Timmy's Terrible Prompt Stories by TimothyM

[JohnAR]

Fellas? Hardly the injured party here.

 

Working and being left in the dark? That's quite hazardous ...

With an unreliable feedback loop ...

Edited June 15, 2015 by JohnAR

[Puppilull]

That's late teens for ya'! Thank god for getting older.

[EagleIsaac]

Ladies, gentlemen,

 

I wouldn't call it a sacrifice but it is not my no 1 desirable brief. Those would be more up my alley: http://www.2ndmardiv.marines.mil/News/NewsArticleDisplay/tabid/2643/Article/515838/any-clime-or-any-place-marines-stay-fit.aspx

(go to 2nd picture)

 

And how did we get to BJs? Tim refused to have Rob engage in such activity ... instead he was dealing with kittens a la "Suits you, Sir."

 

JAR

 

Well from what I read Tim hasn't totally closed the door on that idea - so we can still try to sway him  

 

Yea the second guy is pretty easy on the eyes.  You do like the regulation cuts don't you?

[JohnAR]

Well from what I read Tim hasn't totally closed the door on that idea - so we can still try to sway him

 

Yea the second guy is pretty easy on the eyes.  You do like the regulation cuts don't you?

 

I guess you haven't read the MetaSeries ... ;-). To answer: only acceptable haircuts for men (bracing for the abuse to come now ;-)).

[EagleIsaac]

I guess you haven't read the MetaSeries ... ;-). To answer: only acceptable haircuts for men (bracing for the abuse to come now ;-)).

 

Well since I wear a buzz cut at least half of the time I can't really say anything.  lol

There is something to be said for a good head of hair though

Edited June 15, 2015 by EagleIsaac

[JohnAR]

@ Tim: no dirty words in Danish/Swedish. "Misser" ... bad boy.

(Missekat is a pussy cat, I think)

[Timothy M.]

Couldn't get the pics for the dumbbell lunges, and the guy for the concentration curls is more like my idea of Rob than the pic JAR gave us earlier. 

 

Try this link: http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/main/popup/name/dumbbell-lunges

[Timothy M.]

No - not all men are "suckers" for blowjobs Maybe that has more to do with skill level than the act itself?

 

are we talking about the skill level of those (males or females) giving the BJ?

[Timothy M.]

Well, to be fair. Women that age do a lot of ooh-ing and aah-ing, even when the action really doesn't warrant such noises. So it's understandable if the guys are a bit in the dark here. They should get an A for effort at least.

 

"in the dark" ... intentional?

 

Must... not... make... alley joke...

In the dark?

 

At that age? I would say yes!

 

I didn't know that my straight friends had such a tough time; poor fellas.

 

Fellas? Hardly the injured party here.

 

Working and being left in the dark? That's quite hazardous ...

With an unreliable feedback loop ...

 

That's late teens for ya'! Thank god for getting older.

 

out of likes already so :heart: :heart: :heart:

 

well I think it's probably more difficult to work with unfamiliar parts, and if instructions, feedback and experience are lacking, the quality will be accordingly. The worst case is when the receiving part assumes the giver can perform miracles and gets upset when none occur.

Edited June 15, 2015 by Timothy M.

[Carlos Hazday]

LOL, Carlos, I like your book dream.
Yes, you're right about the conversation being an ideal, - both for teen and straight men, and perhaps impossibly so. But that's my dream.
An extra thank you for pointing out older brothers may have a hard time accepting younger ones being grown up and able to fend for themselves. Did that come from personal experience ?

 

 

Yup! Got one 2.5 years younger and another one 12.5 years younger. Considering I changed the second one's diaper when he was an infant, watching him grow up to be a father was weird. At least I'll always be the one who bailed him out when he got arrested. Gotta have something to hold over the young ones!

[LitLover]

@ ColumbusGuy: "Consuming felines" ... the euphemism of the day!!!

 

 

LOL funniest thing I read all day!

 

 

I giggled at that too. Just hope the boys realise not all women go all ga ga after feline consumption. I for one find it kind of... dull. That doesn't mean I don't like a nice steak dinner myself...

 

 

LOL, you're right - it's silly to make assumptions on a sample of one or two women. Not all guys are suckers for blowjobs either.

 

I read CG's review and I laughed until I cried.  Poor thing, being subject to such nasty topics

 

And I agree with Puppilull. not all women go gaga over feline consumption.  I think Eagle is right...it has a lot to do with skill level, and teenagers (male or female) have very little skill and teen girls especially have a bad habit of pretending they are enjoying themselves more than they are and just complain to their girlfriends later.  Guys would have a harder time pretending - you can't really fake that with a guy lol.

[Headstall]

I read CG's review and I laughed until I cried.  Poor thing, being subject to such nasty topics

 

And I agree with Puppilull. not all women go gaga over feline consumption.  I think Eagle is right...it has a lot to do with skill level, and teenagers (male or female) have very little skill and teen girls especially have a bad habit of pretending they are enjoying themselves more than they are and just complain to their girlfriends later.  Guys would have a harder time pretending - you can't really fake that with a guy lol.

You can't really pretend, but if it's really bad, you can distract... and move on to something different... It's that or fall asleep  

[EagleIsaac]

You can't really pretend, but if it's really bad, you can distract... and move on to something different... It's that or fall asleep  

Yeah - it can be bad enough that you have to distract and move on

[JohnAR]

Yeah - it can be bad enough that you have to distract and move on

 

or start to teach ...  (back in my little dirty corner)

[EagleIsaac]

or start to teach ...  (back in my little dirty corner)

LOL oh I've taught a few lessons - but sometimes the enthusiasm level is so low you know there is no point.

[Puppilull]

LOL oh I've taught a few lessons - but sometimes the enthusiasm level is so low you know there is no point.

Wow! If that was the case, I would demand a cease and desist. I've had a few not so great ones, but they at least tried...

[Timothy M.]

for some things enthusiasm is not a substitute for skill.

but at least skill can be learned, whereas it may be harder to improve enthusiasm...

Edited June 15, 2015 by Timothy M.

[EagleIsaac]

Wow! If that was the case, I would demand a cease and desist. I've had a few not so great ones, but they at least tried...

It's the ones who act like its an obligation. Only happened a couple of times with girls when I was much younger - never with the guys I've been with. A couple of the guys weren't great - but pretty enthusiastic lol

[Timothy M.]

Hey Gary posted a COTT chapter

envisages a stampede from the forum

[Kitt]

for some things enthusiasm is not a substitute for skill.

but at least skill can be learned, whereas it may be harder to improve enthusiasm...

Without enthusiasm the skill will never develop!

[Timothy M.]

Without enthusiasm the skill will never develop!

 

hmm you're probably right. And it's more fun too

[JohnAR]

hmm you're probably right. And it's more fun too

 

I prefer the word 'devotion.' ;-)

[Kitt]

Dedication?

[Puppilull]

Turning all the night time into the day.

[JohnAR]

Turning all the night time into the day.

 

There is no night currently in Stockholm.