 

If I only wanted to drive no faster than 50 mph, I wouldn't be driving a Mustang with a 305 in it. Though, admittedly, my daily commutes top speed is 50. The one thing I hate about the commute is the people, of any age, that seem to to drive slower than the posted speed limit.

I generally drive 5 mph over the speed limit except in school zones. I trust everyone to keep that to themselves.

 

Nice car, both of them.

 

 

Thanks. It's comforting to have an 18 year old approve of your taste in cars.

[Toast]

This is the first I have heard of this!

 

 

There is a difference between 18 and 60?

 

 

I never noticed!