Last Post Wins #35

[clochette]

Seriously Lemur? Seriously?!! Just go back to sleep!

 

[TalonRider]

Zombie is correct. He's currently the reigning King. That is until this round closes as that time gets closer.

[C. When]

Dethroning zombies is fun.

[TalonRider]

It can be.

[clochette]

It is!

 

Tic-Tac, Tic-Tac, BOoom!

 

Queen Clo!

[Zombie]

Dethroning zombies is fun.

misbehaving lemur's will get some serious tail tweaking - or worse

 

 

and wicked witch fairies will have their wings stapled

 

 

.

Edited June 6, 2016 by Zombie

[C. When]

 You wouldn't be mean to me, would you?

[clochette]

Zombie is by definition mean, that's why he won't be king for long

 

Queen Clo!

[C. When]

He won't be and neither will you. Mine

[clochette]

Yes, I will!

 

Queen Clo!

[C. When]

Stop trying to rule everyone, little fairy.

[Zombie]

He won't be and neither will you. Mine

you don't know that the bird - oh Wise and Magnificent bird - won't recoronate me as King

 

because I've been an excellent and merciful King

 

the only blot on my rule has been all those rebellious, ungrateful, traitorous rabble

 

[C. When]

A ruler with a kingdom full of rebellion, isn't a great leader. My shiny

[Zombie]

A ruler with a kingdom full of rebellion, isn't a great leader. My shiny

well maybe that's all about to change *clicks on Special Offer multiple order discount in Shopping Basket of extrasharpguillotines.com - with express delivery *

 

[C. When]

Aren't guillotines best used for dethroning rulers(and killing zombies)?

[Zombie]

Aren't guillotines best used for dethroning rulers(and killing zombies)?

not when fully trained operatives are given generous remuneration packages including attractive perks - like free furry skins of all euthanased zoo creatures...

 

[Emi GS]

...and back to Emi!

[Parker Owens]

A guillotine is just the tool

to shave the head off from the fool

who took the shiny from the shelf;

now I can take it back myself.

 

mine.   

[clochette]

*Turns the clock back*

 

Hey bard look, it's April! Go write some poetry

Edited June 6, 2016 by clochette

[Parker Owens]

Fairy, fairy, so contrary,

why is your clock so slow?

It's never wound, you're not around,

and stealing things, you know!

 

mine   

[C. When]

*takes the shiny from the bard who's lecturing a fairy * my shiny.

[Zombie]

hahahahaha

 

The Poet <------ (on temporary loan of course )

[C. When]

You can't loan something that isn't yours.

[Zombie]

You can't loan something that isn't yours.

ahem:

 

Zombie is correct. He's currently the reigning King.

:D

 

[C. When]

*steals the shiny off the 'King's' head* Mine.