Would you pee on Zac Effron?

[NotNoNever]

Someone offer Benji your "high school musical" trilogy and a pop culture lesson on modern Disney tweeney bopper to teen idol to pissed on movie actor

 

I kind of asked the question earlier, but now I see I have absolutely no need of the answer! Musical tweeners and pop culture? Blech

 

Anyway, my logicality is wondering why he can't just get his s Zac out and pee on the sting himself? Or is there some reason why the filmmakers need to have a girl do it to a guy, like, um, sensationalism?

Edited September 4, 2012 by NotNoNever

[Yettie One]

Just out of curiosity, are we allowed to pee all over him, or is it just on the bit that is stung?

[A.J.]

Just out of curiosity, are we allowed to pee all over him, or is it just on the bit that is stung?

 

I think all of him just to be safe.

[Arpeggio]

Mark my territory?

[NotNoNever]

I'm beginning to see the indulgence of some rather bizarre fantasies surfacing here!

[Zombie]

Well to be a bizarre fantasy it would have to be unusual, and I'm not sure that's true

[W_L]

Well, if he's willing, piss as much as you want or put him in a sling and leather straps for being a bad boy?

 

To each their own, right

 

[Celethiel]

*starts laughing* this is getting more and more amusing to watch...or read... which ever.

[hh5]

lol i never realize so much fantasy here

*starts laughing* this is getting more and more amusing to watch...or read... which ever.

 

[W_L]

Many of us enjoy some fantasy or else, we would never write or read fiction

 

 

[The_Round_One]

Kidman is such an ice queen, I think her pee would come out of her cold! Blech!

[Y_B]

The urinal cakes in the office restrooms have his face on them. Does that count?

[LemonFresh]

Will get Ghost Rider to piss fire on him, and burn ther little rat bastard! *Rubs hands toget menecingly*

[rustle]

*starts laughing* this is getting more and more amusing to watch...or read... which ever.

 

I'm taking notes.

[NotNoNever]

I've been motivated to look him up.

 

Underwhelmed.

 

Severely.

 

Complete Hollydude. In fact, I wouldn't bother peeing on him, because, as a clone or an android, I'd expect to be able to get another quite easily. Just another styled child.

[PrivateTim]

Not again no matter how much he begged.

[Camilo]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

He'd be naked since we wouldn't wanna get his clothes dirty, would we

 

Yes! Yes!

[LemonFresh]

ok so where all in agreement wether it be to save a life, to exprees contempt,or just for the fun of it we would all indeed pee on Zack Effron.

[hh5]

 

http://youtu.be/4OfGrpGD9pg

at 1:35 would this be a classic reaction to being pee on???

 

How would you describe Zac family reaction?

[Gene Splicer PHD]

Not again no matter how much he begged.

 

AGAIN?

 

Spill brother. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

[Henry_Henry2012]

I would defo pee on him if he starts singing one of those high school musical sh*tty songs.

[Gulab Jamun]

Oh definitely! That Graham Norton clip was soo funny .....BTW was Graham helping us out with the big glass of pee @ 1:07

Edited September 20, 2012 by Gulab Jamun

[Zombie]

The Paper Boy

 

Here's a restrained review:

 

"Dirty, violent, sexy, and sweaty, The Paperboy is 107 minutes of B-movie goodness. Like the sinful act of picking a pair of dirty undies off the floor and putting them on without a care in the world, The Paperboy is comfortable in its own filth. This is a film that is trash and knows it.

 

Jack is smitten with Charlotte on first sight. She’s the perfect object for his horny fantasies. Charlotte is also the lust-puppet for Hillary, so Jack is forced to watch his prized woman shamefully shed herself of her virtue whenever they visit the jail. A true “wham, bam, thank you ma’am,” The Paperboy likes it rough and dirty. Daniels pushes the actors into provocative scenes and he knows how to frame the contours and shiny sweatiness of their bodies with exploitative goodness.

 

Daniels seems especially fond of his leading man Zac Efron, who spends a good chunk of the movie dancing around the set in his tighty whities. (He even does a little romp in the rain.) Efron is far from the Disney days of High School Musical and he holds his own among the other actors in the camp. Charlotte amps the camp value up the wazoo as she slinks her booty, mashes her gum, and pees on Zac Efron. (The golden shower scene truly lives up to the hype.)

 

A B-movie to the core, The Paperboy is a tasty slice of pulp fiction. Viewers willing to go along for the ride will love the tawdry debauchery of The Paperboy. Bring fried chicken."

 

Gulp! *books front row seat and giant bucket of KFC Wings *

Edited September 20, 2012 by Zombie

[joann414]

Reading this thread just made my day. You guys are too funny. Zombie, it might be worth a watch!

[hh5]

which spidy would pee on Zack?