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OK after about twenty rewrites (JK) and consulting JAR on fitness stuff, I'm almost ready to post dugh's and EagleIsaac's shower chapter. Don't expect too much though... :unsure:

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OK after about twenty rewrites (JK) and consulting JAR on fitness stuff, I'm almost ready to post dugh's and EagleIsaac's shower chapter. Don't expect too much though... :unsure:

I'm sure wet and soapy would satisfy most of the fans Tim.

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That being said I'm sure both of my kids want to believe that their dad and I had sex twice: when they were conceived.

Twice, you had sex twice ... the older one probably thought the younger was conceived at the same time but was stored in the freezer for later ... seriously freezer burn could explain a lot.

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Twice, you had sex twice ... the older one probably thought the younger was conceived at the same time but was stored in the freezer for later ... seriously freezer burn could explain a lot.

Hahaha very true. My daughter does think my son has brain freeze most of the time :P

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So many funny conversations in both forums I follow! That made for a lot of laughter as I caught up.

 

Congrats by the way Puppilull. And no, marriage does not equal death

 

Kitt: I've supplied condoms for my kids too. I'm not ready to be a grandmother! (Plus the obvious protection from diseases). That being said I'm sure both of my kids want to believe that their dad and I had sex twice: when they were conceived.

 

I thought it was immaculate conception? Kids come from storks and sugar and such and not through any yucky physical interaction between my parents. Only gay man have sex I thought ;-).

Oh, I need a bedtime story!

 

Tell us about your dreams tomorrow.

On second thought: maybe not. ;-)

OK after about twenty rewrites (JK) and consulting JAR on fitness stuff, I'm almost ready to post dugh's and EagleIsaac's shower chapter. Don't expect too much though... :unsure:

 

I tried to get more for Rob out of the shower scene, but Tim is quite obstinate.

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I thought it was immaculate conception? Kids come from storks and sugar and such and not through any yucky physical interaction between my parents. Only gay man have sex I thought ;-).

 

I think most young people choose to believe that sex stops after 35....unless it's Gerard Butler according to my daughter.

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I think most young people choose to believe that sex stops after 35....unless it's Gerard Butler according to my daughter.

You're daughter has good taste... and he's Scottish!

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I've prepared myself for that "Eww, mom!" convo by planning to say that the alternative is two parents who don't love each other. I think I know what they prefer.

 

Tell us about your dreams tomorrow.

On second thought: maybe not.

That could be my writing debut! But I tend to have very surreal dreams.

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I giggled at that too. Just hope the boys realise not all women go all ga ga after feline consumption. I for one find it kind of... dull. That doesn't mean I don't like a nice steak dinner myself...

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I giggled at that too. Just hope the boys realise not all women go all ga ga after feline consumption. I for one find it kind of... dull. That doesn't mean I don't like a nice steak dinner myself...

 

LOL, you're right - it's silly to make assumptions on a sample of one or two women. Not all guys are suckers for blowjobs either. :lol:

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@ ColumbusGuy: "Consuming felines" ... the euphemism of the day!!!

 

LOL funniest thing I read all day!

 

I agree - that was probably the funniest comment on my prompts so far. I knew that small exchange would be a ewww (or should that be an eww?) moment, so I cut it short. :lol:

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LOL, you're right - it's silly to make assumptions on a sample of one or two women. Not all guys are suckers for blowjobs either. :lol:

Suckers indeed...

 

I love that JAR sent you links to buff guys working out. Must have been a chore for him...

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LOL, you're right - it's silly to make assumptions on a sample of one or two women. Not all guys are suckers for blowjobs either. :lol:

No - not all men are "suckers" for blowjobs :lol: Maybe that has more to do with skill level than the act itself?

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Suckers indeed...

I love that JAR sent you links to buff guys working out. Must have been a chore for him...

Yeah a real sacrifice for him - I'm sure. I clicked the links - to check their form - don't want anyone getting hurt.

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Couldn't get the pics for the dumbbell lunges, and the guy for the concentration curls is more like my idea of Rob than the pic JAR gave us earlier.  With Rob being a baseball player, I don't see him as so over-built as that guy either...I see him as very nicely toned, but not a gym fanatic. Tim is being cagey with this issue as well as Rob's potential sexual options, which leaves us to our imaginations as it ought to be, but I'd really like to see who he thinks comes close to Rob.  :)

 

For some reason, my favorite 'thing' to do was 'chewing toothpicks' more than 'burying bones', maybe because it was less messy? As a matter of curiosity, so many stories have warnings to 'watch the teeth'...now, I'm not saying it is okay to bite, or scrape it raw, but I enjoyed it if a guy occasionally let me know they were there, as long as it wasn't painful. Is that considered really 'out there', or freakish?

 

Anyway, I can't wait for the next chapter Tim...and how are the twins doing?

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Well, to be fair. Women that age do a lot of ooh-ing and aah-ing, even when the action really doesn't warrant such noises. So it's understandable if the guys are a bit in the dark here. They should get an A for effort at least.

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Yeah a real sacrifice for him - I'm sure. I clicked the links - to check their form - don't want anyone getting hurt.

 

Ladies, gentlemen,

 

I wouldn't call it a sacrifice but it is not my no 1 desirable brief. Those would be more up my alley: http://www.2ndmardiv.marines.mil/News/NewsArticleDisplay/tabid/2643/Article/515838/any-clime-or-any-place-marines-stay-fit.aspx

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And how did we get to BJs? Tim refused to have Rob engage in such activity ... instead he was dealing with kittens a la "Suits you, Sir."

 

JAR

Well, to be fair. Women that age do a lot of ooh-ing and aah-ing, even when the action really doesn't warrant such noises. So it's understandable if the guys are a bit in the dark here. They should get an A for effort at least.

 

"in the dark" ... intentional?

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Must... not... make... alley joke...

In the dark?

 

At that age? I would say yes!

 

I didn't know that my straight friends had such a tough time; poor fellas.

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